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Title: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2008, 03:00:08 AM

Maybe I should chase it with some beer?

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 01, 2008, 03:03:35 AM

and then the raping

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: drew on February 01, 2008, 03:05:35 AM

More like raping of the stomach lining.  Seriously.

You probably have no idea of what you just did to yourself.   :o

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2008, 03:05:52 AM

At least my headache is starting to go away.  I think rape is a small sacrifice for a peaceful cranium.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2008, 03:06:41 AM

Quote from: Drewsy on February 01, 2008, 03:05:35 AM

More like raping of the stomach lining.  Seriously.

You probably have no idea of what you just did to yourself.   :o

What?  I take 800mg tablets ALL THE TIME.  But my neck pain combined with a crippling headache wasn't feeling much better with one, so I opted to take a second tablet!

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: drew on February 01, 2008, 03:10:03 AM

holy shit!

Just so you know, Advil can permanently fuck up your stomach.  My aunt is living proof.   :(

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2008, 03:11:28 AM

I've used 800mg ibuprofen doses ever since I was discharged from the E.R. after permanently messing up my back lifting furniture at Target like three to four years ago.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 03:31:55 AM

Oops, I used to megadose ibuprofen, too.   I had a prescription for 800mg tablets, actually.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2008, 04:25:06 AM

Maybe you should stick with less of stronger stuff?  For the sake of your stomach.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 04:28:46 AM

Willco, don't listen to these pussies.  They aren't American like me and you.  You are a strong man, and I know you could deal with puking as much as I puke.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: FatalT on February 01, 2008, 05:07:23 AM

I just drank a 4 oz. bottle of robitussin about 5 hours ago. Bitches.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:15:17 AM

Quote from: FatalT on February 01, 2008, 05:07:23 AM

I just drank a 4 oz. bottle of robitussin about 5 hours ago. Bitches.

Psh, 8oz or bust.  I bet you took a pussy kind anyway.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: FatalT on February 01, 2008, 05:28:55 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2008, 05:15:17 AM

Psh, 8oz or bust.  I bet you took a pussy kind anyway.

Next time I'll go for 8 oz. I haven't done it in a while and I don't have work or class tomorrow so I figured I might as well spend the night in a daze. No I didn't take the pussy kind. I'm well-versed in the ways of the tussin. I absolutely despise the beginning itchiness phase though, ugh. I hate it.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:34:40 AM

By the time I quit, I was pre-gaming an hour beforehand with a bottle of the gelcaps, and then 8 ounces of fluid, giving me roughly the equivalent of 16 ounces of AWESOME.  I never had the itchiness problem.

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 08:29:36 AM

ibuprofen won't fill the hole in your heart wilco 

Title: Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
Post by: abrader on February 01, 2008, 08:53:42 AM

MAN UP ;)