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Title: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 03, 2008, 12:08:51 AM
I need some advice :punch  :(
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2008, 12:09:25 AM
:(
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: T234 on February 03, 2008, 12:09:48 AM
Scotch.
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2008, 12:11:22 AM
poppers
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Raban on February 03, 2008, 12:13:01 AM
Surprise buttsex?
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2008, 12:14:18 AM
Rebound sex. It makes you feel better for a while.  8) But for some, the sadness comes back.  :-\

Go hang out with some friends, that's what always helped me the best in the past.
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2008, 12:18:00 AM
Distantmantra, want to star in a short film version of Story of the Eye?
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 03, 2008, 12:18:13 AM
You don't ... after about 3 years of miserable pain, it transforms into a lingering blanket of regret that covers you for the rest of your life.

Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 12:23:41 AM
just trace a new one

I COULD NOT RESIST
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 03, 2008, 12:28:49 AM
just trace a new one

I COULD NOT RESIST

You're horrible horrible man.
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2008, 12:32:40 AM
just trace a new one

I COULD NOT RESIST

:lol
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Vizzys on February 03, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
youll get over it, worst thing to do is dwell on it

Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2008, 12:37:46 AM
Don't get over it.  Instead spend a year in torment and hope she calls. 
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 03, 2008, 02:32:22 AM
You don't ... after about 3 years of miserable pain, it transforms into a lingering blanket of regret that covers you for the rest of your life.



^

but liquor and rebound sex with that downstairs neighbor are acceptable short-term placebos
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Candyflip on February 03, 2008, 02:40:32 AM
Junpei I'll throw you a quicky. Just no balls touching, mkay?
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: drew on February 03, 2008, 02:48:01 AM
poppers

Yep, and they're about 100x better than any kind of alcohol out there.   :)
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 03, 2008, 05:08:56 AM
Go to art school and work your ass off.   :'(
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: xnikki118x on February 03, 2008, 05:22:08 AM
Cry and yell and scream a lot. It worked for me?
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2008, 06:17:17 AM
No idea, but screwing her best friend is a GREAT way to kick off your campaign of reckless promiscuity.
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2008, 06:18:37 AM
Junpei is gay, so vag is out of the question
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Post by: abrader on February 03, 2008, 06:25:04 AM

Just man up


MAN UP!

Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: elektrikluv on February 03, 2008, 06:28:40 AM
Cry loads and try to keep yourself busy!
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2008, 06:35:03 AM
Also masturbate frequently
Title: Re: Does anyone know how to mend a broken heart?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 03, 2008, 09:19:03 PM
how can you stop the rain from falling down?