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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on February 09, 2008, 04:37:53 AM

Title: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: etiolate on February 09, 2008, 04:37:53 AM
I would. It would be a crime with its own punishment built in. I imagine him or her trying to make a withdraw and finding it out theres no balance. Or that he tries to access my assets and finds a bunch of medical bills he now is the owner of paying. Even trying to open a credit account on my identity and getting laughed at.

"So what are my assets then?"
"It says here you are the owner of a signed photograph of Richard Karn, the Star Wars Holiday Special on VHS and a broken accoustic guitar."
"How much is the photo worth?"
"Enough to cover the account access fee."
"Wonderful"
"Oh and also you own noobs. I am not sure what that means, but those are your assets, sir."
"Fuck me."
"Well does anybody like me?"
"Not really sir"
"Do I have good standing credit anywhere?"
"Well it says the owner at Blockbuster thinks you have good taste, but also that you have Return to Oz five months overdue."
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 09, 2008, 08:00:03 AM
"Well it says the owner at Blockbuster thinks you have good taste, but also that you have Return to Oz five months overdue."

You are a terrible, terrible man.
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 09, 2008, 02:09:59 PM
Return to Oz is a weird movie
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2008, 06:16:52 PM
HOW ABOUT I STEAL UR ANIME ETOILET
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: Barry Egan on February 09, 2008, 06:48:40 PM
Wait, don't you have a Senior Member Evilbore account???
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
and a lv70 druid omg
Title: Re: I'd feel sorry for the identity theif who would steal my identity
Post by: etiolate on February 09, 2008, 08:16:12 PM
Wait, don't you have a Senior Member Evilbore account???

OH MY I FORGOT

Must protect seniority >o