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Title: so my roommate is really really weird
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:02:24 AM
So like my roommate hangs up his girlfriends panties on the fan every time he fucks her. Just recently he's decided to hang her bra as well. I don't understand it but i've decided to take a pic.

Horrible cell phone pic.

(http://i32.tinypic.com/2vxgivl.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 02:03:10 AM
How big are these panties?  Could Bz fit into them?
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Post by: Vizzys on January 25, 2008, 02:03:36 AM
ok
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Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:03:39 AM
Naw they're not that big
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2008, 02:04:32 AM
Thats uh, pretty weird. If you wanna weird him out, hang your own underwear up there whenever he fucks his girlfriend and sticks her stuff up there.
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Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 02:05:26 AM
You're in the room while they're fucking?  Where are THOSE pics?
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Post by: Vizzys on January 25, 2008, 02:06:07 AM
You're in the room while they're fucking?  Where are THOSE pics?
.
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Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:07:08 AM
I've only been in the room while they were fucking once and it was because i was sleep and they woke me up. I think he fucks her at her place and then steals her panties. But the thing is that she often comes into our room and she sees them all the time and pays no mind.
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Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 02:09:27 AM
You should definitely do what MAF said and put your own underwear up there.
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Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:10:44 AM
here's a better pic:

(http://i31.tinypic.com/r1a5nn.jpg)
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Post by: Vizzys on January 25, 2008, 02:14:30 AM
put them on

thatll show him whose weirder
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 25, 2008, 02:15:20 AM
fuck his ass brokeback-style and then throw his underwear on your fan
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 02:19:19 AM
Bro RAPE!
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 25, 2008, 02:19:45 AM
You should definitely do what MAF said and put your own underwear up there.
Used condoms would be better.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2008, 02:20:52 AM
Put on her bra and panties, equip a condom, and tie yourself to the fan, that would weird him out
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Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:26:43 AM
:lol
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Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 03:22:20 AM
Pics of the gf, please.
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Post by: drew on January 25, 2008, 03:57:40 AM
This reminds me of how the Predator would hang the spines and skulls of the people he's killed in his lair.  Same idea really.
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Post by: max_cool on January 25, 2008, 04:46:05 AM
wow, seriously?

I didn't even let my roommate hang a few 2Pac posters in our living room. Just tell him you can't deal with it and if he makes some douche bag comment about you not getting pussy just crack on him like "You're lucky to have found a woman that likes small dicks" or something.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 25, 2008, 04:53:54 AM
Throw them in the middle of the floor and then jizz on them.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2008, 05:16:35 AM
I've won the Worst Roommate of the New Millennium Award, but that's a post for another day.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 05:52:09 AM
CoolGuyChris noooooooooo!!

What'd he do???
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2008, 05:52:34 AM
Most of the Icons know what went down, but there's a reason I live alone now.
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Post by: Vizzys on January 25, 2008, 06:08:27 AM
bro rape ^
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Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2008, 06:09:01 AM
Dude, you can't just tease us and then not spill the beans. What happened?
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Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 01:11:06 PM
Spill it, Will.
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 01:19:59 PM
He's whipping us all into a rabid frenzy!

FLIP THE CAR!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 25, 2008, 01:21:27 PM
it is a tale of drugs and theft and possible murder

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:shh and bro rape
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Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
Did he insult the 'Skins?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2008, 01:24:12 PM
I'm basically an honorary Icon, I guess.
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Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
Hells yeah, CAJOLE FOR ICON 2008

FATHER MIKE TOO
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 25, 2008, 01:27:52 PM
the icon shiz is kinda dead. these days, it's just a tag to annoy the e-sensitive
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2008, 01:28:39 PM
Well, I'm just saying that because I know what's up. I have a better title than Icon, anyway. Just without the dead forum.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on January 25, 2008, 01:42:15 PM
For the looks of it, that girl has some meat on her bones.

What is she, a size 8 or so?
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Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
wow that is all new levels of sad
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2008, 02:16:01 PM
here's a better pic:

(http://i31.tinypic.com/r1a5nn.jpg)

Looks like Exodar

omg i've been playing too much
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 25, 2008, 02:16:28 PM
You should sew a cape out of those panties and bras, and run around the house naked wearing nothing  but the cape
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Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 02:21:35 PM
here's a better pic:

(http://i31.tinypic.com/r1a5nn.jpg)

Looks like Exodar

omg i've been playing too much
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE HOUSE
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Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 02:40:47 PM
I'm picturing a nude Lester Green with a cape of undergarmets.  Thanks, Eel.
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Post by: abrader on January 25, 2008, 02:44:40 PM
no good can ever come out of living with roomates.

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Post by: Tauntaun on January 25, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
Crap on his pillow then throw the pillow on the ceiling.   :-*
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Post by: abrader on January 25, 2008, 03:09:32 PM
Crap on his pillow then throw the pillow on the ceiling.   :-*

Will it stick?

