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Title: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 29, 2008, 07:10:03 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/fantasy/06/15/fantasy.lawsuit/t1_santana_si.jpg)


WOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHH
Title: Re: FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS
Post by: Shins on January 29, 2008, 07:10:40 PM
times like this I wish I knew stuff about baseball
Title: Re: FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2008, 07:11:38 PM
Wait, who signed Santana?

I'm still not psyched about the potential trade we're making for Bedard...
Title: Re: FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 29, 2008, 07:11:46 PM
LOS METS

BITCHES
Title: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 09:21:38 PM
What in the hell. :lol

Twins are apparently being run by 100 chimpanzees on 100 typewriters!
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 09:23:45 PM
Also, that Bedard trade better go through real quick before the Mariners realize what real market value for starting pitchers is - no name minor leaguers!
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 29, 2008, 09:26:03 PM
hahaha one of the guys is 18 years old :rofl

Quote from: ESPN
In return for Santana, the Twins would receive center fielder Carlos Gomez and pitchers Phil Humber, Kevin Mulvey and Deolis Guerra -- a package which some talent evaluators believe could be the fourth-best offer that Minnesota received during this process.

:rofl
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 09:31:42 PM
Both Boston and the Yankees offers were much, much better.  I'm not sure what Minnesota accomplished here other than becoming a laughingstock.
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 29, 2008, 09:32:57 PM
Both Boston and the Yankees offers were much, much better.  I'm not sure what Minnesota accomplished here other than becoming a laughingstock.

They basically pushed both NY and Boston too hard and I guess they both said "Fuck you," leaving the Mets joke of an offer the only thing they had left. Or something...

On the other hand, the Mets DID give up 3 of their top 4 prospects (according to BP). But they didn't give up their best.

I still can't believe this is happening.
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2008, 09:41:17 PM
I only clicked on this thread because I thought it said "Olsen Twins Got RAPED by Omar".  :-\
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: T234 on January 29, 2008, 09:43:36 PM
So how'd the mets finish out the season last year, cajole? I didn't watch too much baseball.
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 29, 2008, 09:45:07 PM
One night, I'm gonna come inside your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: Powerslave on January 29, 2008, 09:46:20 PM
I only clicked on this thread because I thought it said "Olsen Twins Got RAPED by Omar".  :-\

same


it turned out to be a gay sports thread
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: T234 on January 29, 2008, 09:56:12 PM
One night, I'm gonna come inside your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
At least you have a team. Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna root for the reds.
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
I read that as "Olsen Twins got RAPED by Omar"
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2008, 11:33:16 PM
Also, that Bedard trade better go through real quick before the Mariners realize what real market value for starting pitchers is - no name minor leaguers!

I don't want to trade away Adam Jones.  :'(
Title: Re: Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2008, 12:36:22 AM
Wait I don't keep up with baseball, did a player just rape (I assume statutory) twins?