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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 05:06:33 PM

Title: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 05:06:33 PM
Holy shit.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2008, 05:11:16 PM
I havent played it yet

but dissing NMH =  :maf
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
The game is sort of cool, I'm not trashing it. But I've never seen so many fucking jaggies, and the environments look like a Dreamcast game. The frame rate isn't even that great.

Are peoplep still calling this game "good looking for Wii," or did that talking point die as soon as it was released?

NiGHTS looks better than this.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 28, 2008, 05:32:21 PM
"Good looking Wii game" has taken such a nose dive.  Anything sub-PS2 level is good for Wii according to the Gaffots who suck its dick.

I like my Wii and all, but just get used to it.  It's games are uuuuuuuugly.  Mario Galaxy is about the only game that looks "good for Wii."
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 05:36:42 PM
I <3 NMH but yeah...Killer 7 looked better

Wii budget duct-taped GameCubes :gloomy
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: Himu on January 28, 2008, 05:37:26 PM
killer 7 looked soo good

i think apart of the reason k7 looks better is the style. It has no normal textures like NMH. Everything is flat.
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Post by: hyp on January 28, 2008, 05:53:19 PM
it's pretty fucking terrible graphically.  thank god they threw in some retro ui design style and some interesting effects to offset some of its ugliness.   
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2008, 05:59:43 PM
how dialogue intensive is the game? Im really hoping for lots and lots of talking, all the soundbites Ive heard are absolutely hilarious. Is Travis really gung-ho through the whole thing?
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 06:10:16 PM
The horrific frame rate, jaggies up the wazoo, and pop-up made me thought I was playing PS2 for a minute there...
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 06:19:11 PM
"Good looking Wii game" has taken such a nose dive.  Anything sub-PS2 level is good for Wii according to the Gaffots who suck its dick.

I like my Wii and all, but just get used to it.  It's games are uuuuuuuugly.  Mario Galaxy is about the only game that looks "good for Wii."

Metroid Prime 3 looks good, Monkey Ball doesn't offend me. NiGHTS and Sonic don't offend me either.

I cannot believe the jaggies in NMH. And the grass and water and shit are Dreamcast-era. The rest of the environments aren't much better. This really does look like a Dreamcast game. Oh, and the frame rate. Sonic Adventure looks better than this game.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: Shuri on January 28, 2008, 06:52:40 PM
This game is just terrible. Japanese gamers were right  :maf
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Post by: Shins on January 28, 2008, 06:53:39 PM
But its artistic.

yeah
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Post by: y2kev on January 28, 2008, 06:54:05 PM
Suda51 runs a studio that makes games on like lunch money. His games are unpolished, raw, and coded by blind people.

That said I can't wait to try it.
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Post by: Himu on January 28, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
This game is just terrible. Japanese gamers were right  :maf

dead to me shuri!!
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: Shins on January 28, 2008, 07:11:10 PM
and fuck gta4 too
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 07:17:13 PM
Bad game, bad graphics. "Style" my ass
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:18:17 PM
The cell shading looks pretty ugly. Especially after playing some TF2.
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Post by: Shins on January 28, 2008, 09:32:55 PM
I'm still waiting for a cel-shaded game that looks better than Wind Waker. There's games with better art, but nothing has looked more like a real cartoon to me.

Okami's a painting, so none of that.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
Eternal Sonata looks like a real cartoon. A sexy cartoon omg
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Post by: demi on January 28, 2008, 09:37:03 PM
Eternal Sonata looks like a real cartoon. A sexy cartoon omg

it looks like you want to cunt squeeze little girls you loli loving fat fuck
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2008, 09:43:58 PM
 :o
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Post by: Shins on January 28, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
cunt squeeze

dear journal,

I learned a new term today
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2008, 09:48:10 PM
Eternal Sonata owns, fuck the haters
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 11:17:09 PM
Suda51 runs a studio that makes games on like lunch money. His games are unpolished, raw, and coded by blind people.

That said I can't wait to try it.

That's the justification I gave to my friend as we played, but the jaggies are almost enough to make my stomach turn.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: demi on January 28, 2008, 11:18:39 PM
are you playing on HD? SD?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 11:30:32 PM
HD
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: bork on January 28, 2008, 11:37:35 PM
The game has that weird Suda 51 cel-shaded-like-thing art style going on.  "Fucking ugly" though?  I disagree.  Even the crappy camera pics I posted last month show that.


