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Title: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 12:40:40 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/15g5m6c.jpg)

PICTURE OF SKULL :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: FatalT on February 05, 2008, 12:41:29 AM
Is that where the aliens come in?
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 12:42:20 AM
Alien skull from Close Encounters of the Third Kind....whoaaaaaa.  Close Encounters takes place in the Indy universe!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 12:42:25 AM
We knew they were alien skulls from the very beginning.  More doom and gloomery from the haters.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: huckleberry on February 05, 2008, 12:42:54 AM
I prefer to remember Indy in his prime...not this shyte.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 12:43:39 AM
We knew they were alien skulls from the very beginning.  More doom and gloomery from the haters.

Not really.  We knew there'd be aliens, but the rumor mill speculated that the skulls were similar to those crystal ones that people debate whether or not are forgeries.  Those ones look like regular skulls.

I was willing to deal with like a subtle alien subplot, but this is blatant and lame.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 05, 2008, 12:44:11 AM
i'll watch it, but if indy says i'm too old for this shit i will yell at the screen
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
The real twist is that the skull belongs to this man:

(http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Tyrell/BR_Tyrell_Indulge_Me.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 05, 2008, 12:45:31 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
We knew they were alien skulls from the very beginning.  More doom and gloomery from the haters.

I was willing to deal with like a subtle alien subplot, but this is blatant and lame.

Yet you were willing to be cool with EBAY playing a plot point in the Transformers movie?
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 05, 2008, 12:48:23 AM
it's the world's largest flea market, duh
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 12:48:33 AM
It's an adaptation of a dumb toy commercial to begin with.  I could care less what the plot is.

This is a sequel to the Indiana Jones series.  There are established rules within this series.  This is just hokey and lame.  And confirms my fears that after years of protesting the lame Lucas-inspired plot, Ford and Spielberg rolled over so they could churn out one more Indy film before they're old and dead.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 12:50:48 AM
George Lucas should stick to running his companies and leave filmmaking for the creative types.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 12:51:14 AM
Honestly, we don't even know if there are aliens.  I am sure it will be ambiguous.  It could all be a ruse.n  You are too quick to write this off: this is the last chance we get.  As long as we get something as good as Last Crusade I will be happy.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 05, 2008, 12:53:08 AM
i hope they tone down the slapstick dumbness that was in crusade
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2008, 12:53:16 AM
Honestly, we don't even know if there are aliens.  I am sure it will be ambiguous.  It could all be a ruse.n  You are too quick to write this off: this is the last chance we get.  As long as we get something as good as Last Crusade I will be happy.

(http://scribble.com/uwi/br/uncertainty/Image25.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: FatalT on February 05, 2008, 12:54:24 AM
Gross.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 12:56:31 AM
I'm too quick to write this off and you're too quick to defend this.  With almost every image leaked, this looks worse and worse.  This skull picture is fucking insulting.  If the aliens are indeed ambiguous, I'll eat my words, but this does not look like the case.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 12:58:01 AM
The conclusion will be like Raiders of the Lost Ark except Indy will look up and see the source of the light that melts the commies is a spaceship lazer.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 05, 2008, 12:59:49 AM
i am a huge raiders fan, and have seen every movie during the original theatrical runs, but everything sort of gives off that made-for-tv "reunion movie" vibe

i hope it's good
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 01:00:31 AM
I am pretty sure that you'll find out that the skulls were left by Megatron and Shia travels into the future to warn his future self via eBay PMs.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2008, 01:00:47 AM
I want to believe (that Indy won't suck).
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 01:01:15 AM
that is gonna look wykd on a black t-shirt from Hot Topic
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 01:01:25 AM
I'm too quick to write this off and you're too quick to defend this.  With almost every image leaked, this looks worse and worse.  This skull picture is fucking insulting.  If the aliens are indeed ambiguous, I'll eat my words, but this does not look like the case.

All the shots released have looked fine, aside from possibly this one. 
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2008, 01:01:32 AM
Rambo was able to prove it wouldnt suck right away rite
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 01:02:04 AM
George Lucas should stick to running his companies and leave filmmaking for the creative types.

wife sez: SICK BURN
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2008, 01:41:24 AM
Ah, it's at times like these where I almost miss Cheebs' bizarre ability to defend blatantly shitty stuff... oh wait, no I don't.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 05, 2008, 01:56:56 AM
Did Cheebs leave?
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 02:05:00 AM
This movie's gonna suck soooo hard.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 02:07:38 AM
Ah, it's at times like these where I almost miss Cheebs' bizarre ability to defend blatantly shitty stuff... oh wait, no I don't.
This movie's gonna suck soooo hard.

I don't see what there is to hate on just yet.  I will gladly admit if the movie turns out shit, but I've seen nothing hateworthy so far.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 02:08:37 AM
Shia The Beef.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2008, 02:09:48 AM
Did Cheebs leave?

