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Title: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: kimberwolf on January 28, 2008, 03:52:50 PM
New here but trying to get the lay of the land... checked my profile and found I was listed as "Lurker".  That sounds too creepy. 
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: T234 on January 28, 2008, 03:53:51 PM
WELCOME NEW EVILBORIAN
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 03:53:57 PM
hi <3

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 03:54:49 PM
Are you a son of Adam or a daughter of Eve
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2008, 03:55:03 PM
Why is it always the girls that ignore the new user thread?

O and hello.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 03:56:17 PM
But you just registered yesterday?


Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
Howdy.

The picture posting thread should be on the front page somewhere. Get to work.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: kimberwolf on January 28, 2008, 04:07:41 PM
Okay, you guys are really nice... I chose the stock photo that looked most like me, I have better teeth but can't write poetry so Hopefully Jewel won't mind. 
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2008, 04:09:47 PM
haha oh evilbore
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 04:11:45 PM
Where do you live HA
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 04:16:12 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)

We could be bestest e-friends, let's dance.  Do you like Hard Gay?  :-*
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 04:32:22 PM
So far you're being way too nice.  Women on evilbore need to stand up and challenge our stale patriarchal paradigm :punch :punch
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 04:33:14 PM
Okay, you guys are really nice... I chose the stock photo that looked most like me, I have better teeth but can't write poetry so Hopefully Jewel won't mind. 

that's ok

jewel can't either
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 04:55:33 PM
omg a GIRL  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper



PM me please, I will be your best friend here  :hyper :hyper :heartbeat :heartbeat :heart :heart
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 28, 2008, 04:56:49 PM
Do you have big tits like Jewel?

Oh wait...this isn't OA...


Do you have big eyes like Jewel?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 04:58:47 PM
I think we scared her back into lurker status.  :-*  PENUS POWAH CONFIRMED!  :punch


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Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 05:02:56 PM
I love girls they smell so nice and so sweet and they are soo soft omg girls  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heart :heart :heart :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:04:13 PM
someone please end this thread's misery
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 05:05:46 PM
SHOW US YOUR TEETH
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 05:06:37 PM
Told you she was being too nice.  We need more surly combative girls here
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 05:14:30 PM
SHOW US YOUR TEETH

 :lol
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Rman on January 28, 2008, 05:15:52 PM
Oh. Lordy, EB.

You guys scared her away.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: etiolate on January 28, 2008, 09:42:13 PM
is that a furry name?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: demi on January 28, 2008, 09:45:45 PM
yo do you got a fat pussy?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 28, 2008, 10:06:09 PM
I bet it's actually Synbios.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 11:08:30 PM
yo do you got a fat pussy?

:rofl 
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Vizzys on January 28, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
tauntaun your new avatar scares me

DANCING LOLIS IN MY MIND
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2008, 11:30:06 PM
HI I'M BLUETSUNAMI

tauntaun your new avatar scares me

DANCING LOLIS IN MY MIND

It reminds me of Ruzbeh
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Himu on January 28, 2008, 11:33:29 PM
HELLO I AM HIMURO
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: MCD on January 28, 2008, 11:35:26 PM
who is this bitch
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 11:49:39 PM
Kimberly Wolf  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 29, 2008, 12:00:48 AM
Us girls got to stick together
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: MCD on January 29, 2008, 12:08:22 AM
Us girls got to stick together
i thought you were a cheeseburger?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: kimberwolf on January 30, 2008, 01:38:31 AM
Holy Crap! Note to self: Buy meat for the cubs.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 01:43:07 AM
note to you: show some vag please
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 02:03:20 AM
Dood i thought this was really jewel or whoever is in the picture.

I thought "she is nothing special, but Jewel is good enough to be an evilbore member"

I saw her open for Peter Murphy once.

Guitar Wolf - post your real life visage as your avatar!

Did you not know? it is policy for new members to be accepted.

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 02:30:45 AM
Holy Crap! Note to self: Buy meat for the cubs.

