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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:25:34 PM

Title: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:25:34 PM: (http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)
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Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 04:26:43 PM: LOL - whos the yeti?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:27:59 PM: it's smash bros #1 mascot-lovin' fan!
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Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 04:28:26 PM: A face only a slant eyed monster could love
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 30, 2008, 04:28:43 PM: What a cigarillo. Does he stil do his homo video diaries?
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Post by: hyp on January 30, 2008, 04:28:58 PM: holy shit
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 30, 2008, 04:29:03 PM: At least he's not naked in that pic.
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Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 04:29:17 PM: (http://i26.tinypic.com/99mg3p.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 30, 2008, 04:30:22 PM: Needs more Garfield/Wolverine head!
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Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 04:33:07 PM: To the thread title: NO
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:36:40 PM: if we don't ban it, the fellow in the picture WINS

do this for the greater good, reject your childish mascot fandom and support MAN GAMING
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: hyp on January 30, 2008, 04:37:36 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 30, 2008, 04:36:40 PM
if we don't ban it, the fellow in the picture WINS

do this for the greater good, reject your childish mascot fandom and support MAN GAMING

but... sega superstars tennis. :'(
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 30, 2008, 04:39:27 PM: buy a virtua tennis title instead
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Post by: Powerslave on January 30, 2008, 04:40:27 PM: jesus christ what the fuck is up with this game and why are there 12 threads about it on GAF with 8000+ replies each? what the fuck is so great about this game.
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2008, 04:43:59 PM: Thank you, Prole, for killing all my desire to get SSMB.

I finally see the light!
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 04:45:30 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on January 30, 2008, 04:40:27 PM
jesus christ what the fuck is up with this game and why are there 12 threads about it on GAF with 8000+ replies each? what the fuck is so great about this game.
Stop hatin' and get money my nicca

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2008, 04:43:59 PM
Thank you, Prole, for killing all my desire to get SSMB.
What does SSMB stand for?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 30, 2008, 04:47:54 PM: Holy shit
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Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 04:49:16 PM: if you have to support one wapanese game make it Rez
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Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 04:51:28 PM: and if you absolutely must buy this game, buy it used so it doesnt count on NPD
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Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 04:52:06 PM: oh ill buy this game for sure - and it will be fun for the moments i play it - but like so much else on my plate will be shoved to the wayside in 30 days or less.

ITs over-rated IMO.

Hopefully this one is a little less spazzy....i know nothing about it and have barely looked at a screenshot.

I have played and owned the previous games.
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 04:59:13 PM: my problem with smash bros in general is that its way too spazzy and exaggerated to be played like a deep strategy fighter.

I dont know how they keep that shyt balanced with all of the special powers and stage items!!!!

I hope this new Wii one moves in a direction more towards being a respectable fighting game.

Ill have it Monday night or whenever.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 05:00:37 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2008, 04:43:59 PM
Thank you, Prole, for killing all my desire to get SSMB.

I finally see the light!

Prole :bow :bow

He did the same for me.
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:02:58 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 30, 2008, 04:59:13 PM
my problem with smash bros in general is that its way too spazzy and exaggerated to be played like a deep strategy fighter.
It's not a deep strategy fighter.
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Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:06:18 PM: it's not deep, strategy, or a fighter either
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Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:07:27 PM: You fight. It's a fighter.
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Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:08:07 PM: you fight in final fight, it's an action game
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Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM: But you can't fight human opponents in Final Fight. That's the main part of SSB and that's why it's a fighter. What else you got? >:(
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Oblivion on January 30, 2008, 05:12:38 PM: Quote from: demi on January 30, 2008, 04:51:28 PM
and if you absolutely must buy this game, buy it used so it doesnt count on NPD

Sorry, homey. Need a sequel after this.
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:13:28 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
But you can't fight human opponents in Final Fight.

Streets of Rage 2
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Post by: Robo on January 30, 2008, 05:14:11 PM: if sporsk grew his hair out and hit the gym, he would look just like john romero!
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Post by: Oblivion on January 30, 2008, 05:15:39 PM: Oh, and re: picture.

