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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:12:21 AM

Title: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:12:21 AM
(http://i32.tinypic.com/20tnubo.jpg)

:gloomy
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:13:32 AM
Here is where I always go on first dates

[youtube=425,350]Qb-Kh1oJSGE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2008, 03:14:01 AM
(http://www.doney.net/aroundaz/DA_phoenix_dennys.jpg)
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:14:45 AM
Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on February 05, 2008, 03:14:01 AM
(http://www.doney.net/aroundaz/DA_phoenix_dennys.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]Qb-Kh1oJSGE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:15:32 AM
Oooh, Patel has a date.

Is she asian?
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2008, 03:15:32 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2008, 03:14:45 AM
Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on February 05, 2008, 03:14:01 AM
(http://www.doney.net/aroundaz/DA_phoenix_dennys.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]Qb-Kh1oJSGE[/youtube]

(http://www.doney.net/aroundaz/DA_phoenix_dennys.jpg)
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:16:06 AM
Quote from: Ichi on February 05, 2008, 03:15:32 AM
Oooh, Patel has a date.

Is she asian?

She's Latasian
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 03:17:18 AM
club z (http://www.thezclub.com/)

ask for the minotaur
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:18:53 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here

Latasian > Blasian
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:19:25 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 05, 2008, 03:16:06 AM
Quote from: Ichi on February 05, 2008, 03:15:32 AM
Oooh, Patel has a date.

Is she asian?

She's Latasian

So skinny and flat-chested but with a huge ass? BAM.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 03:19:31 AM
i dunno, blasians not named "rir kim" are pretty hawt
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:20:19 AM
It was twice voted Seattle's #1 gay men's sex club, Patel.  You can't beat that.  You should *see* the swing room.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:21:22 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2008, 03:20:19 AM
It was twice voted Seattle's #1 gay men's sex club, Patel.  You can't beat that.  You should *see* the swing room.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/butterfly_fuck_swing_filled_with
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2008, 03:21:39 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 05, 2008, 03:19:31 AM
i dunno, blasians not named "rir kim" are pretty hawt

:rofl
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:21:47 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 05, 2008, 03:19:31 AM
i dunno, blasians not named "rir kim" are pretty hawt

I like what Himu called her, Lil Kim Jong Il.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 03:21:52 AM
that's sling room, sir. EPIC FAIL AT cigarillo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the minotaur! :shh
[close]
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2008, 03:22:40 AM
(http://www.crabcooker.com/crabcooker.jpg)
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:24:11 AM
Call up the Crab Cooker and check to see if they sell oysters.

Women love shellfish.  It reminds them of their pu...purses.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:24:50 AM
I am sorry, I concede prole, you clearly know much more about gay sex clubs than I do
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:24:59 AM
Quote from: Ichi on February 05, 2008, 03:24:11 AM
Women love shellfish.  It reminds them of their pu...purses.

Open it up, there's a pearl inside!
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 03:26:07 AM
:'(
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2008, 03:28:29 AM
Don't feel so bad. I'm the only person here that's actually been IN one. Although, that was a bar, not a club. But there was a guy dancing in a speedo-type thingy...

oh god
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2008, 03:29:04 AM
did u hit it
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 03:30:15 AM
oh god I looked at the club z floorplan

it features "glory holes" as linking units between adjacent rooms

:-X
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2008, 03:30:22 AM
No, but my friend and I tried to convince two girls we saw in there that we really weren't gay.

I don't think they bought it. Or they were lesbians. Probably the latter.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 05, 2008, 03:32:06 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 05, 2008, 03:30:15 AM
oh god I looked at the club z floorplan

it features "glory holes" as linking units between adjacent rooms

:-X

It's like that dream G told me he had once.... :yuck
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 03:36:57 AM
When I think of G, I immediately imagine a 400 pound man riding a tiny bicycle over mountains in California.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 05, 2008, 04:41:00 AM
Did you try typing in "cafe" instead?

Edit - Better yet, type "bakery".
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: demi on February 05, 2008, 05:02:07 AM
brothel
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 05, 2008, 05:10:40 AM
Quote from: demi on February 05, 2008, 05:02:07 AM
brothel

(http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/idiocracy_starbucks.jpg)
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: TVC15 on February 05, 2008, 05:39:48 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 05, 2008, 05:10:40 AM
Quote from: demi on February 05, 2008, 05:02:07 AM
brothel

(http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/idiocracy_starbucks.jpg)

(http://i25.tinypic.com/e71myx.jpg)
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
^  *note to self, never visit TVC if in Washington*
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: T-Short on February 05, 2008, 11:54:36 AM
voted CRAB COOKER
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 06, 2008, 03:18:28 AM
Update: We are going to Peruvian Kitchen.

(http://www.geocities.com/peruviankitchen/slideshowimages/picture-004.jpg)

http://www.peruviankitchen.com/
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 06, 2008, 03:25:07 AM
hahaha peruvian food
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Fresh Prince on February 06, 2008, 03:35:49 AM
So you upgraded from coffee to food...hmm.
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 06, 2008, 03:37:15 AM
Quote from: Ichi on February 06, 2008, 03:25:07 AM
hahaha peruvian food

what's so funny about peruvian food >:(
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 03:40:06 AM
Now you have an excuse for when you rip a nice one
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 06, 2008, 03:40:54 AM
PERFECT WONDERFUL ABSOLUTELY GREAT SPLENDID O



LIKE THIS IS WONDERFUL ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID NOTHING LIKE THIS

IT HAS THE STRONG NORMALIZATION PROPERTY AND THAT'S NOTHING TO SNIFF AT
Title: Re: Where should I take my date on Wednesday?
Post by: Ichirou on February 06, 2008, 03:42:46 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 06, 2008, 03:37:15 AM
Quote from: Ichi on February 06, 2008, 03:25:07 AM
hahaha peruvian food

what's so funny about peruvian food >:(

Don't they have an argentinian restaurant over there that you can take her to? You know, so you don't come off as a filthy poor.