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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 09:15:43 PM

Title: Myspace Humor
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 09:15:43 PM

Okay, seriously, this has to be posted somewhere.

These two bulletins were on my Myspace:

Quote

ppl are jealous still

im a hott bitch whatever anyways
im so so so so sorry to.......all the ppl that has sent me messages from
2-8-08 to 2-11-08
i havnt had a chance yall are blowing me the fuck up
and my msn msg. is totally cram packed full of you hoes.
shit. it takes it like 15 minutes to sign me in and says please wait while we complete your contact list
haha
THATS
why
IM MYLES FUSTON CELEBRITY
UPTOWNS FINEST

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SO
i love all my hoes
cause all yall sho so much got-Damn love aiight
so but im goin shopin so ill holla atchalll lata, ill respond to all
33498734985734 messages later
Keep showing love and stay
Bowed down!
MYLES FUSTON IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!!
u know u love
mmyylleess FFuussTTooNN

Seriously, this guy has reached a new level of internet distinguished mentally-challenged. I'm actually in shock.

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: Powerslave on February 11, 2008, 09:22:58 PM

wow you go to myspace and then not expect this kind of shit. *shocked ::)*

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2008, 09:26:10 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 11, 2008, 09:22:58 PM

wow you go to myspace and then not expect this kind of shit. *shocked ::)*

I know, I know, but seriously, I am and was pretty selective about my friends on Myspace.

I guess my personal screening needs some work.

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: The Sceneman on February 12, 2008, 02:34:06 AM

I lol'ed

hot thread  :-*

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: FatalT on February 12, 2008, 02:43:26 AM

It'd be even better if this taco wasn't even getting any messages but just wanted to make all of his myspace friends think he's cool. What a cuntrag.

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: drew on February 12, 2008, 02:50:02 AM

So this is a guy?  It reads like it's from someone named Lakreesha, Interests:  BOOTY CLAPPIN.

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 02:52:57 AM

There is this website here a lot of people use called partypeeps.com
I don't know if this is internationally used but it's pretty much the urban version of Myspace. Everybody there listens to hiphop and is trying to act like a player or a slut :lol

Title: Re: Myspace Humor
Post by: Bloodwake on February 12, 2008, 03:01:38 AM

Nope.

Somehow this kid knows me. Funniest part, he looks like he's skinnier than I am, and he's sure as fuck more white.