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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ParticleReality on February 01, 2008, 10:30:41 AM

Title: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: ParticleReality on February 01, 2008, 10:30:41 AM
Well, it's more like what is happening in MY hood.

Case 1:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=0284137AF03AD377DDFC1E8646282EF4?contentId=5647713&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1 (http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=0284137AF03AD377DDFC1E8646282EF4?contentId=5647713&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1)

Not only did 5 people beat this guy up they also took his pants off and probably raped him.

Case 2:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5641256&version=8&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1 (http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5641256&version=8&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1)

Somebody set the fucking PetsMart on fire.

Case 3:

Somebody is breaking into houses and sheds around here. They're stealing lawn mowers and gasoline.



The fuck guys? I think its about time a vigilante. A vigilante  that strike fear into criminals with a hammer and an Easton Extra Edge baseball bat.
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: abrader on February 01, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
The ever growing rift between the new upper class and the new lower class will cause an increasing n umber of riots all the way up until 2080 or so.....

No surprises here.

I recommend moving into a secure facility and getting appropriate small caliber weapons training.

Do you have a concealed handgun license?

Learning long range rifles is a plus too depending on what type of terrain.

You can nestle yourself up in a mountain glacier somewhere with a .50 cal rifle and pretty much stop any vehicles, helicopters or anything trying to move on ya.

Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 10:58:41 AM
all good in my hood

http://www.ci.alexandria.va.us/police/pd_crimestatshome.html
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 11:27:05 AM
lol

they don't call it murdaland to be cute
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 01, 2008, 11:39:25 AM
Crime is out of control in my neighborhood too! Just listen to some of the highlights from the local police log:

1:03 pm tanker truck may be dumping something in bayou
1:07 pm dogs dragging trash
3:12 pm dogs shot
6:25 pm five black horses in the road
6:47 pm sewer running all over yard
7:07 pm boyfriend punched her in nose
9:30 pm German Shepherd at Stop and Shop
10:04 pm German Shepherd trying to get into Stop and Shop (damn police, can't they do something about this German Shepherd!)
10:14 pm uncle choked him then threw him around the house
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2008, 12:33:05 PM
MD huh?  Wear grenades dude. :gun  Go watch Rambo and take notes.

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Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 12:36:04 PM
that reads like a horror novel in its escalation

first the chemical waste goes into the bayou

then the dogs get into it, two hours later they have to be shot

then you get the horses (an ominous sign if i ever heard one)

sewage hits yard so it's getting to people now, causing them to go crazy (hitting girlfriend)

then the german shepherd tries to attack people who hole up in a stop and shop

then the uncle going mad and trying to kill our heroes.

it's all very cinematic
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: T234 on February 01, 2008, 12:36:48 PM
Oxon Hill sounds like fuckin Reno 911 on the eastern seaboard :lol :lol
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2008, 12:49:43 PM
Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Robo on February 01, 2008, 12:52:16 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2008, 12:49:43 PM
Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!

 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: abrader on February 01, 2008, 12:59:06 PM
Quote from: Eric P on February 01, 2008, 12:36:04 PM
that reads like a horror novel in its escalation

first the chemical waste goes into the bayou

then the dogs get into it, two hours later they have to be shot

then you get the horses (an ominous sign if i ever heard one)

sewage hits yard so it's getting to people now, causing them to go crazy (hitting girlfriend)

then the german shepherd tries to attack people who hole up in a stop and shop

then the uncle going mad and trying to kill our heroes.

it's all very cinematic


Its like Return of the Living Dead 2.

Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 01, 2008, 01:21:51 PM
Quote from: abrader on February 01, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
The ever growing rift between the new upper class and the new lower class will cause an increasing n umber of riots all the way up until 2080 or so.....

in 2080 I will surely be dead
Title: Re: What is happening to our hood?
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 01, 2008, 01:24:23 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2008, 12:49:43 PM
Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!
You always say ghetto places are nice.   >:(