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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:26:57 PM

Title: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:26:57 PM: in a more tvc-esque moment this morning, i drank 3/4s of a half-gallon of silk brand chocolate soymilk. it is very very good. i woulda drank the whole thing had my wife not informed me to save some for the brat, which i did reluctantly but not before having some very del toro-esque fantasies about methods to secure that remaining 1/4 of the carton for myself.

i will probably be shitting up something that looks like mucus-spavined brown mollusc later, but to celebrate this brief moment of excess, i would like to ask evilbore a) who loves soymilk as much as i do; and b) what your favorite brands are!

MMMM. SOYMILK. silk vanilla and silk chocolate are my favorites, but not silk very vanilla because it's fuckin' cloying. MMMM.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2008, 05:27:48 PM: I dont really like the idea of soy, its weird. I dont drink much milk anyway tho.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 05:28:29 PM: Never had soy milk by itself, but I got to like soy-milk chocolate while staying with some vegan friends.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2008, 05:29:19 PM: A good friend of mine is hardcore Vegan, she's made me all kinds of dishes that I've enjoyed. However, I can't do soy milk. :P
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:31:42 PM: i am lactose intolerant in my senility, but thanks to parents who encouraged me to drink milk by the metric fuckgallon as a kid, i have this frequent desire to guzzle milk, especially while playing videogames. (shokku!) soymilk is a decent compromise, with the added plus of tasting like my favorite antacid, kaopectate!
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 05:34:42 PM: i actually like soymilk on its own merits

can't mix it withanything like ceral though

my personal preference is for skim horizon dairy farms
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 05:35:37 PM: It tastes better than regular milk, and each brand has a nice hint of sugar mmm. I couldn't drink it daily though
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 05:35:54 PM: I like choco soy milk to the maxx
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:39:28 PM: Prole, I think you and me should have a whole milk drinking contest. I guarantee I could put down more than you before I start bazooka vomiting.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM: I like soymilk on my cereal, but I wouldn't guzzle it if I were you. Recent studies have shown that consuming lots of soy will increase estrogen production in dudes, potentially resulting in bitch titties. Which sucks for me since I'm a vegetarian and need to get my protein somehow (AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:41:19 PM: i'd start vomiting OUT OF MY ASS. milk doesn't make me puke; it makes my anus turn into an ochre geyser of post-colonic effluvia
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:42:18 PM: Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
(AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).

oh yes you are :-*

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Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 05:46:25 PM: I've had vanilla soy milk with cereal, it was good.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 28, 2008, 05:46:38 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
(AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).

oh yes you are :-*

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NO BY GAWD I'M NOT!

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I prefer it on my face. :-*
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Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:48:48 PM: How about this, Raoul: to get your protein, you can consume my semen!
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2008, 05:50:52 PM: Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on January 28, 2008, 05:27:48 PM
I dont really like the idea of soy, its weird. I dont drink much milk anyway tho.
same here.

I only drink milk in my cereal or with sweets

yum yum bitches. gimme some organic whole milk to stimulate my prostate.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM: i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 05:54:53 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM
i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore

(http://i29.tinypic.com/292wgf8.jpg)

It looks like you'd know something about prostate stimulation.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 05:56:06 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM
i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore

Imma dance while I watch..

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 05:56:26 PM: just ask my 11-year-old serbian bride! she's got an ass that's smaller than american mcgee's!
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 28, 2008, 05:57:21 PM: Only on EB could a thread about soymilk devolve into overt gay passes at each other.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Oblivion on January 28, 2008, 06:03:00 PM: Don't really like the taste of Soy milk, sorry. :x

It's either whole or nuttin. :punch

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:57:21 PM
Only on EB could a thread about soymilk devolve into overt gay passes at each other.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 06:06:37 PM: (http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/KingCrimson.jpg)
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 06:12:24 PM: I've only had it once, I liked it better than regular milk though...
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: hyp on January 28, 2008, 06:18:46 PM: there's an "authentic" soy shop that sells tofu and fresh soy milk across the street from my parents house. it's excellent stuff and what i usually drink when i'm in the mood for soy.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 06:54:17 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
i'd start vomiting OUT OF MY ASS. milk doesn't make me puke; it makes my anus turn into an ochre geyser of post-colonic effluvia

www.tubprole.com
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 06:56:42 PM: i love soymilk - especially on cereal - but never in recipes where it is heated up (its gets too thick and frothy)
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2008, 08:00:43 PM: I love Silk soymilk. Plain, Vanilla, Very Vanilla (my fav), and Chocolate are all good. It's fucking horrible with most cereals though, especially the sweet ones. The only cereals that I can tolerate with soymilk are Honey Bunches of Oats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 08:54:53 PM: you want some rokk - try chocolate soymilk on some of the olde CTC.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 08:57:03 PM: oh yeah CTC is cinnamon toast crunch!
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2008, 08:58:15 PM: Vanilla and Chocolate Silk IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Yeah, probably the best shit ever.
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: T234 on January 28, 2008, 09:09:58 PM: I loaded tons of this shit when I worked at Wal-Mart *shudders violently*
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 28, 2008, 09:42:13 PM: In terms of generic brands, my first choice would be Vitasoy:
(http://www.vitasoy.com.hk/eng/images/pb_01.jpg)

Second would definitely be Silk (plain or chocolate):
(http://ranchosnaturalfoods.com/page_images/imgs/img_2007.08.02-23.42.09._MG_6996.JPG)

Third would be Yeo's, but I'm not a HUGE fan:
(http://importfood.com/media/rtye1101.jpg)

The best soy milk is the kind they sell warm at Chinatown stores. They're fresh and we usually buy it with a soy jello-like dessert (which is also made fresh and served warm).
Title: Re: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do!
Post by: Ichirou on January 28, 2008, 10:03:58 PM: I have had soy milk. It's not bad.