Yeah, that does kinda turn one off to the game. :/
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Post by: Trent Dole on January 30, 2008, 05:27:53 PM: :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1
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Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 05:29:32 PM: this game often feels like a mario party mini game stretched out into its own title ;)

Wasnt "Smash Bro's" a minigame in Mario PArty 64?

I want to play as Solid Snake ;)

Whats funny is that I have an Onimusha themed game called Blade Warriors that plays very similarly except its a bit more serious and tight in the control department. I even think Onimusha Blade Warriors plays better...

No mascot fan service spazz fighter fans salivating over blade warriors like they do smash bros.
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:35:03 PM: Quote from: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
But you can't fight human opponents in Final Fight.

Streets of Rage 2
Don't ignore the rest of my post!
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:45:08 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
But you can't fight human opponents in Final Fight.

Streets of Rage 2

Quote from: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
That's the main part of SSB and that's why it's a fighter.

That's it? Streets of Rage 2

Quote from: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
What else you got? >:(

Good question - what else do you got? Streets of Rage 2
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: drew on January 30, 2008, 06:35:36 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 30, 2008, 04:25:34 PM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/29ar8ro.jpg)

:lol

smh
Title: Re: the OFFICIAL ban all smash bros talk thread
Post by: Shuri on January 30, 2008, 06:37:32 PM: why are people so excited about this game. I don't think I was even that bad when I was 13 during my crazy mortal kombat days.
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Post by: Valcrist on January 30, 2008, 07:20:37 PM: Look at his pants wrinkling all inwards towards the crotch. There's a black hole where his dick should be.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 30, 2008, 08:09:55 PM: wtf :lol
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Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2008, 08:19:57 PM: Willco, how many preorders have you gotten for this game?

Quote from: Valcrist on January 30, 2008, 07:20:37 PM
Look at his pants wrinkling all inwards towards the crotch. There's a black hole where his dick should be.
:rofl
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Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 08:56:47 PM: So much sp0rsk hate on this board. I wonder how his friends dcharlie and Groo feel about that. :(
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Post by: hyp on January 30, 2008, 09:04:55 PM: hate? it's a celebration!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
of his faggotry
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 30, 2008, 11:16:02 PM: Store-wise, I think I'm sitting on a 140 pre-orders for the game. Company-wise, I think they're just shy of 700,000. I even have a bunch of pre-orders for the strategy guide.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 12:32:42 AM: I don't think it's hate. I'm sure folks really hate him, but I know folks like Prole are just jesting in good fun. Once they log off the Internet, they don't carry a grudge with them.

Some folks on the other hand...
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2008, 12:36:46 AM: Yeah really. Who truly hates people on the internet?
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Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 12:38:12 AM: <-
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Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 01:01:31 AM: Quote from: Willco on January 30, 2008, 11:16:02 PM
Store-wise, I think I'm sitting on a 140 pre-orders for the game. Company-wise, I think they're just shy of 700,000. I even have a bunch of pre-orders for the ~~strategy guide~~ manual.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 02:03:44 AM: Quote from: dcharlie on January 31, 2008, 12:18:19 AM
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So much sp0rsk hate on this board. I wonder how his friends dcharlie and Groo feel about that.

Everyone is an adult and are free to like or not like whoever they want, that's not going to change my relationship/friendship with anyone else and neither am i going to be offended if some of you don't get on with people i like. *shrug*

I can tell you're hurting on the inside. :(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2008, 07:27:16 AM: Ichi - it's more complicated than that.

It's like Lois Lane being all hot and bothered for Superman's wang, but peeing from a great height on Clark Kent. I like sporsk just fine IRL (although he's about 12 yrs younger than me so the urge to get out the pimp hand does rise occasionally, like it does with all young whippersnappers. Also, i'm not actually hot for his wang), but as a GAF mod? Hmmm. Maybe not.
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Post by: tiesto on January 31, 2008, 08:46:38 AM: sp0rsk is far from my least favorite mod on there... don't quite understand why he gets the level of hate he does.
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Post by: hyp on January 31, 2008, 02:03:00 PM: holy shit, someone spotted sporsks at the smash bros. line.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k248/hypoetical/funny/smashbrutha.jpg)