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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Christopher on October 26, 2006, 07:53:43 PM

Title: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 26, 2006, 07:53:43 PM
Vent out some frustrations or problems that your having now, no one on the internet really "knows" you so why not, what's bothering you, let it out.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2006, 07:55:52 PM
I think my girlfriend hates me and my best friend is so lame.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM
The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period.  She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid.  But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 26, 2006, 07:57:34 PM
I am secretly attracted to my best friend, and have been for three years  :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 26, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
I use my last name as a screen name, I have mentioned my first name, I have mentioned my school name, my major, my age, my hometown, my ethnicity, etc. etc. etc. So I'm not as anonymous as I wish I was.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2006, 08:00:13 PM
:o :lol

If anyone wants to send anonymous confessions, you can use the staff@evilbore.com mailbox and we'll keep your privacy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2006, 08:10:44 PM
FIRST E-MAIL SUBMISSION

okay sometimes when i scratch my butt in the morning and i dont clean them. i like the smell.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: snatches on October 26, 2006, 08:11:27 PM
Listen, this is hard for me to admit, but here goes....

I am getting really sick of Willco's constant sexual advances.

Which reminds me. Does anyone know what "I want to toss your salad" means?

I don't even like salad.

Oh well, back to my poutine.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: brawndolicious on October 26, 2006, 08:14:14 PM
Which reminds me. Does anyone know what "I want to toss your salad" means?
Eat ass.

I'm passing English!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: morphix on October 26, 2006, 08:41:37 PM
I think my girlfriend hates me and my best friend is so lame.

so about that psp...


 8)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 26, 2006, 08:55:44 PM
I've wanted my best friend's sister for years
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: whiteACID on October 26, 2006, 09:04:04 PM
My uncle wears daisy dukes and has a leopard print cooler
He's not straight, it bothers me
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Himu on October 26, 2006, 09:09:11 PM
The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period.  She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid.  But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.

..........

I hope everything goes alright.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Wobedraggled on October 26, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
I have small testicles.....
























But a large cock :)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on October 26, 2006, 09:36:48 PM
I haven't jerked off in months.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: brawndolicious on October 26, 2006, 09:37:53 PM
I haven't jerked off in months.
Yeah right.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 26, 2006, 09:47:32 PM
sometimes, when i'm coarsely mounting willco and beginning to shudder in violent climax, i think of mike orlando

:-* goombas :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2006, 09:48:11 PM
You bitch!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Vizzys on October 26, 2006, 10:01:20 PM
Post more emails willco.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2006, 10:18:28 PM
Personally I don't think it's meant to B
For she loves her work more than she does me
And honestly, at 23, I would probably
Love my work more than I did she
So we ain't we
It's me and her
Cause what she prefers over me is work
And that's where we defer
So I have to give her free time
Even if it hurts
So breathe, mama it's deserved
You've been put on this earth to be all you can be
Like the Reserves
And me, my timing is on me
It serves
So I have to allow she - her, time to serve
At times now for her
In time she'll mature
And maybe we can be we again like we were
Finally my time's too short to share
And I ask her now, it ain't fair

 :(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Prost on October 26, 2006, 10:19:36 PM
Vent out some frustrations or problems that your having now, no one on the internet really "knows" you so why not, what's bothering you, let it out.
The incredible amount of harassment Catz and I have gotten from some people on OA, I beg to differ...
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:33:26 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat.  You'll feel better.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Prost on October 26, 2006, 10:35:40 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat.  You'll feel better.
Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P  You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 26, 2006, 10:36:35 PM
problem or maybe not is that i'm not in it for the sexual thing. Yeah she's hot and shit but i'm not drooling over her to fuck her in the ass ya know. I dont know what to feel i know girls can con real easy and i dont need no gold diggers.

