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Title: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 01:03:01 AM
bwahahaha

just kidding
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 01:12:56 AM
Who wants to pool in on when Prole buys it? It certainly can't be as bad as Endless Ocean
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 02:09:29 AM
Fuck you all.  I can't wait to get it.   :D :D :D :D

SMASH BRAWL :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: CurseoftheGods on January 29, 2008, 02:09:42 AM
:rofl  THURSDAY!!!  CAN'T WAIT 4 SMASH!!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 02:18:38 AM
Fuck you all.  I can't wait to get it.   :D :D :D :D

SMASH BRAWL :bow

I'm getting it too. Maybe we can chat on the 360 while playing on the Wii :lol

Or on the PS3.  Give its online some use...I mean shit, with Brawl the Wii's online just got 10x better than the PS3's!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2008, 02:28:49 AM
I was ready to troll
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: muckson on January 29, 2008, 02:37:49 AM
yeah me too.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 02:53:46 AM
Fuck you all.  I can't wait to get it.   :D :D :D :D

SMASH BRAWL :bow

:bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 29, 2008, 03:16:09 AM
smh
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 03:37:15 AM
zomg you get to fight pokey in his mech as ness I saw some screens :bow

http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2008, 03:44:00 AM
Game of the Forever :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on January 29, 2008, 03:49:16 AM
zomg you get to fight pokey in his mech as ness I saw some screens :bow

http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg
Smash :bow
GOTG 2008 :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 03:50:45 AM
THE SMASH LEGIONS HAVE ASSEMBLED GAME OF THE DECADE IS HERE

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You know, I'm not that big a Smash fan, really.  But this looks like a lot of fun.  How can you hate on it, even if it IS Nintendo?
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2008, 03:51:18 AM
Evilbore's got Smash Fever!!  :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 03:57:18 AM
zomg you get to fight pokey in his mech as ness I saw some screens :bow

http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg

KEEP IT IN THE SPOILER THREAD[/sp0rks]
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 03:58:02 AM
zomg you get to fight pokey in his mech as ness I saw some screens :bow

http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg

KEEP IT IN THE SPOILER THREAD[/sp0rks]

bigger pic

http://up2.viploader.net/upphp/src/vlphp130086.jpg
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 03:58:27 AM
(http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg)(http://www.uploda.org/uporg1223855.jpg)

Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Ichirou on January 29, 2008, 03:58:44 AM
If I had a Wii, I would buy Brawl.  Or as true Japafags call it, X.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 03:59:37 AM
Earthbound sucks

Pokey was a lame last boss, to beat him you had to become a prayerfag

I guess this is cool news...if you're a Mormon
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 04:00:48 AM
Earthbound sucks

Pokey was a lame last boss, to beat him you had to become a prayerfag

I guess this is cool news...if you're a Mormon

WHY DO YOU HATE ALL THAT IS GOOD
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 04:01:20 AM
See, this is why I like Smash.  I can beat the shit out of the dumb Nintendo mascots I don't like!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 04:03:58 AM
I would feel bad but it came out over a decade ago

AERIS DIES

also hes not the last boss per se
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 04:07:57 AM
the statute of limitations of Earthbound spoilers expired 9 years ago
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 04:09:04 AM
I edited my first post to make sure i didnt spoil mother 3 (in the text anyway), cause thats only been out 2 years
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 04:11:05 AM
Oh... I just got the second melody in Earthbound on my first ever playthrough. Thanks for ruining it!

Oh shit, I'm sorry!   :-\  But that's from the intro to Smash...you'd get it spoiled anyway!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on January 29, 2008, 04:28:47 AM
See, this is why I like Smash.  I can beat the shit out of the dumb Nintendo mascots I don't like!

