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Title: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
The name says it all.

This is the thread where we share stories of how shitty this holiday truly is. Or the opposite. Whatever. The vast majority of us are single. Even in general, not even relating to relationship stuff, this day ends up being truly shitty for me. Fuck, last year I was 100% sober all day and it was 2 degrees outside. In other words, that's shitty enough by itself.

Fuck Valentine's Day. Share with us.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: demi on February 11, 2008, 04:09:58 PM
imma beat my dick on valentine's day
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: T234 on February 11, 2008, 04:10:13 PM
I'm gonna be high as shit due to the dentists nitrous oxide.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 11, 2008, 04:10:57 PM
eh, it's not that bad of a holiday.  i've got a lil' date and hopefully i'll get laid.

then imma play some dead rising
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 11, 2008, 04:46:04 PM
me and the wife refuse to acknowledge it on account of it not being a real holiday
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 08:48:09 PM
It's not.

Capitalism at its worst = Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2008, 09:00:01 PM
 :(

fuck this day!
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Himu on February 11, 2008, 09:22:57 PM
i look forward to it
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 09:31:05 PM
me and the wife refuse to acknowledge it on account of it not being a real holiday

Like Easter :punch


I'm going to a nice little restaurant with a friend.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 09:33:27 PM
me and the wife refuse to acknowledge it on account of it not being a real holiday

Like Easter :punch


I'm going to a nice little restaurant with a friend.

I'm running a radio show to combat depression. The link will be posted soon on this forum in the thread I created for that shit.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 09:37:07 PM
I think this girl in my accounting class wants me to ask her out on Valentines but I already have someone. She looks rather homely but she's one of the nicest people I've met at school  :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
I think this girl in my accounting class wants me to ask her out on Valentines but I already have someone. She looks rather homely but she's one of the nicest people I've met at school  :'(

Sweet, good luck dude.

I'm probably going to date someone soon, I should probably quit my bitching.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 09:58:34 PM
Yea dude you're not bad looking, and there's like two demographics of chicks that really dig guys like you:

-chicks with good taste: they wear black, squared glasses, often brunette, sense of humor, atheist ie on birth control
-fat chicks: they love skinny dudes

Go for the first group son!
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2008, 10:00:27 PM
I will fuck myself on Valentine's Day, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 11, 2008, 10:02:31 PM
NOBODY IS GETTING VALENTINES THIS YEAR!  :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 10:29:54 PM
Yea dude you're not bad looking, and there's like two demographics of chicks that really dig guys like you:

-chicks with good taste: they wear black, squared glasses, often brunette, sense of humor, atheist ie on birth control
-fat chicks: they love skinny dudes

Go for the first group son!

Funny you should mention that.

A girl I knew from high school (I had a huge ass crush on her too) got out of a bad relationship with a friend of mine. She's graduating this year and she wants to casual date and wants me to go to prom with her.

She's brunette with black squared glasses, lmfao. The atheist part is inaccurate though I think she's getting there still.

So, while Valentine's Day WILL suck, all hope is not lost. Well, at least with Airport Girl. I'm pretty sure she's just fucking with me right now. I've told Airport Girl some stuff about this girl because we've been really good friends for awhile. She acted really jealous when I told her that we hung out the other night, saying that she wanted to meet her to set the record straight (for a while I wasn't sure if I was going to date her or not due to us being good friends and the past crush). The remainder of that evening involved me telling Airport Girl I can make my own decisions and then (later on) going off into a corner with brandonh83, drunk as hell, and basically yelling to him that if girls like me they should get off of their asses and do something about it.

Oh well.

Wow, like three years ago, I wouldn't tell anyone on message boards SHIT. Evilbore broke that trend I guess.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Ichirou on February 11, 2008, 10:31:02 PM
I am not looking forward to Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2008, 10:55:05 PM
I'm not too sure what I'm gonna be doing on V-day... I have this cute girl (short Italian brunette, with nice blue eyes) who seems rather into me, we made out after I dropped her off on Sat night for instance, I am thinking of giving her a call but I don't want to be too "forward". Shit I am actually kinda confused and in need of Internet Advice(tm)

If I don't hang out with her I'll go to the gym for a bit, and then play some Eternal Sonata.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2008, 11:37:08 PM
Who needs love when you have friends, right buddies?


 
Die.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2008, 11:53:55 PM
Who needs love when you have friends, right buddies?



I've got neither.   :'(

I'm staying out of this thread from now on.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 12, 2008, 12:10:13 AM
Die.

I tried once but it didn't work. Apparently a sheet is not the greatest thing to hang yourself with(aka I did it wrong). Then again, it wasn't really the sheet that fucked me up, It was the fan. Fucking shotty screws.

I've got neither.   :'(

So is this really how it is? Fuck getting old man, I wanna stay young forever!

What. Did you really try to commit suicide? ???
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: etiolate on February 12, 2008, 12:20:16 AM
I think I will go to the tea bar and let the gay guys hit on me.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2008, 12:23:46 AM
I think I will go to the tea bar and let the gay guys hit on me.
And from then?
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 12, 2008, 12:25:31 AM
I think I will go to the tea bar and let the gay guys hit on me.
And from then?

