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Title: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 03:32:48 PM
So some 4chan fucks declare "war on Scientology" and nothing has happened.  What a lame war.
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: Powerslave on January 26, 2008, 03:37:57 PM
Excellent rundown on the situation.
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 03:38:54 PM
Only funny part of the summary of the whole thing:

1/22/08- In retaliation to the constant assualt by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.

 :lol
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: abrader on January 26, 2008, 03:44:08 PM
Wilco have you ever been to an actual org?

You should take a trip down there - its great fun for a few chuckles.

If you do some web searches you can learn what to say to even maybe make them believe you are a higher ranking OT. Most of them will be lowly PCC's.


Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: abrader on January 26, 2008, 03:52:18 PM
You know how Christian etc religions all have spinoff privately run churches that do things a bit different from the majority (im talking those places where they pass rattlesnakes and never see doctors) - well the Scientology cult even has its own spinoff orgs who are usually a group of people who are new or were rejected by the official church.

That kind of reject org is probably the biggest type of eyesore produced by the whole mess.

The real orgs do not impress as much on the crazy factor - they are more reminiscent of being around a bunch of smelly grade school office admins.

Then you have the larger capitol Orgs (where they can dock their fleet ships ;)) where you will see the guys who paid millions being treated like they are at a retirement home....sad poor souls who look like empty shells of the human they once were. Being OT 10 is a bitch!

Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 03:53:14 PM
No, I'm not going to go to an org - that's distinguished mentally-challenged.

WHERE IS MY INTERNET WAR?  I DEMAND DRAMA!!!
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: bud on January 26, 2008, 03:54:00 PM
your people killed jesus

there's your drama!
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 03:55:00 PM
Lame.  If 4chan hackers can't take down Scientology, nobody can.  We're doomed. :-\
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: abrader on January 26, 2008, 03:56:04 PM
I dunno - i say getting out in the real world is more engaging that trying to make internet stabs.

4Chan likely wont even get a notice over some lame blogging.

Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: demi on January 26, 2008, 04:00:40 PM
A jew being demanding, what a shock
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2008, 04:06:47 PM
So some 4chan fucks declare "war on Scientology" and nothing has happened.  What a lame war.

4chan people have shorter attention spans than MAF and myself when we are whoring a certain videogame.  Their best parts of their "war" likely happened before it even officially started.  And me?  Well, I have this copy of Kingdom Under Fire, Circle of Doom that I bought.  :( .
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 26, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Haha, this just got good.  The hacker group that took down 711chan, the Project Chanology page (where anon was focusing flamewar efforts) and whatnot posted a warning on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHFqNySAiR4):

Dear Anonymous, we are The Regime.
Your attacks on Scientology have not gone unnoticed, we have the money, resources and tools to put an end to your SP behaviour and so called hacking activities. You have soiled the good name of LRH and now it is you that have *our* attention.

We are hackers of the higest degree, and we fight the good fight not just for now but for eternity. The next trillions of years are at stake, so you have been declared fair game.

We have your IP addresses, your docs and your secret plans. We own your 711chan, your IRC and we are taking care of your raid forums.

Call off your attacks on our religion immediately or 4chan, ytmd, Something Awful and your other bases will be brought to ruin.

Do not underestimate us.

You are out of your league.

You have been warned.
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 04:43:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: Shuri on January 26, 2008, 04:58:49 PM
i love manufactured drama.
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: Vizzys on January 26, 2008, 05:21:32 PM
"the regime" :lol
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: xnikki118x on January 26, 2008, 07:46:11 PM
HAHAHA OMGGGG.
Title: Re: The Internet vs Scientology: Where is the LULZ?
Post by: treythemovie on January 26, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
 :lol

Maybe they'll destroy each other in a blaze of internet drama