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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
And how!
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:42:39 PM
He shouldn't be allowed to put up a pair of underwear for each time he bangs her.

You don't reward yourself for climbing the same mountain over and over again.

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Climb a new mountain
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Post by: Mana Knight on January 25, 2008, 05:47:42 PM
Glad I never had a roommate in college.  I did whatever it took to get my own room or apartment.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 05:51:10 PM
Be honest, Himuro:  how many times have you sniffed the panties or used them for masturbatory purposes?

Having roommates is an important part of life.  It teaches you how to deal with people that you will eventually grow to hate, preparing you for marriage and children, and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
Glad I never had a roommate in college.  I did whatever it took to get my own room or apartment.

That's the smartest thing you've ever done.  Most people would want to choke you. 
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 25, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
Crap on his pillow then throw the pillow on the ceiling.   :-*

Will it stick?



That's what I am hoping for.  Himumumu, eat some crazy glue.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2008, 06:05:28 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 06:06:56 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.

Well, I think there are other benefits.  I don't think you can really appreciate living alone until you have been in roommate hell.  I do believe that living with one also does build somewhat valuable interpersonal skills that aren't readily picked up elsewhere.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2008, 06:07:47 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.

Well, I think there are other benefits.  I don't think you can really appreciate living alone until you have been in roommate hell.  I do believe that living with one also does build somewhat valuable interpersonal skills that aren't readily picked up elsewhere.

Fair enough. It's all about the stories, though. I will never forget when a fat, black chick bled all over my roommate's bed (and his hands).
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Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 06:11:34 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.

Well, I think there are other benefits.  I don't think you can really appreciate living alone until you have been in roommate hell.  I do believe that living with one also does build somewhat valuable interpersonal skills that aren't readily picked up elsewhere.

Fair enough. It's all about the stories, though. I will never forget when a fat, black chick bled all over my roommate's bed (and his hands).

And I will never forget blowing my roommate in college.  I mean I will never forget when my roommate, uh, tried to blow me, but I refused because I am not gay.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
:O
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Post by: Himu on January 26, 2008, 04:39:31 PM
I decided to hang my underwear up on the fan, and I don't think my roommate noticed it last night because he didn't take it or the other underwear down. However, today he took all of the panties down and put my pair of underwear in the trash. I guess this shit is over. :lol

thanks for the suggestion maf
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 04:42:11 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.

Well, I think there are other benefits.  I don't think you can really appreciate living alone until you have been in roommate hell.  I do believe that living with one also does build somewhat valuable interpersonal skills that aren't readily picked up elsewhere.

Fair enough. It's all about the stories, though. I will never forget when a fat, black chick bled all over my roommate's bed (and his hands).

I didn't know you went to Alabama State
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 05:29:15 PM
and it gives you a nearly unending font of amusing anecdotes for life.

This is really the only reason it's worth it.

Well, I think there are other benefits.  I don't think you can really appreciate living alone until you have been in roommate hell.  I do believe that living with one also does build somewhat valuable interpersonal skills that aren't readily picked up elsewhere.

Fair enough. It's all about the stories, though. I will never forget when a fat, black chick bled all over my roommate's bed (and his hands).

I didn't know you went to Alabama State

I dunno why, but that's funny. :lol
Title: Re: so my roommate is really really weird
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 06:10:31 PM
I'll break it down in a non-emotional summary version, because it was a very difficult time for me:

Sometime prior to December, I gather my roommate had stepped up his recreational marijuana usage to possible distribution.  His attitude shifted erratically.  I had decided to just try and live life.  The weekend before Christmas, I bought a Zelda DS LE bundle.  It was my first Christmas alone, without family, and I decided that I was just going to play Phantom Hourglass and hang out with my kitten, Ripley (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg306220#msg306220).

About six days before Christmas, my roommate barged in my room while I was asleep at like 1:45 AM yelling that his mail was soaked and that it was my responsibility to get it.  At this point, the lock to my door was not functional and one could enter as they pleased.  I was dead asleep, so imagine being disturbed by a madman raving about wet mail.  Random people were in the kitchen to boot.  I somewhat defused the situation - but he was obviously angry, and this set off an awful chain of events.

I came home the following evening to find my brand spankin' new DS Lite gone.  It wasn't just misplaced - the AC adapter, which was left in a completely different location from the system, was also gone.  It was stolen.  I was distraught and I actually asked a few folks for advice.  I confronted my roommate, who had no explaination for the disappearance and "offered to help look for it" (which he never did).  The day after, futher inventory revealed missing Xbox 360 games.  I had decided to get a key lock doorknob for my room to protect my belongings the next day, but I had a social gathering to attend to that evening and delayed it to the following night.  I regret that decision to this day.