Plus my heart is my fiance's and no one elses. I just feel guilty for still going out with this one girl even after she's told me how she feels about me.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:37:59 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat.  You'll feel better.
Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P  You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P
hehe  I really don't believe it.   :D  But he's been talking about this girl for a while and his fiance is apparently incredibly fucked up.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Prost on October 26, 2006, 10:39:45 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat.  You'll feel better.
Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P  You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P
hehe  I really don't believe it.   :D  But he's been talking about this girl for a while and his fiance is apparently incredibly fucked up.

Yeah that's true he's been sayin some crazy shit about that fiance.  If he can't just drop her and break free he'll always be like this....  Unfortunately I think EVERYONE here (sadly including himself) believes he'll bite the life-long bullet and just go through with it all.

If she really is as bad as he says.. he's screwin up by giving her a chance.  And that just reinforces her behavior as being acceptable...  oh well :(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 26, 2006, 10:43:29 PM
While i agree with it, i dont know how to make it so its not reinforcing her actions. I love her and yet i'm her bitch when it comes to choices.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2006, 10:48:34 PM
Cheating is never the answer. Just end the relationship and stop bitching ZomBz. You know you want to deep inside, and you know she doesn't love you. Come on man
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 10:57:18 PM
If I never had to see my sister's face ever again I'd be happy!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Himu on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 26, 2006, 11:01:05 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(
There's a pic??  :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 11:01:46 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 26, 2006, 11:03:23 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.
There's fat meth addicts?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Polari on October 26, 2006, 11:03:58 PM
Ew fat girls.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on October 26, 2006, 11:04:33 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

before and after pix plz.

are her teeth rotting out yet?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: morphix on October 26, 2006, 11:18:50 PM
can't pick your family but you got to sick by them.  One day your sis might come to her senses, you never know :D
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: cubicle47b on October 26, 2006, 11:51:47 PM
- I actually felt a little left out when I discovered this place existed a week ago.  I'm not sure why.  I hadn't really posted on Opa-ages since Mina took over and had spent very little time at GAF this year up until August.
- Watching the transformation of Morphix as he lost weight made me ashamed enough of my lifestyle and the weight I put on while playing Wow to make a serious change.  I gained about 30 pounds, sadly. :/
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 11:54:37 PM
can't pick your family but you got to sick by them.  One day your sis might come to her senses, you never know :D

I hope so, but she's had literally hundreds of chances to straighten out and do the right thing and she's never taken them. Next thing coming is boot camp, if that doesn't work I don't know what it'll take.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: brawndolicious on October 27, 2006, 12:18:47 AM
- I actually felt a little left out when I discovered this place existed a week ago.  I'm not sure why.  I hadn't really posted on Opa-ages since Mina took over and had spent very little time at GAF this year up until August.
- Watching the transformation of Morphix as he lost weight made me ashamed enough of my lifestyle and the weight I put on while playing Wow to make a serious change.  I gained about 30 pounds, sadly. :/
I gained 20 pounds in the last year through no P.E.  I feel your pain.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Himu on October 27, 2006, 12:39:50 AM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

pic plz
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: etiolate on October 27, 2006, 01:39:53 AM
My nipples keep poking through my t-shirts.  This is a new development and its really bugging me.  It just shouldn't be happening.

Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:43:34 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.
:(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:45:01 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.
:(
Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:47:03 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.
:(
Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/flameburnbright/house.gif)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:48:07 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.
:(
Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/flameburnbright/house.gif)
I'd like him to look a little more resolute.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:49:30 AM
(http://www.noseque.net/wordpress/media/imagenes/house.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:50:53 AM
(http://www.noseque.net/wordpress/media/imagenes/house.jpg)
a little less sexy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:52:02 AM
(http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/ohjelmat/house/382995.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:53:22 AM
(http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/ohjelmat/house/382995.jpg)
still sexy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:54:53 AM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/blackadder3_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 01:56:57 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/35/123404655_22d8851bb3_m.jpg)

NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 02:01:40 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.


I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:05:24 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.


I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.
:lol Alright. Just for you. I have every episode of The Office on my external HD.  :pirate
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 02:07:02 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.


I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.
:lol Alright. Just for you.
opening scene of episode two.
Michael breaths out like a duck and then Pam follows and kind of rolls her eyes.

