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Title: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:12:28 AM: ... While this is not the first dream I've had about TVC, (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3245.0) it's certainly the weirdest!

We were sitting in a dimly lit room, kittens frolicking by a night lite, sipping mugs of premium orange juice and watching several Cronenberg films - basking in the warm glow of his high definition Blu-Ray player. We burnt the midnight oil discussing the intricacies of Cronenberg's filmography, while playing Peggle and drinking Game Fuel to keep us awake. TVC had an urge for a midnight snack and ordered Taco Bell... delivery. He had some kind of crunchy gordita contraption and I had a beef and potato burrito. Then he asked if I wanted a back massage, and I was pretty tired, so I said yes. About a few minutes in, I realized this was totally weird and told him I was going to go home. At the door, he gave me what I can only guess was a gentlemen's kiss - the kind foriegn people give each other. Then I woke up.

It was weird.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 31, 2008, 03:14:49 AM: :rapetime
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:15:51 AM: :o
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 31, 2008, 03:16:51 AM: I wish Taco Bell still sold beef and potato burritos
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:18:00 AM: They do, I bought one like two weeks ago with CrystalGemini. They're like a $1.50!
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 03:18:57 AM: Your URL doesnt work? Or is that a joke
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 03:21:46 AM: I would not eat a gordita. I am a vegetarian. And I would probably drug you before I tried that lame back massage move. Ask patel.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:26:09 AM: You drugged and raped Patel? Awesome!

When did you become a vegan? Eww.

Also, I updated the URL or you can click right here. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3245.0)
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 03:30:21 AM: Quote from: Willco on January 31, 2008, 03:26:09 AM
When did you become a vegan? Eww.

Well, technically. I mean, I'm not consuming any animal products right now. I'll probably be a vegan until like 8am, when I have my traditional double cheeseburger and martini breakfast. After that, I will again be a devout vegan until lunch.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:30:59 AM: That's so hot.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 03:31:32 AM: Quote from: Willco on January 31, 2008, 03:30:59 AM
That's so hot.

I know. I'm like all about trying out different things so I can understand the perspectives of all people.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2008, 03:33:08 AM: TVC, fhuta.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2008, 03:33:32 AM: I'm not gay, sorry.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 03:46:16 AM: i'm not gay but i love getting my cock sucked

is that how it works? willco is a cigarillo confirmed
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2008, 03:49:03 AM: Demi's right.

Sex is sex.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 03:50:09 AM: Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 03:46:16 AM
i'm not gay but i love getting my cock sucked

is that how it works? willco is a cigarillo confirmed

It would only be gay if he was the one doing the cock sucking.
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:10:06 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2008, 03:50:09 AM
Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 03:46:16 AM
i'm not gay but i love getting my cock sucked

is that how it works? willco is a cigarillo confirmed

It would only be gay if he was the one doing the cock sucking.

Oh for real? That puts me at ease then. Can't wait to go back to Chicago!
Title: Re: I'm not gay, BUT I had an oddly, somewhat homoerotic dream involving TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 04:51:25 AM: Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:10:06 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2008, 03:50:09 AM
Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 03:46:16 AM
i'm not gay but i love getting my cock sucked

is that how it works? willco is a cigarillo confirmed

It would only be gay if he was the one doing the cock sucking.

Oh for real? That puts me at ease then. Can't wait to go back to Chicago!

You're also not gay as long as you are pitchin'. Only catching is homo.