Synbios got back in using a proxy, causing the admission protocol to be changed.  Cheebs has admitted to showing flipper how to use proxies in the past.  DO THE MATH.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 02:10:10 AM
yeah, as an indy fan, i will give this a chance. i should probably go on news blackout for awhile.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 02:10:17 AM
Shia The Beef.

I don't think he's an instant kiss of death.  I don't think his presence indicates either a positive or negative.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 02:13:44 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Sceneman on February 05, 2008, 02:14:39 AM
WTF @ op
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Oblivion on February 05, 2008, 02:41:09 AM
Funny, I wasn't wtf on the alien skull, but rather about how it looks. I mean, is that bubble wrap in there?
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 02:41:43 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

We get Harrison Ford in this one.  Worry about the Shia flicks when they are happening.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2008, 02:43:14 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

Mutt Ravenwood's arch-nemesis in his trilogy with be Panama dictator Manuel Noriega!
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:17:29 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

We get Harrison Ford in this one.  Worry about the Shia flicks when they are happening.

Except this is going to be Indiana Jones and...introducing MUTT RAVENWOOD.  This character was added into the script just for the possibilities of future spin-offs.  Frank Darabont wrote a version of the very same story that is now being filmed.  The big difference? No Mutt Ravenwood.  The character is being shoehorned in for Shia The Beef to star in the spin-off.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:41:48 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

We get Harrison Ford in this one.  Worry about the Shia flicks when they are happening.

Except this is going to be Indiana Jones and...introducing MUTT RAVENWOOD.  This character was added into the script just for the possibilities of future spin-offs.  Frank Darabont wrote a version of the very same story that is now being filmed.  The big difference? No Mutt Ravenwood.  The character is being shoehorned in for Shia The Beef to star in the spin-off.

I still see no immediate reason to write this movie off before there's ample evidence to do so.  This is a franchise, of course there's going to be milking, but I see nothing to indicate that we should worry about this entry.  Spielberg may not be the Spielberg of years past, but I doubt he'll let Lucas cornhole this movie.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: drozmight on February 05, 2008, 04:14:11 AM
Everyone here is still going to end up watching it regardless of the plot.

Spielberg does aliens well so I'm optimistic it'll be good.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 05:07:38 AM
Spielberg does aliens well so I'm optimistic it'll be good.

It's true, I really liked the aliens at the end of A.I.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: drozmight on February 05, 2008, 06:19:51 AM
Those weren't aliens.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: abrader on February 05, 2008, 06:34:39 AM
I dont have an opinion on the skull - and the movie could very well try to be dipped in raging comedy (Temple of doom dinner scene anyone? That was as silly as watching Naked Gun for a movie franchise with such serious established rules)

But I am amazed that you dont think posting that skull is a bit of a spoiler.

I would rather know less and go into this with no web fanboi expectations.



Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: abrader on February 05, 2008, 06:36:28 AM
Fo real indiana jones is as far out as monty pythons holy grail movie.

If you cant spot the flaming homo comedy in all three of the movies out today you need to re-think your foothold on mastery of movie expertise.

Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2008, 08:42:20 AM
i was hoping for a mitchell/hedges type thing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_skull
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2008, 11:17:51 AM
Willco's been drinking his haterade again.
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 05, 2008, 11:31:50 AM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

We get Harrison Ford in this one.  Worry about the Shia flicks when they are happening.

Except this is going to be Indiana Jones and...introducing MUTT RAVENWOOD.  This character was added into the script just for the possibilities of future spin-offs.  Frank Darabont wrote a version of the very same story that is now being filmed.  The big difference? No Mutt Ravenwood.  The character is being shoehorned in for Shia The Beef to star in the spin-off.

Wait...

Shia's character is named MUTT RAVENWOOD!? :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2008, 01:45:49 PM
The fact that he's being groomed to take over for Harrison Ford in future sequels gives me a bad feeling in my gut.  I don't want to see Mutt Ravenwood and The Hunt for the Family Jewels on the silver screen ten years from now.

We get Harrison Ford in this one.  Worry about the Shia flicks when they are happening.

Except this is going to be Indiana Jones and...introducing MUTT RAVENWOOD.  This character was added into the script just for the possibilities of future spin-offs.  Frank Darabont wrote a version of the very same story that is now being filmed.  The big difference? No Mutt Ravenwood.  The character is being shoehorned in for Shia The Beef to star in the spin-off.

Wait...

Shia's character is named MUTT RAVENWOOD!? :rofl :rofl

We named the dog MUTT RAVENWOOD!
Title: Re: LOL THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR INDY AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2008, 01:46:24 PM
^ ok that's a gay name, he should post here.  :-*