DO IT!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Prost on October 27, 2006, 02:07:17 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/35/123404655_22d8851bb3_m.jpg)

NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:27:26 AM
Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9076/pamrolleyesia1.gif)

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Catz on October 27, 2006, 02:29:20 AM
(http://www.noseque.net/wordpress/media/imagenes/house.jpg)

 :heart :heart :cookiem :heart :heart

There's something indescribably sexy about House.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:30:07 AM
I could make a sexy House gif for you Catz.  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Catz on October 27, 2006, 02:30:42 AM
Yes please  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Prost on October 27, 2006, 02:30:52 AM
I could make a sexy House gif for you Catz.  :-*
Oooooh, I want one too!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:33:07 AM
Well, this one will take a bit longer, as I have to rip it off a DVD...and search for sexy House too.

Oh shit you gotta be kidding me with the letterbox DVD, I didn't realize that shit until now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 27, 2006, 09:51:43 AM
I've never seen an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and haven't been to the movies in years. :(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 27, 2006, 11:00:28 AM

The only TV show I watch is America's Next Top Model. But I still throw my opinions around on other tv shows I don't watch.
 :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 11:01:47 AM
That's why nobody likes you, ToxicAdam!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: whiteACID on October 27, 2006, 01:24:45 PM
I also send the worst pictures I can possibly find on the internet anonymously to my grandparents and other relatives through e-mail.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:26:48 PM
Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9076/pamrolleyesia1.gif)

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.
AWESOME!

Thanks a bunch.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
I have this issue where I become infatuated with whoever my girlfriend's best friend at the time is. I enjoy forbidden fruit.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9076/pamrolleyesia1.gif)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 27, 2006, 01:35:32 PM
I have this issue where I become infatuated with whoever my girlfriend's best friend at the time is. I enjoy forbidden fruit.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9076/pamrolleyesia1.gif)

I wish I watched office so I understood the reference.
There is no direct references, they’re simply sighing at your post while Pam is kind of rolling her eyes.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Takuan on October 27, 2006, 04:20:36 PM
I see peers and acquaintances rushing to get married because everyone else is getting married, as if it's some kind of contest, and that dissuades me from considering long-term relationships with girls my age or older. It's fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, and I hate it.

Edit: I also have this issue where I'll be enamoured with a girl for a few weeks and then lose interest.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 04:21:31 PM
redWOOD and I are engaged.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on October 27, 2006, 04:29:03 PM
That hussy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 05:32:05 PM
Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

()

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.
imagemule.com works great.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: whiteACID on October 27, 2006, 05:39:29 PM
photobucket is a good one too, i've been using it for more than a year. no complaints
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: morphix on October 27, 2006, 05:45:06 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account.  I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on October 27, 2006, 05:55:50 PM
redWOOD just sent me a pic of her asshole.

One of Willco's too.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 06:01:10 PM
She's the only one who has live to tell the tale.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Takuan on October 27, 2006, 06:31:44 PM
Melissa really floats my boat.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 06:33:19 PM
Melissa really floats my boat.
She's mine.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Takuan on October 27, 2006, 06:48:10 PM
Melissa really floats my boat.
She's mine.
Haha. No worries, she hasn't entertained any of my compliments. She probably thinks I'm icky.  :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: rocketman on October 27, 2006, 06:54:50 PM
I have a confession to make.






















Viz is actually a woman. We've boned several times.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on October 27, 2006, 06:55:48 PM
pix?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Vizzys on October 27, 2006, 06:58:59 PM
I had no idea.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 07:37:16 PM
The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period.  She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid.  But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.
Update:

She got her period Saturday morning.  LOLZ

:hyper
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: TVC15 on October 30, 2006, 08:17:44 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account.  I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!


You have enough anime to crush an obese man with!  You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:35:22 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account.  I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!