:hump
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: brawndolicious on February 12, 2008, 12:37:50 AM
bloodwake, reading your name and tag makes it sound like your name is barack for some reason.

and I don't like this holiday either.  except that some restaurants have valentines day specials (usually desserts) and that'll give me a boner.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Ichirou on February 12, 2008, 12:40:33 AM
I get like a dozen chocolates for Valentine's Day every year, but they're all "giri-choco" (chocolates given out of a sense of obligation) so I'm like meh. :(
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: FatalT on February 12, 2008, 12:53:20 AM
Valentine's Gay.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: bagofeyes on February 12, 2008, 12:57:30 AM
I actually work at a culinary school and have classes there on valentine's day, so I'm expecting some awesome chocolates from the sweets students
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: warcock on February 12, 2008, 01:10:27 AM
I will fuck myself on Valentine's Day, thank you very much.

Same, i am still single cuz of my ridiculous standards atm. Such a loser. In anycase i suggest we unite and fuck eachother instead.  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 12, 2008, 01:29:24 AM
What. Did you really try to commit suicide? ???

Maybe, I'd rather not give a definitive anwser.


I sure as hell did. I was 17 and I tried to kill myself. I was one disturbed kid. Three years later and I don't even know who I was then.

I DIDN'T DO IT ON VALENTINE'S DAY THOUGH FUCKERS. DIDN'T LET IT BEAT ME!
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2008, 01:30:52 AM
I will fuck myself on Valentine's Day, thank you very much.

Same, i am still single cuz of my ridiculous standards atm. Such a loser. In anycase i suggest we unite and fuck eachother instead.  :-*

Wow! You are so direct!  :hyper :hump :hump

I'll take a pic of where we should meet.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: xnikki118x on February 12, 2008, 05:27:44 AM
Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday, no joke. Even when I was single, I loved it. I'm the biggest dork ever.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: cloudwalking on February 12, 2008, 05:59:38 AM
Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday, no joke. Even when I was single, I loved it. I'm the biggest dork ever.

yeah, i've never had any beef with valentine's day. it's not my favourite holiday (halloween is) but it's definitely up there.

as with any holiday nowadays, it's been commercialized to hell and back. it doesn't have anything to do with what it originally did anymore.

when i was single, and even now, i never saw it as a holiday strictly to do with romantic love. i always saw it as a fun way to do something a little extra for everyone you love, family, friends, etc.

oh and buy myself a huge-ass bag of cinnamon hearts :drool
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Oblivion on February 12, 2008, 06:10:43 AM
Yeah, Valentine's Day is pretty gay. Too many people getting laid and whatnot.

it's not my favourite holiday (halloween is)

Ooh, really now? My birfday happens to be on Halloween, as a matter of fact. How bout you make a trip down to Los Angeles one of these days.  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: cloudwalking on February 12, 2008, 06:53:31 AM
well they don't celebrate halloween here, so i miss it :'(

i want to go back to L.A. someday!
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2008, 08:37:29 AM
this is the first time i've not been single on valentine's day in years.

i have had the worst timing
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 12, 2008, 02:34:08 PM
Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday, no joke. Even when I was single, I loved it. I'm the biggest dork ever.

yeah, i've never had any beef with valentine's day. it's not my favourite holiday (halloween is) but it's definitely up there.

as with any holiday nowadays, it's been commercialized to hell and back. it doesn't have anything to do with what it originally did anymore.

when i was single, and even now, i never saw it as a holiday strictly to do with romantic love. i always saw it as a fun way to do something a little extra for everyone you love, family, friends, etc.

oh and buy myself a huge-ass bag of cinnamon hearts :drool

Last time I checked, Valentine's was always a non-holiday created to give people that extra opportunity to spend money. The making out in public and making single people feel like shit is an unfortunate side effect.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
filthy singles  :punch :punch :punch



We're a desperate diseased kind.  All of us should be shot so, even if its unlikely, that we don't muddy up the gene pool.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: tiesto on February 13, 2008, 12:00:24 AM
On the phone with the girl today, she mentioned her mom's birthday is on v-day... rockin', looks like I get a free pass this year! I will still get her a small gift for when I see her on Fri though.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2008, 04:42:30 PM
Keepin' the thread alive.

Funny thing... a girl I found slightly attractive who graduated next year works in the same office I do as my superior now.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 06:32:21 PM
James and I have a friend whose birthday is Valentine's Day. He used to get like offended if he had a party that day and people with boyfriends/girlfriends didn't go, lol.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: demi on February 13, 2008, 06:35:19 PM
Simon Pegg's birthday is Valentine's Day
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: tiesto on February 13, 2008, 11:35:10 PM
Picked up a card and chocolate for the girl today. The cashier was a girl I had a mad crush over (blonde, Polish, cosplayed... you do the math) a few years back interestingly enough... I hope the card doesn't come on too strong, the girl probably wouldn't even expect a V-day gift.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: xnikki118x on February 14, 2008, 12:37:00 AM
Picked up a card and chocolate for the girl today. The cashier was a girl I had a mad crush over (blonde, Polish, cosplayed... you do the math) a few years back interestingly enough... I hope the card doesn't come on too strong, the girl probably wouldn't even expect a V-day gift.

