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Title: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:19:49 PM
For a long time I have sought a god to follow, but now, after reigniting my love affair with pomegranates, I know that my god could only come from persia.

I would also like to say that my criteria for selecting Islam is more logical than Himuro's.  At least my reason for selecting the religion isn't completely arbitrary.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2008, 05:20:23 PM
 :lol :lol It's also not a cry for attention.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Himu on February 01, 2008, 05:22:22 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:23:32 PM
Also, like 95%+ of all religious people, I plan on not reading the holy books.  Instead I am just going to work from the assumption that everything I have ever heard about Islam while living in the US is true.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2008, 05:24:13 PM
As-salamu Alaika wa Rahmatu-l-lahi!
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:30:29 PM
Also, like 95%+ of all religious people, I plan on not reading the holy books.  Instead I am just going to work from the assumption that everything I have ever heard about Islam while living in the US is true.
You're going to need at least one Muslim (or at least someone with a Muslim sounding name) aquaintance to reference as an expert on the subject when you argue with people.

Well, Himumu needs to hurry up and change his name to something islamtastic, then.  It serves a dual purpose:  1) It will sound authentic and 2) People won't know that it's really just himu.

Also look at this:

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55:67 Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny ?   
55:68 Wherein is fruit, the date-palm and pomegranate. 

I am pretty sure they are saying that pomegranates are the flavour of the lord.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2008, 05:32:18 PM
Also, like 95%+ of all religious people, I plan on not reading the holy books.  Instead I am just going to work from the assumption that everything I have ever heard about Islam while living in the US is true.

So now it's ok for me to invade you and subjucate you?  Wait...

 :-*
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2008, 05:33:42 PM
I've got your first target as a new radical muslim suicide bomber.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=17192.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=17192.0)
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2008, 05:34:24 PM
Wow, this allah lad sure has an obsession with fire.  It's basically like getting to worship Beavis.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: elektrikluv on February 01, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
Also, like 95%+ of all religious people, I plan on not reading the holy books.  Instead I am just going to work from the assumption that everything I have ever heard about Islam while living in the US is true.
You're going to need at least one Muslim (or at least someone with a Muslim sounding name) aquaintance to reference as an expert on the subject when you argue with people.

That could be me! My family is muslim and I have an arabic name, that confirms my expertise in the area.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: MCD on February 01, 2008, 06:59:07 PM
Sheik TVC bin Salah Aldin bin Al-Ali.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Powerslave on February 01, 2008, 07:00:23 PM
McDragon are you a muslim ?
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 01, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
Muslim women shave their pubes.

:drool

Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: MCD on February 01, 2008, 07:01:27 PM
McDragon are you a muslim ?
maybe.
Title: Re: I have decided to become a muslim
Post by: Powerslave on February 01, 2008, 07:22:24 PM
w/e