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Title: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2008, 06:16:27 PM: The good word is that James Marsters of Buffy is in the first episode. And he plays his character like GAY SPIKE, and the episdoe apparently opens with him making out with Captain Jack. DICKS A POPPIN. And he has the audacity to do his terrible fake british accent on the BBC.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2008, 06:51:27 PM: (http://i28.tinypic.com/1engp5.jpg)

:bow Gay Spike
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: etiolate on January 27, 2008, 07:29:39 PM: I guess his band isn't paying the bills.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2008, 07:32:00 PM: Quote from: etiolate on January 27, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
I guess his band isn't paying the bills.

Nor the Piccolo money.

I watched most of the first episode before getting distracted by Elephant Six videos, but Torchwood in general seems much better than season one. As in it doesn't quite seem like a kiddie show that happens to feature cursing and fucking. It feels a bit more like the material it was originally aiming to rip off.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 27, 2008, 07:45:52 PM: Can you believe that Captain Jack

spoiler (click to show/hide)
becomes the Face of Bo?
[close]

pretty lulz amirite?
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2008, 03:23:06 PM: Have it bootlegged and ready to go this evening, since I'm on the outs with some of my Berea friends I hang out with.

I hate personal conversations and the awkwardness that follows.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 03:24:59 PM: You don't know "awkwardness" until you've seen the NEW TORCHWOOD! I think they might be making it terrible on purpose now. James Marsters and Capt Jack communicate with each other almost solely through crude gay innuendo!
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2008, 04:44:04 PM: I feel like I heard about this somewhere...
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 04:48:54 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2008, 04:44:04 PM
I feel like I heard about this somewhere...

:-*
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: T234 on January 28, 2008, 04:49:58 PM: They advertise the hell out of this and Hotel Babylon during Top Gear.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2008, 05:01:43 PM: My mom loves Torchwood, and now that they've added James Marsters she really loves it, even if it was for only one episode. She was blabbing about it at her birthday dinner last night.

My mom's a 53 year old Spike fangirl. :lol
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:08:23 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on January 28, 2008, 05:01:43 PM
My mom loves Torchwood, and now that they've added James Marsters she really loves it, even if it was for only one episode. She was blabbing about it at her birthday dinner last night.

My mom's a 53 year old Spike fangirl. :lol

Did you see the episode? It was REALLY gay, even for Torchwood. And when I say gay, I mean gay, not bad or shitty. It was like watching a terrible fanfic.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2008, 05:11:37 PM: Nope, I don't watch Torchwood.

Dr. Who is fun camp, but Torchwood is just ridiculous.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:15:56 PM: If you were ever a Buffy fan, you should at least check out the Spike episode. It's the first episode of this season, so there's not a lot of background or anything. He basically plays his character like a gay version of Spike. I think that's really all James Marsters can do. He's also dressed ridiculously. He has like cowboy pants and boots on, the shirt and jacket of a 18th-19th century French soldier, two modern/scifi-y pistols, and a katana.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2008, 05:16:46 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2008, 05:15:56 PM
If you were ever a Buffy fan, you should at least check out the Spike episode. It's the first episode of this season, so there's not a lot of background or anything. He basically plays his character like a gay version of Spike. I think that's really all James Marsters can do. He's also dressed ridiculously. He has like cowboy pants and boots on, the shirt and jacket of a 18th-19th century French soldier, two modern/scifi-y pistols, and a katana.

I'm a big Buffyverse fan, so I'll check it out if I have a chance. I'm sure BBC America will reshow it a million times this week.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:17:19 PM: alright, i NEED to see this. torrent plz!
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:18:53 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:17:19 PM
alright, i NEED to see this. torrent plz!

I think MAF said it best when he said it sounded like I was describing the dialogue in Uncharted at the beginning with Sully. Like EVERY LINE between captain jack and James Marsters is twisted into crude homosexual innuendo.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2008, 05:33:22 PM: Yeah, the episode was pretty heavy on the homo.

Not a great episode overall, but looks like there's some decent stuff coming up.

Can't wait until someone Stage6's the second episode. The torrent is up but I'm unable to download torrents on campus.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:38:26 PM: The second episode is better than the first, but I think I might prefer the first because of the sheer ridiculousness of gay Spike making out with Captain Jack.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2008, 06:00:06 PM: It's hilarious that the actor who plays Jack lost the role of Will on Will and Grace because he was "too straight."
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 07:53:38 PM: I remember discovering a blog for one of the writers of this show a while back, I kept reading even though I had no idea exactly what Torchwood was.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2008, 08:33:11 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on January 28, 2008, 06:00:06 PM
It's hilarious that the actor who plays Jack lost the role of Will on Will and Grace because he was "too straight."

Yep, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I don't know, even in Doctor Who, he flirts with both sexes equally and he manages to pull it off. John Barrowman is pretty damn good in that aspect.
Title: Re: Man, I am gunna watch me the new Torchwood (gay fake british James Marsters!!!)
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 08:38:45 PM: I just want a Torchwood episode now where Stephen Fry, James Marsters, and Captain Jack all get it on. They are already in fanfic territory so they may as well introduce a Blackadder crossover.

:bow Stephen Fry