THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 06:47:35 PM

Title: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 06:47:35 PM
It's like crappy American Chinese food, but it tastes delicious.  Today she asked him where his "big fren'" was (that's me!).  They were so nice to me.  They'd always give me free stuff when I ordered, but never to my mom (she'd beg me to order the food :lol).  They'd give her NOTHING but scowls.

Asia Cafe, how I miss thee.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Bacon on October 27, 2006, 06:49:40 PM
I don't really like Chinese food.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 06:52:07 PM
Eh, I love American Chinese Food. 

Chicken Fried Rice
Sweet and Sour Chicken
Beef Lo Mein Noodles

klasdjfaskl;fl;  HEAVEN.  I'm probably never going to China, so this will do.  I'll never know the difference.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 06:53:15 PM
CrystalGemini mocks my love of wonton soup, where the wontons are are triangle shaped and filled with like tough shredded, meat.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 27, 2006, 07:00:16 PM
American Chinese rocks, there's this place walking distance from me that makes me forget ive cut my carbs to 90g a day :(

Of course since my body isnt used to it anymore I shit violently afterwards but man is it bliss up till that point.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 27, 2006, 07:05:11 PM
HOW DARE YOU SPREAD LIES ABOUT ME YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH



















As usual, she gave me free soup and sodas lewl
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 07:08:56 PM
She gave me free wonton soup, always.  :-*
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 07:10:06 PM
She gave me free wonton soup, always.  :-*
Did you get any for me?

Egg Drop Soup is better by the way.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 07:12:05 PM
Egg Drop Soup has the consistency of snot.
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 07:12:47 PM
Egg Drop Soup has the consistency of snot.
Always warm and salty?
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2006, 07:13:08 PM
:-X
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 27, 2006, 07:13:53 PM
That's not sn-oh... Oh dear God..
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 07:16:12 PM
:-X
:shh
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses m
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 28, 2006, 02:40:01 AM
/me rolls eyes
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 28, 2006, 03:23:04 AM
Man now I wanna get chinese tomorrow. god damnit
Title: Re: Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...
Post by: Bacon on October 28, 2006, 03:37:32 AM
i'd rather eat a chinese stinkhole than chineese food.