You have enough anime to crush an obese man with!  You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!
Eh, that's nothing.  I turned down a date with this good looking girl (way out of my league) once because she managed to say the phrase "Fuck that noise." with a straight face.  Men do unexplainable things.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 30, 2006, 08:59:38 PM
I should be leaving to see my fiancee but i'm staying in town to go to a Devil's night party with another girl. Then I will go up north to meet up with the fiancee.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Error Macro on October 30, 2006, 10:11:26 PM
Sometimes, I just wanna KILLLLLLL.


dammit, where's my Linkin Park CD
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 30, 2006, 10:12:27 PM
My Office gifs are so popular.   :P
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 10:38:03 PM
There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 10:38:29 PM
I love Melissa.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: APF on October 30, 2006, 10:40:46 PM
Might as well do it PD, no harm in asking.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 10:44:45 PM
There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children
Do it, dude.  Please.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 30, 2006, 10:45:58 PM
There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children
Just do it man.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 10:50:58 PM
I've never talked to her before. It would be strange; "um hi...wanna go to the movies with me?"

Bah, just a fantasy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: APF on October 30, 2006, 11:06:15 PM
I've never talked to her before. It would be strange; "um hi...wanna go to the movies with me?"

Basically that's what you do.  Introduce yourself, ask what she's up to later, etc.  If no, who cares; if yes, great.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 30, 2006, 11:20:26 PM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Boogie on October 30, 2006, 11:25:48 PM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 30, 2006, 11:34:45 PM
It does take a degree of confidence and social skills, or else it's just kind of awkward.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 30, 2006, 11:45:24 PM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!
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Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: APF on October 31, 2006, 08:21:26 AM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!

?  Just say you'd like to get together but first you have to take your shirt off and try to get sweaty muscular men into the mounted position, or maybe try for a rear naked choke.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: morphix on October 31, 2006, 09:01:24 AM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account.  I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!


You have enough anime to crush an obese man with!  You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!

You have a point, but mother fucking MYSPACE!!!!!

This is a hell worthy trespass.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2006, 12:43:41 PM
i kinda side with morphix on this --  a myspace account is the biggest turnoff out there short of morbid obesity and /or having catalyst-level acne
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 31, 2006, 12:44:30 PM
Myspace shows you dont know how to vent your problems in an environment that resembles reality.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 01:28:52 PM
what is wrong with having mySpace like 12 million people have one, and it's awesome to stay in touch with your friends.  Not everyone on there takes emo shots and decorates their profile with stupid shit.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 31, 2006, 01:30:27 PM
Christophere: As an aging member of society I must practice my habits of ignoring evidence the contradicts my opinions.











Now get off my lawn!
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 01:31:57 PM
Don't be suprised when people start leaving flaming shit bags on your doorstop
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 01:32:25 PM
I use my MySpace to pick up girls lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 01:32:34 PM
Oh I forgot you guys are older that's why you don't like mySpace, to which I agree ;p.  Anyone 25+ it's kinna weird to leave profile comments
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 01:34:30 PM
My mom leaves CrystalGemini and I profile comments  :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 01:37:34 PM
MySpace is a joke. I'm all for people acting like assholes online, but MySpace takes this to another level. It has become a circus fad in which everyone can pimp themselves. Everyone has to take a pic of themselves in the bathroom, everyone has to use emoticons and mis-spelled words, etc. I'll never forget being in the computer lab last year on Valentine's Day and hearing the following conversation

Asian girl: Aw, no one sent me an invite. I don't have a Valentine *pouts*
Fat black girl: And Christie didn't send me anything. That's it, that bitch is off my top 5 friends list
Asian girl: I feel like going home *puts*
Dude with lisp: I have a Valentine...
Fat black girl: OHHH lemme see lemme see
Asian girl: Is he cute?
Dude with lisp: He say he from California

...



Consider this. I know her in real life, and she's a pretty smart person...