Word, my dawg. Bring on WW Link!


edit: Patel, why for u edited
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: demi on January 29, 2008, 04:32:33 AM
lyte edge, not cool on editing posts

don't be a sporks
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on January 29, 2008, 04:37:02 AM
lol just noticed that.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2008, 04:53:49 AM
 :lol at the edited posts. Fuck you guys, this game is gonna be great.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bluemax on January 29, 2008, 05:08:06 AM
Earthbound sucks

Pokey was a lame last boss, to beat him you had to become a prayerfag

I guess this is cool news...if you're a Mormon

:( I was an active church goer when this came out and even I thought praying was a lame sort of way to end the game.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 05:15:06 AM
I restored my post, hopefully sp0rks edge won't edit it again
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 05:45:57 AM
I restored my post, hopefully sp0rks edge won't edit it again

I GET U BACK FOR CALLING ME "DUMB cigarillo" HAHA HOW'D U LIKE IT.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
'twas in gest.  I won't do it again tho if you play nice...I was asking a serious question about Rez and got that.   :'(
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 05:55:19 AM
JEST

DONT EDIT MEE
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 05:57:22 AM
JEST

DONT EDIT MEE

Why would I edit a fellow FAN OF THE SMASH?!   8)

THE CULT OF BRAWL.  WE ARE AS ONE.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 06:03:07 AM
Smash Bros :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 06:06:47 AM
Smash Bros :bow

Is there a need for a Smash Defense Force here?  Never thought I'd be defending a Nintendo game, shit.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Ichirou on January 29, 2008, 08:49:29 AM
If Smash Bros. didn't use Nintendo characters, no one would give a shit about the series.  They're fun games, but Power Stone was about a gajillion times better.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 09:03:58 AM
There's definitely more content in Melee than there was in either of the Power Stone games (as fun as those may be)... but yeah I am so jealous of all you bastards who get to play the game on Thurs... I have to wait till March. Planning to pick the game up that Sunday at NWS and then take off work the next day.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 09:47:33 AM
If Smash Bros. didn't use Nintendo characters, no one would give a shit about the series.  They're fun games, but Power Stone was about a gajillion times better.

And don't character designs make or break fighting games?  But Smash has more to it than Powerstone does.  Powerstone was a good start, but needed improvement.  That game got old after a few weeks.  In contrast, I thought Ehrgeiz and Capcom's own Tech Romancer were much better games in the same style.

Smash Bros. is also a 2D fighter.  I wouldn't compare it directly to the very 3D oriented Powerstone.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
Are you fucking shitting me? They actually pray at the end of Earthbound? I might have to stop playing. Thank Christ (joke) Mother 3 didn't have any religious shit in it.

Yeah, but it's actually kinda cool how it works. I loved that game's final battle, best part of Earthbound for sure, even if I wasn't entirely enamored by the rest of the game (I mean it's alright but there are lots of much better RPGs out there).
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: muckson on January 29, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
smash brothers is just an incomplete version of the mario party games.  it's just a mini game that's good for an hour and then it's worthless.  i hate to watch nintendo drown itself in crappy game after crappy game, especially since i loved them as a kid, but it looks like that's where they are going. 

and soon nintendo will be the mcdonalds of video games.  :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Rman on January 29, 2008, 11:39:26 AM
:bow Smash :bow

Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: hyp on January 29, 2008, 01:36:10 PM
:yuck :yuck :yuck

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i would've had it if my 19.99 walmart preorder went through. 
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 01:38:49 PM
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-17-71-3-74-1ls-49-en.html

Play-Asia can only fill 15% of SSBB pre-orders!

This means that 85% of Nintendo fans' hopes and dreams are being crushed like a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

HUAHUAHUA
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: hyp on January 29, 2008, 01:48:21 PM
time to mod your wiiz nintendo fans.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 02:04:10 PM
"Flow my tears," the Japafag said.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 02:07:44 PM
so you're saying they can only fill soma the orders?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 02:10:40 PM
so you're saying they can only fill soma the orders?

that's the feelie I get from their post
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 02:25:44 PM
i have no pre-order and i must scream!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 02:34:32 PM
the boy who shouted lol at the heart of the world
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 02:50:16 PM
i had some dangerous visions concerning what gaf will look like in a few weeks
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 02:53:08 PM
Smash Brothers? Boy, it's a dog.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 03:07:02 PM
i can think of 2001 better games to get upset about though, but people must have their rendevous with Roy, man.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 03:23:29 PM
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-17-71-3-74-1ls-49-en.html

Play-Asia can only fill 15% of SSBB pre-orders!

This means that 85% of Nintendo fans' hopes and dreams are being crushed like a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

HUAHUAHUA

Once again Nintendo underestimates demand... can't wait to see SSBB outsell Grand Theft Shithole 4, for once it's nice that a good game is selling. Smash :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on January 29, 2008, 06:11:42 PM
smash brothers is just an incomplete version of the mario party games.

