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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 04:07:54 AM

Title: Help my friend
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 04:07:54 AM

Friend: so
Friend: when i talk to this chick
Friend: i always get a hard on
Friend: how do i stop that

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 04:08:56 AM

bromide

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Ichirou on February 01, 2008, 04:16:12 AM

Tell him to tape his penis to his stomach.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 04:18:56 AM

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Himu on February 01, 2008, 04:22:33 AM

let me fuck him he'll never get a hard on looking at a girl ever again

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Ichirou on February 01, 2008, 04:24:04 AM

He'll never be able to sit down without emptying his bowels again either.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 04:27:38 AM

Well this got out of hand quickly.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2008, 04:29:37 AM

How old is your friend?  I thought everybody got rid of involuntary erections by middle school?

You could tell him to try TVC's advice.  And then he can cut back on it until he can control himself.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: drew on February 01, 2008, 04:48:46 AM

Tell him to stop thinking about her when he's JO'ing.  It's sending bad wank vibes into the air.

(I can guarantee you he's doing this)

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 01, 2008, 04:53:02 AM

Is this one of those "friend" questions that turns out to be you?    ::)



It's alright, buddy.  You don't have to hide.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 04:54:58 AM

This is EB. I wouldn't be embarrassed to say if it were me.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 08:24:57 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2008, 04:18:56 AM

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

what i love is the tracking shot of people vomiting before caligula fist fucks some poor young bloke

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2008, 08:31:59 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 04:07:54 AM

Friend: so
Friend: when i talk to this chick
Friend: i always get a hard on
Friend: how do i stop that

'don't talk to her'

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2008, 09:17:22 AM

Wear bigger shirts and also realize no matter what you do, she'll never like you enough for dating/sex/anything

I always get huge boners 10 minutes before the end of class. I always cherish the challenge of deflating before class is over and I have to stand up. Tables were made for men to get boners under

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 01:26:12 PM

Quote from: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 08:24:57 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2008, 04:18:56 AM

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

what i love is the tracking shot of people vomiting before caligula fist fucks some poor young bloke

Yes, I believe they are vomiting and eating (or maybe even fucking) at the same time.  And at least one of the dudes am fat.

Title: Re: Help my friend
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2008, 02:40:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2008, 09:17:22 AM

Wear bigger shirts and also realize no matter what you do, she'll never like you enough for dating/sex/anything

I always get huge boners 10 minutes before the end of class. I always cherish the challenge of deflating before class is over and I have to stand up. Tables were made for men to get boners under

holla