"LiFE… HASz iTz UPSz N D0WNSz… AND EVEN TH0UGH i’M G0iN THRU WANNA THA D0WNSz… i’LL TURN iT iNT0 AN UP S00N EN0UGH…"
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 01:44:34 PM
ok then you must have some stupid friends as all my comments are inside jokes and various hellos, none of that shit.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 01:45:35 PM
Phoenix Dark is just jealous.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 01:49:44 PM
I'm serious. The MySpace Crowd pisses me off. Maybe the people who use it aren't dumb, but the whole movement is dumb, which makes them dumb in the process.

Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2006, 01:52:44 PM
The more PD hates on Myspace, the more I'm tempted to make an account.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 01:56:23 PM
We should make a joke PD account on MySpace and see who is more popular with girls - the joke PD account or PD himself.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 01:57:55 PM
both fail
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 01:59:41 PM
At least Cajole would have quality music on his MySpace page, which cannot be said about at least 90% of all MySpace pages
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on October 31, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
I have Too Much Booty In the Pants.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: morphix on October 31, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
My mom leaves CrystalGemini and I profile comments  :lol

people like this what is wrong with this world  :-\


The girl I am referring too also has her mom on her myspace account. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 01, 2006, 09:43:48 AM
The more PD hates on Myspace, the more I'm tempted to make an account.

The moment I found out PD was anti-MySpace, I created a Dark Shake account.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 12:42:24 AM
I'm really bored, so I'm going to bump this the confession I did on GAF.

I used to be really faithful in relationships and I always prided myself on that. Then about a year and a half ago, my marriage fell apart and I got a divorce (she cheated on me). Since then I haven't been able to be faithful to any woman. I constantly hurt them and a lot of times, I feel good about it. I guess I have a complex. When I'm fucking around with another girl, it actually feels better. I love to do it and I doubt I'll ever be able to be faithful again. What's more interesting is that I'm more attracted to girls who are already in relationships with other guys. The fact that they're cheating is a plus too. I love it when I meet a girl and she tells me "I love my boyfriend" and with a few choice words I can have her in bed. It just goes to show how full of shit EVERYONE is. I mostly fear that I won't be able to actually find a girl I can be faithful to.... meh.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 12:52:19 AM
Mupepe :lol

I love you, but dude you don't look like a pimp. Your posts suggest you look like Chris but you don't. Which makes me respect your pimp hand even more. :lol

Why can't I do that. I would never cheat on a girl (I'd be too shocked at actually having a gf to do anything to fuck it up) though
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 12:54:01 AM
lolz

I get that a lot.  I'm not a really attractive guy.  I swoon with my personality.  I'm a sweet talker.

oh, and like I said before, I think I could stay faithful for the right girl that totally makes me fall for her.  Hasn't happened yet.  I'm currently seeing a girl I really like a lot.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 12:54:38 AM
Have you seen the pic of that girl Muepe fucked? His taste is pretty questionable...
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 12:55:24 AM
Have you seen the pic of that girl Muepe fucked? His taste is pretty questionable...
I didn't have sex with that one.  lolz.  Kayleigh though  *drool*
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 12:57:02 AM
I'm talking about the blonde girl with all the shit on her face that you fucked in the ass.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Vizzys on December 19, 2006, 12:58:07 AM
I like you mupepe, but you are a dick in that regard. :( Im a playa hater.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 12:58:12 AM
I'm talking about the blonde girl with all the shit on her face that you fucked in the ass.

word?? rehost pls kekeke
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 12:58:44 AM
What about that girl who played FFXI? I thought you said she was the one
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 01:01:04 AM
I like you mupepe, but you are a dick in that regard. :( Im a playa hater.
I am.  I admit it.  :(

What about that girl who played FFXI? I thought you said she was the one
We're just casually dating.  Nothing exclusive.  But she is one I could see myself being faithful to.  :)

And bacon, for the last time... QUICK FUCKING REBOUND ASS AFTER A 3 AND A HALF YEAR RELATIONSHIP.  MISTAKE.  :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 01:17:39 AM
that's pretty good though, usually assfucking is something you gotta warm the bitch young lady up for
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 01:27:19 AM
Mupepe you posted that in the GAF secrets thread. I just saw it.