You never PM'ed me back.  BAD FORM.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: rodi on January 30, 2008, 08:05:57 AM
Holy Jesus. What have you done, Kimber Wolf?  :o
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 08:07:08 AM
Is Kimber Wolf your buddy, rodi?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: rodi on January 30, 2008, 08:07:50 AM
No.

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Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 30, 2008, 08:32:57 AM
The threat of a Flipper Surprise quells me from doing the Internet "cocky funny" angle to gain girlie praise

Though that won't effect Junpei, I'm sure Flipper people can make love too. Like Bz used to say "We all be pink on da' inside"
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 30, 2008, 09:37:46 AM
No.

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 :lol


Just when kimber thought she was safe.

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 10:48:40 AM
This thread scares even me!
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: SpudBud on January 30, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
Women on the internets!?! :hyper


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Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 12:11:51 PM
Kimberwolf - are you interested in deflowering meeting a fine nice black man?

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2008, 09:51:07 PM
This thread scares even me!
me too, mostly because this might be synbios.  it probably isn't since cloud banned like his whole county or something.

and uh..kimberwolf, what brought you to EB?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: kimberwolf on January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff.  I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi.  Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up?  Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn?  Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 12:19:23 AM
JUST HIT REPLY WTF

:maf
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2008, 12:22:08 AM
This thread scares even me!
me too, mostly because this might be synbios.  it probably isn't since cloud banned like his whole county or something.

and uh..kimberwolf, what brought you to EB?

Yeah why on earth would you come here?  We're pretty gay.  Maybe you'll feel safe that way?  idk.  I'm married so I'm no threat but the seductive PM's must stop k?  :-*
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:31:22 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff.  I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi.  Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up?  Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn?  Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2008, 12:35:37 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff.  I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi.  Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up?  Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn?  Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.



The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

Who was that other chick we were to ignore?  CYANISTA WHERE ARRRREEE YOUUUUU?!??!?  :(
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:37:03 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff.  I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi.  Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up?  Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn?  Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.



The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

i know - but im having my nightcap and am kinda buzzed so bad that the depravity is a relic!
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:39:07 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff.  I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi.  Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up?  Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn?  Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.



The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

Who was that other chick we were to ignore?  CYANISTA WHERE ARRRREEE YOUUUUU?!??!?  :(

I liked Cyanista - her tittas were like cannastas.

I like how she talked like such a butch little dike to me....

I have sen the opa-ages guys talk about her - i think she fucks a bunch of them or something and lives in texas on an airforce base where she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.


Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 12:41:48 AM
Lame duplicate Synbios account.  Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked.  Two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2008, 12:42:11 AM
Quote from: abrader
  she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.

 :o  Come back Cyanista and talk to us, or me or yourself.  Just come back.  Or I'll pee on you.  :maf
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2008, 01:13:13 AM
Lame duplicate Synbios account.  Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked.  Two birds with one stone.

What was the other one? 
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 01:26:29 AM
Quote from: abrader
  she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.

 :o  Come back Cyanista and talk to us, or me or yourself.  Just come back.  Or I'll pee on you.  :maf


She knows how to handle a hott warhead for sure.

Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 01:33:49 AM
Lame duplicate Synbios account.  Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked.  Two birds with one stone.

What was the other one? 

I think it was evilol or fl0namen.  Or maybe both.

At least we didn't get another porn spam this time.  How's that disable images feature coming along?  You guys started working on it yet? :/
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 02:33:38 AM
Actually, it was neither of those accounts.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 02:40:12 AM
Who was it? :o
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 02:40:45 AM
Administrator secrets :shh
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 02:42:11 AM
Was it someone who posted or just a lurker?
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: brawndolicious on January 31, 2008, 04:11:31 AM
Lame duplicate Synbios account.  Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked.  Two birds with one stone.
well now you told him what he did wrong!
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: cloudwalking on January 31, 2008, 04:13:43 AM
the person's identity aside, having duplicate accounts here is not allowed... especially when you pretend to be the opposite gender :-X
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 04:54:54 AM
the person's identity aside, having duplicate accounts here is not allowed...

That's a somewhat flexible rule.
Title: Re: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status
Post by: Powerslave on January 31, 2008, 07:03:53 AM
evilol is Pharmacy