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2091164134_eebfed7956.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/2091164376_b2f40ce451.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/2090381671_65c1d9e53a.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2090381273_ca461573c7.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2091163906_3d64b3db42.jpg)

Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 11:39:47 PM
Look at those fucking jaggies. They swim across my screen. Take a picture of grass and water too. Unless the first mansion area is not representative.

You know what else is fuck-ugly? RE:UC. I think the Outbreak areas look better than that last area.
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Post by: MCD on January 28, 2008, 11:43:29 PM
off topic, but i was surprised to see slight screen tearing in Fire Emblem: RD.
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Post by: bork on January 28, 2008, 11:44:04 PM
Look at those fucking jaggies. They swim across my screen. Take a picture of grass and water too. Unless the first mansion area is not representative.

You know what else is fuck-ugly? RE:UC. I think the Outbreak areas look better than that last area.

Oh well that's not just NMH.  That's just shitty Wii image quality in general.  I really, REALLY want to get an SDTV for the Wii.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 28, 2008, 11:46:36 PM
That's way worse than any other Wii game I've played.
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Post by: demi on January 28, 2008, 11:46:53 PM
hahahah look at the black bars on the last pic
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Post by: bork on January 28, 2008, 11:54:47 PM
hahahah look at the black bars on the last pic

Yeah most Wii games don't seem to actually take up the entire picture on my Bravia.  I bet the Game Cube would if I hooked one up.
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Post by: demi on January 28, 2008, 11:55:38 PM
Thanks for confirming its not just my TV. Fuck the Wii.

Games that fill my TV:

* Zelda
* Galaxy
* Endless Ocean

Games that don't:

Every single other Wii game
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Post by: y2kev on January 28, 2008, 11:56:45 PM
I agree with Viscen. Shots are shiteous.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: bork on January 28, 2008, 11:56:45 PM
I notice that PS2 games are the same way when I run them on my PS3, too.  Guess it's just those last-gen systems that have this problem.

Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 29, 2008, 12:11:46 AM
I notice that PS2 games are the same way when I run them on my PS3, too.  Guess it's just those last-gen systems that have this problem.


one of the firmware updates to the PS3 made all my PS2 games run in full 16:9, the next one after that canceled that ability, so I can be pretty sure that its the PS3 cropping the output.

And it depends on the game on whether or not the Wii outputs on full 16:9.  Zack and Wiki does, RE:UC doesn't.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 12:12:28 AM
false, Z&W displays black bars
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Post by: MCD on January 29, 2008, 12:15:12 AM
it depends on the set (overscan or whatever it's called) and the game native res.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 29, 2008, 12:16:01 AM
Oh yea, and there's this weird dirty grain that overlays the whole image. I don't know if that's a stylistic choice or not.
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Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 12:19:53 AM
it depends on the set (overscan or whatever it's called) and the game native res.

which is why Galaxy is widescreen and Z&W is not
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Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2008, 02:44:39 AM
Wii Sports, SMG, FE, and TC: New Blood are widescreen for me. NMH and the VC games have black bars at the side.
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Post by: Rman on January 29, 2008, 10:53:17 AM
To answer the op, I think the N64 catalog wins hands down for ugliest games of all time. 

Vaseline on my screen.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: y2kev on January 29, 2008, 08:22:10 PM
This is the UGLIEST game EVER. Inexcusable. The jaggies are like literally measurable on my TV. At least 3" jaggies.
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: T234 on January 29, 2008, 08:25:05 PM
and fuck gta4 too
:punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 08:36:24 PM
This is the UGLIEST game EVER. Inexcusable. The jaggies are like literally measurable on my TV. At least 3" jaggies.

punk's not dead man, revolt
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 29, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
SHUT YOUR FACES! THIS GAME HAS GOOD GRAPHICS!!  :'(
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 29, 2008, 11:27:00 PM
I haven't felt compelled to put the game on again tbh  :-\
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Post by: y2kev on January 29, 2008, 11:29:45 PM
Is the whole game just press A a lot? I mean you press A a lot and then swing in one of four directions. My wrists kind of hurt at the end of playing because smaller motions weren't registering.

Is there like...combo building or chaining?

The first boss fight I just hit A a ton.
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Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 11:32:56 PM
well you can side-step when they attack and that leaves them open. from there you... mash A, but if you're lucky and throw some Bs in there you might be able to stun them and powerbomb them which hurts them more than just mashing A
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 30, 2008, 09:06:55 AM
So is this game fun?

Man, I kinda hate my wii.  Why are it's graphics shittier than gamecube?
Title: Re: Is No More Heroes the ugliest fucking game of all time?
Post by: y2kev on January 30, 2008, 09:16:24 PM
Overworld parts are atrocious. Sending it back.