I came home on the 21st with CrystalGemini to find my bedroom door wide open (I had shut it firmly that day) and the 6-month-old kitten, Ripley, completely missing.  Confronted with this, my roommate said the door had been open since he arrived home and that the kitten was likely gone, as he had left the apartment door open while moving in some stuff.  Considering the obvious lack of honesty - I was very suspicious of this excuse and emotionally distraught.  CrystalGemini and I spent that night searching frantically, high and low.  The following morning, when light hit, I interviewed and spoke to neighbors, regulars and shop owners.  I also found something odd in my room - broken glass and more stuff missing.  Something, obviously Ripley, had even knocked down my BioShock statue with so much force as to break it.  There was signs of a struggle or some kind of incident.

The morning before her disappearance, I even remarked to TVC and family that Ripley had been acting weird (she growled at me that morning).  I was blaming it on me possibly being a bad owner, but now I agree with the assesment that she was being harassed when my roommate or possibly his acquaintances were entering my room without consent.

I spent the days and nights searching animal shelters, vet hospitals, posting flyers at said places and searching with the assistance of CrystalGemini.  We even created a four-person search party to search the very, very frigid area for hours the following night.  I spent every waking moment searching, so much so that my body had worn down and on Christmas Eve, I was very ill.  I spent Christmas afraid to sleep in my own apartment, property stolen, without my kitten (who was all I had - since I have no family) and a fever.  If it wasn't for CrystalGemini, I thought I would've emotionally broken down (I came close).

When my roommate went out of town for a prolonged period of time without warning, I guess for New Year's, I packed all my stuff and got the hell out of there.  I found my own place and have enjoyed living by myself.  I was able to do inventory when I packed and found that he stole even more stuff (good portion of my 360 library) - doing asinine things like stealing Ace Combat 6, but leaving the Flight stick.  A couple of weeks ago, he tried to extort more money out of me. This, despite the fact that I gave him money for January, he had gouged me on utilities and I did not even ask for my deposit back.  He even used a restricted number at one point to harass me and pretend to be local law enforcement.  After threatening him with legal action a few weeks ago, all communication had stopped.

I'm a lot happier now, but I really miss Ripley a bunch.  6-month-old kittens should not be abandoned in the streets, or worse.  I can replace videogames, but I can't replace her.
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Post by: Eric P on January 26, 2008, 06:13:28 PM
that's so so so fucked up
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 06:14:33 PM
Never has an online nick been such a lie. :(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 06:21:22 PM
You are telling me.  This is the last video I have of her before her disappearance:

[youtube=425,350]vGg10xRY3gg[/youtube]

And I will always remember the first time she came home:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/ripleysleeps.jpg)

... my hope, since I have not found her at a shelter nor have neighbors spotted her, is that some family took her in and have adopted her.  That's my hope.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 26, 2008, 06:23:29 PM
way to depress me Willco
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 06:27:22 PM
You should have taken some sort of legal action. Short of that, some sort of fucking up his shit action. I'm luckily to only have had awesome room mates so far.

The problem is prior to my installation of a keyed lock, anyone could have feasibly entered the room despite the fact that we're the only two with house keys.  And I've got no evidence that it was him - it's all just circumstantial.  He is also an ex-Army burnout and the type of guy that has ridiculous Irish drunken distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength.  Messing up his stuff will only make him angrier.  I can handle my own around most folks, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him - I'd lose.  I was emotionally battered last Christmas and all I wanted to do was move on with my life.
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Post by: Himu on January 26, 2008, 07:16:12 PM
heart breaking story

Well this has ruined my day.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 26, 2008, 10:24:47 PM
Holy shit, that is fucked up.  I guess when you said he was the worst roommate ever I assumed he had probably stolen stuff from your that he was seriously into drugs or something, but I never thought he'd caused you to lose your cat.  That's awful.  Poor kitty. :(

Fucking CoolGuyChris, what an asshole!
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Post by: Vizzys on January 26, 2008, 10:34:29 PM
damn...
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Post by: T234 on January 26, 2008, 10:37:33 PM
You should have taken some sort of legal action. Short of that, some sort of fucking up his shit action. I'm luckily to only have had awesome room mates so far.

The problem is prior to my installation of a keyed lock, anyone could have feasibly entered the room despite the fact that we're the only two with house keys.  And I've got no evidence that it was him - it's all just circumstantial.  He is also an ex-Army burnout and the type of guy that has ridiculous Irish drunken distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength.  Messing up his stuff will only make him angrier.  I can handle my own around most folks, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him - I'd lose.  I was emotionally battered last Christmas and all I wanted to do was move on with my life.
Willco, if you lived closer, I'd have helped you out. His ass woulda been grass.

EDIT: As somebody who has used a crowbar more than Gordon Freeman...
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 27, 2008, 04:03:49 AM
I probably, unwisely, would've taken you up.

The only positive side is that several friends and family really came together for me, and folks here at the 'bore were also really supportive during such a tough time for me.  As January comes to a close and I start a New Year, I really am glad I've moved on.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2008, 04:10:47 PM
Geez, Wilco. That really sucks. It makes me appreciate my college roommates, who were all really good guys, and we were all careful of each other's stuff and privacy.