‘Fish and Fisheries’ journal recently featured a report on ‘Learning and Memory in Fish: Why fish are smarter than you think’. The report, which contains contributions from biologists around the world, claims that fish are capable of pursuing Machiavellian strategies of ‘manipulation, punishment and reconciliation’; exhibiting stable ‘cultural’ traditions; and co-operating with each other to inspect predators and catch food.
http://www.hero.ac.uk/uk/research/archives/2003/machiavellian_fish5361.cfmQuote‘Fish and Fisheries’ journal recently featured a report on ‘Learning and Memory in Fish: Why fish are smarter than you think’. The report, which contains contributions from biologists around the world, claims that fish are capable of pursuing Machiavellian strategies of ‘manipulation, punishment and reconciliation’; exhibiting stable ‘cultural’ traditions; and co-operating with each other to inspect predators and catch food.
Machiavellian strategies! How can you not be interested?
well, you'd be my daughter's hero, for starters. she would move into the aquarium if she had the choice!
ask away. my wife knows like everything about fishes and shit, and i'll pass the questions onto her. may daughter knows more about fish than me -- she can name like 30 different kinds of sharks, where i know all of 3: the great white shark, the uh...fuck. i'm sure i know two more if i put my mind to it.
well, aren't you just mister quiz bowl champion!
I dunno, 6 years of combined retail taught me you can be nice to anyone if you want to be where you are. I wanted a job, so I learned to be nice. If you want to be there you will adapt. Otherwise you might not actually wanna be there.
Wait, do sea lions even have cocks?
Dude, PD, anyone. If you want to finally prove to yourself that there is no benevolent god in this universe, go to google image search and search for sea lion penis. It's like a fleshy monolith from hell. It looks even more entrail-like than the human female vagine. In short, if you think ANY loving god created that creature, you are fucking we-todd-ed.
Wait, do sea lions even have cocks?
OMG google image search has the answer and it is GROSS. UGH FISH ARE FUCKING GROSS!!!!!
yikes just yikes, i expected it to have sort of tooth-filled cloaca on the tip as though it were some sort of alien rape maggot
yikes just yikes, i expected it to have sort of tooth-filled cloaca on the tip as though it were some sort of alien rape maggot
oh man, i need to watch berserk again, what a wonderfully grim MANime
:punch :punch gattsu :punch :punch
well, you'd be my daughter's hero, for starters. she would move into the aquarium if she had the choice!
ask away. my wife knows like everything about fishes and shit, and i'll pass the questions onto her. may daughter knows more about fish than me -- she can name like 30 different kinds of sharks, where i know all of 3: the great white shark, the uh...fuck. i'm sure i know two more if i put my mind to it.
hammerhead, maco, sand
Porkfish sounds delicious.