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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:33:51 AM

Title: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:33:51 AM
i'm going to stipulate that it has to be a woman.

at the very least maybe I'll get some joke bids or maybe I'll land a cougar or maybe a big fatty to take care of me. 

what do you guys think?
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 13, 2008, 01:34:17 AM
Won't ebay take it down in like half an hour?
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:35:03 AM
will they? that's gay
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Fresh Prince on February 13, 2008, 01:35:21 AM
craiglist it then
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:35:48 AM
craiglist it is then
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 01:38:41 AM
Try ebay and we can place bets on how long it will stay up!
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Fresh Prince on February 13, 2008, 01:38:46 AM
You could try an Indian matrimonial site: shaadi.com that'd be more hilarious.
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:39:39 AM
Try ebay and we can place bets on how long it will stay up!
:hyper   

What should I put in the description?

You could try an Indian matrimonial site: shaadi.com that'd be more hilarious.
:hyper blocked at work :(
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 13, 2008, 01:40:29 AM
Say you toss salad and don't mind playing the role of an ottoman.

Leave it ambiguous whether that means you'll be a Turk or a footrest.
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:45:05 AM
Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 02:30:24 AM
i'm going to stipulate that it has to be a woman.

How rigid are you on this requirement?
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 02:33:14 AM
very... unless he's rich
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 02:33:37 AM
I'm rich in spirit.
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 02:36:16 AM
girth?
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 02:42:29 AM
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.


Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2008, 02:46:25 AM
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.

(http://www.filter.ac.uk/database/image.php?id=394)
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Raban on February 13, 2008, 02:51:44 AM
Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack

You haven't lived yet.
Title: Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 03:05:15 AM
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.

(http://www.filter.ac.uk/database/image.php?id=394)
is that you??

Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack

You haven't lived yet.
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