THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rman on February 01, 2008, 06:24:02 PM
-
Microsoft's bid for Yahoo got me thinking.
If you could inherit 2.2 billion dollars--Yahoo Inc. co-founder Jerry Yang's net worth--would you rather take it at 23 or 40? What got me thinking about this was reading how Jerry cashed out at young age, when the IPO was announced. Unlike the Google guys or Amazon's Jeff Bezos he's playing golf basically these day.
I would rather cash out at 40. Why? Greater perspective. I'll be more in tune with my values as well. And I feel I would be more willing to devote my resources causes that are important to me.
What would you choose?
-
Are you kidding me?
-
I'm serious.
-
What about if you enjoy your work.
-
27.
I've been in the workforce for 5 years.
-
23 by far. At 40 you're like 10 years from not being able to have good sex
-
2.2 billion fucking dollars isn't going to stop me from enjoying my work
Genghis said it better.
I mean, what the fuck???
-
I actually just had this conversation with me co-workers as well. Most said 40, for similar reasons I listed above.
-
Christ, I can't believe how ridiculous this is. 2.2 billion dollars! WTF
-
Money doesn't solve every problem, champ.
-
I'm not just talking about work, but life as whole. Relationships, contentment, inner peace.
-
THIS IS ME SMH
-
If 23 is your choice is your choice.
For me it's not as clear cut.
-
I'll probably give 90 percent away.
-
And you'd still be left with $250 million dollars. Jesus.
-
You can drown a lot of hookers in 250 million dollars.
:lol :lol :lol
-
I could hire a ton of skeezers to taunt CajoleJuice to the point of suicide
Epic WIN would be had
-
23 - without a doubt
I'd buy some epic cocaine and a yacht. (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/hyper.gif)
-
um, 23.
For starters, that $2.2 billion could be $3.0 by the time you hit 40, if it's invested wisely and aggressively.
Secondly, $2.2 billion is so much money that money is no longer really an issue. You could finance a movie, set up a game studio, travel the world. Live off the interest and work or don't, depending on how you feel.
also, you could be dead by 40. ALSO, you could have 17 years of being rich. also if you get it at 23 you could apply it to your childrens' schooling, etc.
40? fuck 40.
-
i HATE my job
i HATE working
i HATE making money for other people based on my skill set
i would cash the fuck out
-
Ill nevr make a billion....
haha ill never top 100 million
but im not complaining.
Some of these guys are sooo greedy...hhe i know guys who have done like 10-15 almost killed themselves and go back for more because they think you gotta make a bil to me notable.
WHO THE FUKK CARES!
-
I'd cash out at 23 for sure, because you never know when it's all going to come crumbling down. Look at Mark Cuban, who got rich on world.com (if you're think 'wtf is world.com', my point is clear), cashed out, and has a diversified business empire including cable tv and a basketball team. Not many people strike it big twice, or more.
The other key point is that being 23 and having $2.2 billion in the bank in no way prevents you from working, or doing anything else that you might happen to find fulfilling. It doesn't even necessarily prevent him from working for Yahoo. You can divest your stock holdings fully and still stick around and play with the big boys if you want. And of course, you have massive, massive freedom to set up any other kind of business you want. Look at the crazy number of ventures Paul Allen has been involved in, for example. Most of them were abject failures but his net worth kept rising with each MS stock-split anyway so who cares if you fuck up. He's having fun, he's employing people, stimulating the economy...
-
I worked 14 fucking hours yesterday CASH ME THE FUCK OUT
:lol
My thoughts exactly. I imagine I'd still work around 25-35 hours/week, but at least I'd be doing what I wanted to do.
-
2.2 billion? Like, 23 DUH! COME ON!
-
I'd take it at 23 and put a lot of it away for when I'm 40.
-
23. Most of my personal interests are in art fagsy areas, and I feel that basically dedicating a (minimum) 40 hours of work a week is wasting my own personal potential. With 2 billion dollars, I could move all over the world and have a cool Hemmingwayish array of interesting, unique experiences. If I work until I'm 40 I have no good stories and some saggy balls.
-
Well, you'd have to shit directly on them, since you can't exactly use them as toilet paper.
-
Wouldn't it be much more personally fulfilling to have them wipe your ass with their tongues, and then dry your ass with the pages or the Koran?
-
Wouldn't it be much more personally fulfilling to have them wipe your ass with their tongues, and then dry your ass with the pages or the Koran?
Hmm...Very true, I'll take that as a good recommendation. Hey TVC, have you fucked middle eastern guys? Are they hot?
Nope, and in the handful of times I've been in gay bars, they are particularly not represented much.
-
I'm sorry, Synbios. Asian porn just doesn't do it for me. They vaguely remind me of the things from The Shadow Over Innsmouth.