I don't think a card can come on too strongly unless she has blatantly showed that she isn't interested in you. If you feel like you have any sort of chance, I'm betting the card and chocolates will win her over.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 01:00:42 AM
i'm totally sending myself flowers tomorrow
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2008, 01:44:28 AM
To celebrate the beginning of Valentine's Day, I am listening to Sex Type Thing:

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

I aint, I aint, I aint
A buyin into your apathy
Im gonna learn ya my philosophy
You wanna know about atrocity, atrocity?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am a man, a man
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: bork on February 14, 2008, 02:07:12 AM
My wife will probably come home with some chocolates that my fat ass doesn't need, and then next month on white day I'll return the favor.  Whatever, really.  I don't need a "holiday" to let my wife know how I feel about her.  I tell her every day. 

Today in one of my classes the teacher decided that I should teach the kids about the "real" Valentine's day.  I printed some shit off Wikipedia, plus some various valentine's day cards I found.  Then I found a nice lesson on making cards with poems.  Seemed easy.

So I go to the class and start explaining the history of Valentine's day.  Except that Wikipedia is all over the place with this and it's really, really difficult to explain the history and about martyrdom to a bunch of 14 year old Japanese kids in easy English.  So fuck it.  I tell the kids to forget it and explain about the differences between American and Japanese Valentine's Day.  The girls (there's only five boys in this class and they could give a fuck about anything) were really interested and surprised to hear that there's no obligatory "giri choco" or any of that other bullshit, plus that guys usually give gifts too, and not just chocolates, but cards, jewelry, lingerie (this got a laugh), etc.

Then it became obvious that trying to get these kids to write love poems just wasn't going to work.  So I said "fuck this shit, imma do it my way" and we had them write cards to their teachers thanking them for their hard work (these kids are graduating soon). 

Should have stuck with my original plan and showed them a movie.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Ichirou on February 14, 2008, 02:08:51 AM
I ended up getting 17 Valentine's Day chocolates.  And the day's not over yet, I think two more students who will probably give me some bags of chocolates.
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: bork on February 14, 2008, 02:12:29 AM
I ended up getting 17 Valentine's Day chocolates.  And the day's not over yet, I think two more students who will probably give me some bags of chocolates.

You stud, you!   :-* :-* :-*

Giving chocolates is forbidden at my schools.  A couple of years ago some girls were caught with some and punished for it.  I couldn't fucking believe the shit they were getting for having some candy in their bags.  OH HEAVENS NO!   ::)

Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Ichirou on February 14, 2008, 02:19:44 AM
So what you're saying is you didn't get any chocolates today? :(
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: bork on February 14, 2008, 02:27:00 AM
So what you're saying is you didn't get any chocolates today? :(

I'll get some from my wife, and that's really all I care about.  Maybe I'll get some chocolates, too LOLZ.

No, really...some of the kids that made the cards thanking their teachers made them for me.  I was all    :-[ :-[ :-[  They really don't do the chocolates thing in junior high school here.

One girl made a valentine to another boy.   :o  Sherefused to show it to me and didn't turn it in at the end of the class.  The only way I can ever get her to do anything is to mention the group "Kanjani 8" and she gets all attentive.  So I wonder if the boy in the card was actually a member of that group.   :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: FatalT on February 14, 2008, 02:29:05 AM
FUCK TODAY!
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: cloudwalking on February 14, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
jarosh just brought me a raspberry creme cake from sprüngli (http://www.spruengli.ch)!

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/Foto18.jpg)

best valentine's day everrrrr
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Tauntaun on February 14, 2008, 10:49:05 AM
^ :drool    Mmmmmm that looks good.  I'm on orders not to buy my wife anything accept a card and chocolates to share.  We're gonna stay in tonight and maybe watch an animu or something.  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Tauntaun on February 14, 2008, 11:18:53 AM
 :-X  that sux dude, feel better
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 11:27:07 AM
Picked up a card and chocolate for the girl today. The cashier was a girl I had a mad crush over (blonde, Polish, cosplayed... you do the math) a few years back interestingly enough... I hope the card doesn't come on too strong, the girl probably wouldn't even expect a V-day gift.

I don't think a card can come on too strongly unless she has blatantly showed that she isn't interested in you. If you feel like you have any sort of chance, I'm betting the card and chocolates will win her over.

Well those "I open my heart to you, I love you forever"... I was talking about, LOL. Not something you want to tell a girl after a few dates! I am hoping you are right, Nikki, we will find out on Friday I guess  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore's Official "Fuck Valentine's Day" thread
Post by: Bloodwake on February 14, 2008, 02:37:50 PM
Plans for tonight:

Homework
Play Rehearsal
After play rehearsal, going over to Airport Girl's and getting high.
Sleep

Fuck Valentine's Day (R)