Wtf? The developers went all out for this game. Aside from them both being party games, they ain't comparable.

Besides, this one even has a story crafted by FFVII scenario writer Kazushige Nojima, that will be so amazing and epic, it would be an Andrew Vestal's wet dream.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Rman on January 29, 2008, 06:17:17 PM
Yeah, the production values alone trump the entire Mario Party series.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 06:20:40 PM
Fuck furry-shit Wolf and Toon Link... total missed opportunity to dig up some retro characters to play as. (MIKE JONESSS, Eggplant Wizard, the nicca from Punch Out, etc)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MCD on January 29, 2008, 06:22:32 PM
what pissed off the most is that furry taco lucario

fucking terrible decision
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 29, 2008, 07:29:22 PM
I think Toon Link is pretty cool actually.

But the real fuckawesome shit is playing as TP Ganondorf. :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 08:08:56 PM
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-17-71-3-74-1ls-49-en.html

Play-Asia can only fill 15% of SSBB pre-orders!

This means that 85% of Nintendo fans' hopes and dreams are being crushed like a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

HUAHUAHUA

Oh shit just imagine the RAGING MAD FANBOY DRAMA this is going to create on forums!  Time for laffs!  :hyper

I already pre-paid for my copy in full weeks ago at Yamada Denki.  Hope none of that shit is a problem in Japan...

smash brothers is just an incomplete version of the mario party games.  it's just a mini game that's good for an hour and then it's worthless.  i hate to watch nintendo drown itself in crappy game after crappy game, especially since i loved them as a kid, but it looks like that's where they are going. 

and soon nintendo will be the mcdonalds of video games.  :(

 ???
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: muckson on January 29, 2008, 08:26:03 PM
let me spell it out differently:

smash brothers is just a gimmick mini game blown out of proportion.  in fact, it would be better placed as an unlockable mini-game in super mario galaxy.  it ain't worth the money it costs.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 08:28:35 PM
Its a fighting game

endless

+online +replays of battles +trophy collecting (for achievement whores)

+ adventure mode with a story of some sort

worth 50$ yes
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 29, 2008, 09:24:13 PM
it's closer to mario party than a real fighting game

enjoy your mario party, kiddles
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 29, 2008, 09:25:26 PM
I will!  Thank you vury much good sir.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MCD on January 29, 2008, 09:26:03 PM
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/romero.jpg)
amazing.

 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 29, 2008, 09:33:30 PM
without me, doom ii would never have had a double-barreled shotgun, and then where would gaming be

where would it be

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hopefully someplace free from adults flipping their biscuits for little kid mascot fanservice :'(
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MCD on January 29, 2008, 09:58:32 PM
Carmack is my man

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/John_Carmack_E3_2006.jpg/600px-John_Carmack_E3_2006.jpg)
 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 10:34:26 PM
Whoa, Carmack looks almost exactly like this guy I work with.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 29, 2008, 11:03:10 PM
john carmack was the best poster in evilbore history

*respect knuckles*
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 29, 2008, 11:45:07 PM
OH SHIT R.O.B. IS IN THE GAME!! 

R.O.B.!!

Massive "spoilers" (lol, spoilers in a fighting game) stolen from NeoGAF:

Quote
Character Summary:
(http://ranobe.com/up/src/up254065.jpg)

Returning (Known from Dojo):

Mario
Donkey Kong
Link
Samus
Kirby
Fox
Pikachu
Zelda/Shiek
Peach
Yoshi
Ice Climbers
Bowser

Returning NEW:
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2wmgob7.jpg)
Marth (Final Smash not known?)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/up253939.jpg)
Game & Watch (Final Smash (http://"http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/xblah/ssbm/1201606859663.jpg"))

(http://i29.tinypic.com/2qd367q.jpg)
Luigi (Final Smash (http://"http://i25.tinypic.com/2duce4k.jpg") UNCONFIRMED)

(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/falco-lombardi-in-super-smash-bros-brawl.jpg)
Falco (1 (http://"http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/1201610092809.jpg"))(Final Smash not known, rumored Fox clone)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/up253994.jpg)
Ganondorf (Final Smash (http://"http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z125/BrodiemanTTR/1201618715882.jpg"))

(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/01/lucas_ness_cap.jpg)
Ness (Final Smash (http://"http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/1201607408572.jpg"))