I put in one too. I can't wait until she posts it :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2006, 01:36:56 AM
Confession time:

I suck at getting dates.

There, I said it.

Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 01:38:28 AM
Confession time:

I suck at getting dates.

There, I said it.



You look sexy to me (no homo)

I don't get it. You're in a much better position that me because you're white. My options are harder because most black girls don't seem interested in laid back quiet guys like me, and I don't approach to many white chicks.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Bloodwake on December 19, 2006, 01:52:25 AM
I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Eh, it doesn't matter. I will probably turn 21 and still be a virgin. It's funny, whenever I was going away to college my dad wanted to buy me condoms, and I told him no, because I knew I wasn't going to need them. People asked me how I had so much money for video games, because I think and they think I'm pretty decent looking, and whenever I told them I've never dated anyone for more than three months, it makes sense to them.

Eh, not a big deal though. I've got other shit to worry about besides women.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2006, 04:56:10 AM
I cry while lightly touching my reflection in the mirror sometimes
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Vizzys on December 19, 2006, 05:58:15 AM
Speaking of mirrors, I talk into them like a crazy person.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Cheebs on December 19, 2006, 07:57:36 AM
I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Why would the women know that before asking them out? Being very into video games isn't something you should be shouting and making very apparent.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2006, 11:19:39 AM
I really like fruity dance music artists Goldfrapp.   :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 12:49:27 PM
I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Eh, it doesn't matter. I will probably turn 21 and still be a virgin. It's funny, whenever I was going away to college my dad wanted to buy me condoms, and I told him no, because I knew I wasn't going to need them. People asked me how I had so much money for video games, because I think and they think I'm pretty decent looking, and whenever I told them I've never dated anyone for more than three months, it makes sense to them.

Eh, not a big deal though. I've got other shit to worry about besides women.
:(

Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 01:12:50 PM
I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2006, 01:13:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

Yea well, I knew I had at least you in my corner if I came out with that.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2006, 01:17:07 PM
Dave Grohl did an awesome (ly bad) cover version of "With Arms Wide Open" on Conan once. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2006, 01:17:45 PM
Dave Grohl did an awesome (ly bad) cover version of "With Arms Wide Open" on Conan once. 

Yea, it was pretty damn hilarious. I've heard it on the radio. Didn't even know it was from Conan.

Edit: haha, I found it on soulseek, awesome.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2006, 01:52:32 PM
I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

yeah don't
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 19, 2006, 01:53:46 PM
I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

yeah don't

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Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 01:55:26 PM
I like a lot of Creed songs, but I also hate a lot of them with a fucking passion.  The song beautiful or something like that, track 6 on Human Clay is fucking obnoxious. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 19, 2006, 01:58:06 PM
My first video game system was a genesis.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: drozmight on December 19, 2006, 02:39:13 PM
I fear people and try to avoid them.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 19, 2006, 02:47:57 PM
I scare people and try to confront them. :)
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Garnet on December 19, 2006, 02:55:21 PM
I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2006, 03:22:43 PM
I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

A real baby, or a man?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 05:10:27 PM
I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.
:(
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Christopher on December 21, 2006, 11:46:13 PM
I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

:o
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AM
But seriously though, I have way to much internal dialogue with myself. Its like its another person or something giving me advice instead of me thinking to myself or some shit. Is that shit normal?
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 22, 2006, 12:31:41 AM
But seriously though, I have way to much internal dialogue with myself. Its like its another person or something giving me advice instead of me thinking to myself or some shit. Is that shit normal?
Well I do it all the time. Sometimes I argue with myself or even bargain with myself.

"Two more hours of studying and we'll get a large poutine with bacon!"
"No."
"Come on, you love poutine."
"Yeah, but I can get it right now if I want."
"ORLY?"
"Yeah, because I'm you!"
"You blew my mind..."
Title: Re: Evilbore Confessional: Confess.
Post by: Diablos on December 22, 2006, 07:43:46 AM
These are my confessionnzzz