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Title: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 25, 2008, 12:48:46 AM

http://dantom.altervista.org/spider_ing_script.html

It has bridge fucking!

(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9440/spiderimg034yg3.gif)

And Sandman too!

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 25, 2008, 01:11:25 AM

(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5557/spideystrandnq6.jpg)

 :rofl

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 03:05:38 AM

Wow, this was pretty bad.  Spidey as a creepy voyeur? That's not a good look for him.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:22:44 AM

I have to watch all superhero movies.  My family is predictable in this regard.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 03:57:39 AM

Also, Mary Jane is an even bigger slut in this than she was in Raimi's movies.  She actually has sex with Spidey without knowing who he is.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: bluemax on January 25, 2008, 05:47:35 AM

I swear I've read this before. The bridge sex scene sounds familiar.

Also Cameron has no fucking idea what Spider-Man is all about.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2008, 05:50:39 AM

To be fair, the original Koepp draft for Spider-Man prior to when Raimi was hired was a downright abomination and one of the worst blockbuster scripts to be peddled around Hollywood.  Raimi was basically hired with the job to work with the script as is, and how he managed to edit and re-write it into something actually watachable (shut the fuck up, TVC) is kind of amazing.  Any kind of sense he had with the series was kind of lost after the sequel, though.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 06:10:56 AM

Oh, dude, I liked the original Spider-Man movie a lot.  But this James Cameron thing is pure shit.

Title: Re: Would you have gone to watch James Cameron's "Spider-Man"?
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2008, 08:13:57 AM

i remember reading about this from the bullpen bullitens in marvel comics

he was going to do something with tom cruise and the whole spiderman thing was going to be metaphor for puberty with spider webs as nocturnal emissions etc