THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 10:14:38 PM

Title: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 10:14:38 PM: Now it's all gay and shit

(http://i32.tinypic.com/35ivpjd.jpg)

Give me a game where I get to throw bowling balls AT CHILDREN and I will gladly pony up many american pesos for the honor of killing someone's son. I imagine that dude at the back gets to beat the kids if they suck, too.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 25, 2008, 10:17:06 PM: I'm going bowling tomorrow night in West Seattle for a friend's 30th birthday party.

Child labor or not, it shall be awesome.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Robo on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM: I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood. :(
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 25, 2008, 10:20:20 PM: Bowling rules.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2008, 10:21:09 PM: Look at this one in New Jersey:

(http://i31.tinypic.com/34e6sjo.jpg)

This whole "sport" was basically "give us a few bucks and you get to murder a child." Man, when freedom was freedom.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: abrader on January 25, 2008, 10:29:33 PM: look at the scared look on the third one from the lefts face.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 10:40:03 PM: Lol, I'll just stick with my ultra-caucasian lawn bowling.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't lawn bowl
[close]
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood. :(

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 12:54:17 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood. :(

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.

So you missed the movie because you and your friend were blowing each other?
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM: Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:57:56 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 12:54:17 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood. :(

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.

So you missed the movie because you and your friend were blowing each other?

:-*
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 12:59:08 AM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood. :(

I need to see this movie.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 12:59:53 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).

Link me to a place where I can uplaod sound files and you can find out.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 01:01:48 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 12:59:53 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).

Link me to a place where I can uplaod sound files and you can find out.

:o
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 01:06:28 AM: Just emailed it too you whiteman. I would like to tell you I was drunk when I recoded it, but that would be a lie.

I can assure you I can do better though.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 01:11:30 AM: I am kind of scared to listen.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 01:13:45 AM: Is that because I could fall short from all those dreams and desires.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 26, 2008, 01:17:29 AM: I imagine he talks like an orange panda would.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Duh!
[close]
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 01:19:24 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 01:13:45 AM
Is that because I could fall short from all those dreams and desires.

I am breaking out the sennheiser cans for this one. I hope this is good quality!
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 01:20:03 AM: Wait, YOU ARE DRUNK!
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 01:40:07 AM: :ninja
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 26, 2008, 01:49:47 AM: Father Mike has a pretty cool voice.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: T234 on January 26, 2008, 01:51:20 AM: Let me in on the father mike voice thing too.
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2008, 01:51:43 AM: I thought this too until I recorded myself.

In my head I sound so sexy. :'(
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:11:20 AM: http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP
Title: Re: Man, bowling used to be awesome
Post by: Tauntaun on January 26, 2008, 02:14:10 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:11:20 AM
http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP

what? who's that?