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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 12:35:37 PM

Title: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 12:35:37 PM: I've never been a hat guy, but my hair is growing too long, and is beginning to look like FEMA shoulda been there five days ago, and I don't wanna cut it due to the fact that it is 14 fuckin degrees out.

So what's the vote, evilbore?

Blue MAF Symbol Hat
Warsow Hat
UK Hat
Sombrero
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 25, 2008, 12:54:16 PM: doo rag
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 12:55:12 PM: Fuck no.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 01:04:33 PM: Get a bowler.

You'll look like a sophisticate. I've been rockin' a bowler since '99.
Trust me.

I know what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: T234 on January 25, 2008, 01:05:15 PM: The bowler thing ain't happenin.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 01:06:10 PM: :tophat :tophat :tophat :tophat :tophat
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 01:12:34 PM: Seriously, though.

If you need cranial accessories, you have options and not all of them are hats.
Choose 2 of the following (no more or you're a douche.)

Headphones
Beanie
Sunglasses
Monocle?
Baseball cap
Necklace
Fedora if you want to take shit from everybody
Hat w/ symbol of a country (sickle and hammer, red star, eagle shield, etc.)

These are mostly things you'll see pretty often. I have three on the list, can you guess which?
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Bloodwake on January 25, 2008, 02:11:28 PM: Fuck caps, that's all I'm saying.

Unless the MAF symbol hat is a cap. Then go for it, that's pretty damn awesome.

Seriously, hats > caps.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2008, 02:19:53 PM: (http://z.about.com/d/rap/1/0/B/D/-/-/CommonFindingForever.jpg)

I wear these hats all the time
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2008, 03:22:19 PM: kangols and driver's caps for me

and only when it's cold or sunny out
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2008, 03:24:58 PM: Quote from: Himuro on January 25, 2008, 02:19:53 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/rap/1/0/B/D/-/-/CommonFindingForever.jpg)

I wear these hats all the time

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:26:54 PM: meh, doesn't look good on white people.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2008, 03:28:16 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:26:54 PM
meh, doesn't look good on white people.

depends on the person
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:33:21 PM: Ok, if you have biceps and a shaved head, it could work.
But if you have thick curly locks, like me, it does not work at all.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2008, 08:33:56 PM: no, that would look horrible

thankfully i'm balding so i have short hair
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM: Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Eric P on January 26, 2008, 12:26:53 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM
Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.

god no

speaking of unfortunate choices in dress, today at work i saw a middle aged man with a black leather trench coat and leather cowboy hat.

it was...kind of sad
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 12:30:11 AM: I stick to Kangols. I actually need to pick up some new hats.

I'm not normally big on brands, but I've just been wearing their hats exclusively for like a decade, and they generally always have something that I think looks good.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Eric P on January 26, 2008, 12:33:31 AM: edit:

wait

never mind
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 02:11:08 AM: pirate hats rule
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2008, 02:16:42 AM: I couldnt pull off a hat
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 02:18:30 AM: I wear skull caps and baseball cap shaped hats.
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:19:27 AM: I hate hats but I'll wear a beanie if I need a haircut
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 02:21:53 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:19:27 AM
I hate hats but I'll wear a beanie if I need a haircut

I usually don't wear hats either but I'm growing my hair again and there's always that awkward phase where your hair looks totally ghey. :-\ Wish I could skip right to long hair down to my nipples! :rock
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: xnikki118x on January 26, 2008, 06:07:27 AM: Quote from: Eric P on January 26, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM
Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.

god no

speaking of unfortunate choices in dress, today at work i saw a middle aged man with a black leather trench coat and leather cowboy hat.

it was...kind of sad

:lol
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 06:08:30 AM: Do you folks think I'd look good in a beret?
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Vizzys on January 26, 2008, 06:42:45 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 06:08:30 AM
Do you folks think I'd look good in a beret?

dont do it
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 07:05:29 AM: maybe I'll buy one and post pics
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: The Sceneman on January 26, 2008, 07:23:55 AM: ive been considering buying some sort of fedora

I need sun protection
Title: Re: I need a hat evilbore.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 12:19:05 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 07:05:29 AM
maybe I'll buy one and post pics

If you do I might try and track down an Indian Jones hat and post pics.