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/1201610662192.jpg)
C.Falcon (Final Smash not known)

(http://up2.viploader.net/pic/src/viploader570878.jpg)
Jigglypuff (Final Smash not known)

Newcomers Known:

Diddy
Pit
Metaknight
Pokemon Trainer
Ike
Snake
Dedede
Olimar
Lucas
Sonic
Wario

Newcomers NEW:
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/xblah/ssbm/1201604539895.jpg)
Lucario (Final Smash (http://"http://up2.viploader.net/pic/src/viploader570844.jpg"))

(http://www.themanandhischeese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wwlinkbrawl.jpg)
Toon Link (Final Smash not known, Dark Toon Link (http://"http://i28.tinypic.com/33dehj4.jpg")) Toon Link vs Ganondorf (http://"http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2177286") Youtube version (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeIYr5wW78")

(http://i30.tinypic.com/amduew.jpg)
R.O.B. (Robot) (1 (http://"http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/xblah/ssbm/uporg1224457.jpg")) (Final Smash now known)

Yet unconfirmed from the 35 character roster:
Wolf

Stages Summary:
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/KazeSSBB/superstaghe.jpg)
*Thanks Cosmonaut X for the stage list*

Known Stages:
Battlefield (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage01.html") (Original)
Battleship Halberd (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage12.html") (Kirby Super Star)
Bridge of Eldin (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage05.html") (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Castle Siege (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage09.html") (Fire Emblem)
Delfino Plaza (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage02.html") (Super Mario Sunshine)
Distant Planet (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage22.html") (Pikmin)
Frigate Orpheon (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage20.html") (Metroid Prime)
Lylat Cruise (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage04.html") (Star Fox)
Mario Circuit (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage19.html") (Mario Kart)
Mushroomy Kingdom (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage23.html") (Super Mario Bros)
New Pork City (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage14.html") (Mother 3)
Norfair (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage17.html") (Metroid)
PictoChat (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage15.html") (DS)
Pokémon Stadium 2 (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage11.html") (Pokémon)
Rumble Falls (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage07.html") (Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat)
Shadow Moses Island (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage13.html") (Metal Gear Solid)
Skyworld (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage08.html") (Kid Icarus)
Smashville (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage06.html") (Animal Crossing)
The Summit (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage16.html") (Ice Climber)
WarioWare (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage10.html") (WarioWare)
Yoshi's Island (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage03.html") (Yoshi's Island)
Brinstar (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage21.html") (Metroid)
Corneria (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage21.html") (Star Fox)
Onett (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage21.html") (Earthbound)
Rainbow Ride (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage21.html") (Super Mario 64)
Temple (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage18.html") (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)
Yoshi's Island (http://"http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/stages/stage21.html") (Yoshi's Island)

Stages NEW:
(http://ranobe.com/up/src/up254061.jpg)
Classic MB Stage (Mario Bros.)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2d972ag.jpg)
Green Hill Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/redcancel/up254053.jpg)
Tetra's Ship (Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z125/BrodiemanTTR/up254041.jpg)
Port Town (F-Zero)

Sub-Space Emissary:

SSE World Map (http://"http://i30.tinypic.com/vnl8q9.jpg")

Taboo:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/xblah/ssbm/1201615617483.jpg (http://"http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/xblah/ssbm/1201615617483.jpg")

Ridley confirmed as Boss in SSE (http://"http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/Ziyx/1201603169431.jpg")

A little taste of SSE for those who have a NicoNico account:

Marth/Metaknight level.
 (http://"http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2170049")

OTHER INFO:

SSE Movie Gallery, only shows a couple:

NicoNico video (http://"http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2173433")
Gametrailers (http://"http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/168061.html")

NicoNico video, shows Ice Climbers masterpiece mode + some ATs (http://"http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2176089")

Music Samples:

Megaupload (http://"http://www.megaupload.com/?d=244XUXM8") (thanks Golden Darkness)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Shuri on January 30, 2008, 12:33:14 AM
Is it normal that I have no idea who at least 10 of the characters in that selection screen are? I've been gaming since the intv days, and I had a nes and snes, but I'm totally  ??? at like 10 of those people.

What's the point of including so many characters when there so many obscures ones :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2008, 12:37:51 AM
What's the big deal?  It looks and plays just like the GC game.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 30, 2008, 12:48:01 AM
Shuri, I know what you mean.  I don't know shit about Pokemon, Earthbound, and Fire Emblem characters.  But I do enjoy beating them up.

What's the big deal?  It looks and plays just like the GC game.

It looks like a better version of the previous game, like any other fighting game sequel.

-More characters
-New moves
-New levels
-ONLINE PLAY
-Level editor

-Tons of other shit packed into the single player mode

Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bluemax on January 30, 2008, 03:31:52 PM
Is it normal that I have no idea who at least 10 of the characters in that selection screen are? I've been gaming since the intv days, and I had a nes and snes, but I'm totally  ??? at like 10 of those people.

What's the point of including so many characters when there so many obscures ones :(

Aside from the stupid pokemon, which characters are that obscure?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2008, 04:15:45 PM
What's the big deal?  It looks and plays just like the GC game.

Not really.  lyte edge already did well answering this.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: y2kev on January 30, 2008, 04:21:32 PM
Yeah, they took out wavedashing  :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:27:10 PM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: hyp on January 30, 2008, 04:29:29 PM
what's in the bag?  lube?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on January 30, 2008, 05:08:48 PM
lol, was waiting for someone to post that pic.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 07:37:04 PM
(http://www.daviddino.com/dsbrawl3.jpg)

At least it's widescreen
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 07:38:27 PM
Are you fucking shitting me? They actually pray at the end of Earthbound? I might have to stop playing. Thank Christ (joke) Mother 3 didn't have any religious shit in it.

Yeah, but it's actually kinda cool how it works. I loved that game's final battle, best part of Earthbound for sure, even if I wasn't entirely enamored by the rest of the game (I mean it's alright but there are lots of much better RPGs out there).

WRONG

the best part is when you collect all the lullabies and you see the flashback
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on January 31, 2008, 07:34:14 AM
marth has a cheap final smash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UFj_5FUcU

so awesome
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on January 31, 2008, 08:51:51 AM
Two hours of the single player mode and only 20% finished!  It's a BIG GAME.  You don't get to pick who you want, so it forces you to use everybody.  I really like Pit, Pokemon Trainer, and Zero Suit Samus, but Meta Knight moves kinda weird so I wasn't too big on him.  Diddy Kong is apparently Keanu Reeves in disguise. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Beezy on January 31, 2008, 09:44:55 AM
marth has a cheap final smash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UFj_5FUcU

so awesome
Marth :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2008, 10:53:10 AM
(http://www.daviddino.com/dsbrawl3.jpg)

At least it's widescreen

why does he have a zeon flag
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2008, 10:56:37 AM
[09:42] <sp0rsk> spectator mode is crack
[09:43] <sp0rsk> i like to make money off of watching people beat each other in smash brothers
[09:43] <Acosta> how it works? you see other matches?
[09:43] <sp0rsk> www.w.w
[09:43] <sp0rsk> you watch other matches
[09:43] <sp0rsk> but before the match
[09:43] <sp0rsk> you bet in game money
[09:43] <sp0rsk> to see who wins
[09:43] <sp0rsk> shit, the guy i bet on just died
[09:44] <sp0rsk> oh shit they tied
[09:44] <ddk_gaiden> shoulda bet on the black character
[09:44] <ddk_gaiden> is shadow in it?!
[09:44] <sp0rsk> no
[09:44] <sp0rsk> im bettin 30 on pikachu this time
[09:45] <sp0rsk> i won a match earlier 4 to 0 to 0
[09:46] <sp0rsk> shit, pikachu is getting handled
[09:47] <sp0rsk> aw yeah pikachu pika pikaaaaa
[09:47] <sp0rsk> fuck
[09:47] <sp0rsk> sudden death time
[09:47] <sp0rsk> FUCK
[09:47] <sp0rsk> damnt pikachu why did you rush in like that
[09:48] <sp0rsk> okay, spectator mode rocks

what the christ
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on January 31, 2008, 05:17:18 PM
Is Subspace emissary 60fps on co-op?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: CurseoftheGods on January 31, 2008, 09:17:26 PM
[youtube=425,350]0KDInBsVJEo[/youtube]

:hyper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KDInBsVJEo

Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 09:19:48 PM
[09:42] <sp0rsk> spectator mode is crack
[09:43] <sp0rsk> i like to make money off of watching people beat each other in smash brothers
[09:43] <Acosta> how it works? you see other matches?
[09:43] <sp0rsk> www.w.w
[09:43] <sp0rsk> you watch other matches
[09:43] <sp0rsk> but before the match
[09:43] <sp0rsk> you bet in game money
[09:43] <sp0rsk> to see who wins
[09:43] <sp0rsk> shit, the guy i bet on just died
[09:44] <sp0rsk> oh shit they tied
[09:44] <ddk_gaiden> shoulda bet on the black character
[09:44] <ddk_gaiden> is shadow in it?!
[09:44] <sp0rsk> no
[09:44] <sp0rsk> im bettin 30 on pikachu this time
[09:45] <sp0rsk> i won a match earlier 4 to 0 to 0
[09:46] <sp0rsk> shit, pikachu is getting handled
[09:47] <sp0rsk> aw yeah pikachu pika pikaaaaa
[09:47] <sp0rsk> fuck
[09:47] <sp0rsk> sudden death time
[09:47] <sp0rsk> FUCK
[09:47] <sp0rsk> damnt pikachu why did you rush in like that
[09:48] <sp0rsk> okay, spectator mode rocks

what the christ

More IRC logs?

ESS EMM EITCH
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 01, 2008, 02:03:01 AM
The game owns, haters owned, Wii awesomeness confirmed.  The adventure mode alone is worth it for the great 2D platforming action, which incorporates game play and level design styles from all the various Nintendo games.  One stage even had Super Mario Land music playing!   :o

Sorry, but the Mother characters suck shit, at least in the adventure mode.  I was actually glad the Pokemon Trainer is alongside shitty-ass wimpy crybaby Lucas, because his water Pokemon (Squirtle?) is awesome.  The other two Pokemon he has seemed kinda shitty.  Actually they should have just used Squirtle alone.  Fuck the rest...generic Pokemon Trainer guy too.  It's not like he does anything anyway.

Dear Lyte Edge. FUCK YOU

 :lol Noticed a little bit late.

...

Don't fuck with the Smash.  :mrt
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: muckson on February 01, 2008, 02:11:53 AM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)

i laughed so hard i farted.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on February 01, 2008, 02:44:51 AM
Lyte, is everything 60 fps? No one ever wants to answer that. :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 01, 2008, 02:46:37 AM
Lyte, is everything 60 fps? No one ever wants to answer that. :(

For the most part, yes.  I can't really think of any instances of slowdown...it's pretty rock solid.  But again I mostly have been playing adventure mode.

I've noticed most people aren't commenting on some of the long load times that pop up every now and then, the shit quality of the FMVs (And there's a TON of them), and the FMVs that cut off abruptly and you get a black screen for a second or two before the next one starts up.  I think most people aren't really pointing out faults yet because the game is so new and they're enjoying showing off their copies of the game to all the raving lunatic fanboys going insane and eating up everything about Smash that they can until March. I really don't need a picture of you holding up your copy of the game, thanks.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2008, 04:49:57 AM
apparently the game uses havok physics so you can't wave dash.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 01, 2008, 06:38:29 AM
I had some bad slowdown for a few seconds on a match on the Ice Climber stage against multiple Ice Climber characters.  It kinda crawled for a second or two there.  But then I got THE BALLOON FIGHT THEME to use for that stage HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT BALLOON FIGHT :bow

I just unlocked Snake; his taunt is normally him hiding under a cardboard box, but if you do it enough times, he drops into his codec pose and calls the Colonel or Mei-Ling (perhaps Naomi too?  Who knows!)  and they have a brief conversation about the character you're facing!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2157/2234606772_93c82098d2_b.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 01, 2008, 06:54:23 AM
[youtube=425,350]ggoK85c4NQc[/youtube]

SNAKE CAPTAIN FALCON PUNCH OMG THIS GAME OWNS FAN SERVICE TAKEN TO NEW LEVELS OF INSANITY
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 01, 2008, 07:05:21 AM
:bow

This game

:bow

I want to play as Toon Link so bad.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MCD on February 01, 2008, 07:12:16 AM
fmvs quality is shit?

they should have hired the Fire Emblem team, very nice fmvs they do, if only they can do the same thing with the graphics lol.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 01, 2008, 09:18:37 AM
What do you mean by FMV quality?  Encoding, rendering, animation, models and textures, direction, story...?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 01, 2008, 09:22:04 AM
What do you mean by FMV quality?  Encoding, rendering, animation, models and textures, direction, story...?

I guess it would the encoding part.  The quality could be a bit better, but there's tons and tons of them, so I guess they had to use lower quality to fit it all onto one disc.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 01, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
I read the disc is like 7.5 gigs.  Melee was like 1 gig.  :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: demi on February 01, 2008, 01:00:22 PM
It's a dual-layer DVD, it's not on the internet yet
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Oblivion on February 01, 2008, 06:09:49 PM
I read the disc is like 7.5 gigs.  Melee was like 1 gig.  :lol

The dual layered ones are 8.5. But we don't know if Nintendo are using those.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2008, 06:11:51 PM
its the first dual layer disc for wii if true

Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2008, 06:44:50 PM
That would explain how they managed to fit so much music into it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: MCD on February 02, 2008, 12:41:24 AM
1 to 2 giga is enough for this shit.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2008, 01:07:56 AM
I just unlocked Snake; his taunt is normally him hiding under a cardboard box, but if you do it enough times, he drops into his codec pose and calls the Colonel or Mei-Ling (perhaps Naomi too?  Who knows!)  and they have a brief conversation about the character you're facing!

Oh my GODDU!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: GilloD on February 02, 2008, 07:22:00 AM
I was all "Eehhh" and then I heard BALLOON FIGHT AND FUCK YEHA
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 02, 2008, 11:17:09 PM
game of the forever confirmed

 :lol

[youtube=425,350]WRYkXu7cZXs[/youtube]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WRYkXu7cZXs
:bow :bow

ALSO http://youtube.com/watch?v=DcUIhrmbNcM

 :o :o :o :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2008, 11:39:58 PM
Iwata: Could you please make a new Super Smash Bros game for us, Sakurai?

Sakurai: Okay, but...ya know...I think I'm just going to go ahead and make it the best game of all time.

Iwata: k
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: bork on February 03, 2008, 08:20:56 PM
So a friend and I are at the end of the Sub Space Emmisary (adventure mode), or at least I think it's the end.  After you go through a bunch of stages (my game clock was at around 6:30 hours by this point), you then enter a big
spoiler (click to show/hide)
labrynth-like mash-up of various levels, with save areas and warp points between them, METROIDVANIA STYLE.  You have to go through these areas and fight clones of every single character and some of the bosses you have played as or fought against in this mode.
[close]
  After this is was all over (game clock now close to 8 hours), you take on the boss, Taboo.  I think he's an original character.  You also FINALLY get to see
spoiler (click to show/hide)
SONIKKU
[close]
at this point.  Using him against the boss seemed to suck though; you fight on a little platform and he is way too fast and ends up falling off too easily.  We couldn't beat the final boss after multiple attempts.  He's tough...he also has this ultra, ultra cheap attack where he unleashes a massive sphere-like energy blast that basically kills you.  Reminds me of an SNK boss.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2008, 08:43:24 PM
sounds like hell
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: The Sceneman on February 03, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
lol at sporks pic, what a homo, it would be cool if he opened it up and sucked on the manual

one important question: is that taco captain falcon in this game
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Iwata: Could you please make a new Super Smash Bros game for us, Sakurai?

Sakurai: Okay, but...ya know...I think I'm just going to go ahead and make it the best game of all time.

Iwata: k
They must have been dissapointed when they got a mascot fighter.

I dont think nintendo will notice while they are swimming in money
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 09:06:19 PM
BUT THEY DO
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 09:09:30 PM
:(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 09:14:12 PM
im not one of those crazies that thought mother 3 would succeed in america GBA was long dead, it only did about half a mil in japan anyway.

TRANSLATION GET
BRAWL ZOMG OMG OMG BASEBALL BATS
Title: Re: OFFICIAL Super Smash Brothers Brawl Japanese release thread of OMFG
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2008, 09:46:19 PM
Iwata: Could you please make a new Super Smash Bros game for us, Sakurai?

Sakurai: Okay, but...ya know...I think I'm just going to go ahead and make it the best game of all time.

Iwata: k
They must have been dissapointed when they got a mascot fighter.

Not as disappointed as you when you realize that SSBB is better than DMC4.