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Title: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 03:43:17 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg)

*cries*
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 03:44:29 AM
ROKK - im in A range on both axis ;)


Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: bagofeyes on February 13, 2008, 03:44:56 AM
This thread is now about circumcision
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 03:48:59 AM
fuck
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 03:51:59 AM
This is insane. Nearly 7 inches around? How the fuck...?

Disclaimer: I've never measured the girth (or length) of any penises. For all I know every one I've encountered has been that wide, but it just seems insane.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 04:05:12 AM
i thought the same thing, and so i got a piece of paper, measured approximately 2 and a half inches and then made it into a cylinder.  doesn't seem that outrageous.  it's what all the ones in pornos look like
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 04:09:27 AM
I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:20:13 AM
I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.

I lol'd about that too.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: demi on February 13, 2008, 04:22:09 AM
I'm good!  8)
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:43:07 AM
Honestly, I can't see a 10- or 11-inch penis being "enjoyable" at any width. Like holy shit. A vagina only goes so deep before you hit the cervix, and that HURTS!
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: FatalT on February 13, 2008, 04:43:41 AM
I'm good!  8)

That chart is for women, not men.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 04:47:05 AM
my penis has an 11 inch circumfrence.  anyone want pics? 
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 04:55:01 AM
i use my feet
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: demi on February 13, 2008, 04:55:19 AM
I'm good!  8)

That chart is for women, not men.

Men don't have a preference, hence, I'm good!  8)
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drew on February 13, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Having a big dick is overrated.  6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

I'm going to randomly jackhammer the next girl I sleep with just to get back at them and their chart.  That'll show her.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 05:08:21 AM
Having a big dick is overrated.  6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 05:09:27 AM
i'd love to have any kind of bulge that's not mis-represented via a cucumber or can of pringles in my pants
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 05:16:59 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: demi on February 13, 2008, 05:18:09 AM
Having a big dick is overrated.  6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.



Would you like to have zipper bulge while a standing around a group of guys
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 05:28:23 AM
Oh a bulge like a boner that you're trying to hide? I thought you were talking about the bulge that a flaccid penis creates, that some guys use socks and stuff to try to duplicate lol.

If you have a stiffy you can just move it so it like sticks up against your abdomen.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 05:29:37 AM
and then splooge in your belly button.  it's awesome
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drew on February 13, 2008, 05:46:43 AM
Having a big dick is overrated.  6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.



No.  zipper bulge is always a huge don't.  All it shows is that you wear a belt and like to lean forward when you sit down, not that you're packin.   :lol

Guys stuffed socks into their pants in the 70's because they thought they could pull it off like Mick Jagger.  One problem, during that period Mick was asleep all day, saving the general public from his sin...but guys thought they could rock this while hanging out on the street.  Corny times, at least Mick could blame it on the coke.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2008, 06:13:26 AM
I like how I'll believe anything if it's nicely laid out in a chart.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:26:06 AM
how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 06:27:43 AM
Agreed.  Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.

Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:29:35 AM
they must have only interviewed slutty fatties for this one
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 06:31:00 AM
(http://mckinley.neadwerx.com/TRPT2/.thumbs/large-TRPT2008.jpg)
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drozmight on February 13, 2008, 06:31:28 AM
I thought this was about how the results resemble a penis.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drew on February 13, 2008, 06:38:38 AM
Question: Would you girls rather have a guy who's in the A group, and knows he is. ;)

Or a guy who in the lesser spot (I'll cut it off at 5ish, let's be real :lol)...but doesn't keep a fucking tape measure in his sock drawer to measue the circumference of his dick ?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 06:39:29 AM
Agreed.  Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.

Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.

but you're asian lolz
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:47:30 AM
this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 07:08:17 AM
this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.
:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 13, 2008, 07:13:30 AM
whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drew on February 13, 2008, 07:25:50 AM
this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

Oh God, I just got to page two and it's giving me Cloverfield flashbacks.   :lol



http://www.penissizedebate.com/page53_small-penis-advice.htm

Now what in the hell is going on here?  Dude is just sitting out in his backyard suntanning his boner!? 
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: etiolate on February 13, 2008, 07:38:33 AM
My dick in a box or my dick is shaped like a box? YOU DECIDE!
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 07:57:21 AM
fuck...
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7721/penischarthp7.jpg)
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 08:14:03 AM
YES
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: drew on February 13, 2008, 08:39:47 AM
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s)

Seriously, saying 3 1/2 inches is enjoyable is basically admitting you think an 8th grader would be a good lay.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: demi on February 13, 2008, 08:58:25 AM
this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.

http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/vagina_penetrated4.jpg

:rofl

CAJOLE OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD :rofl:rofl I am DYING here
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2008, 09:05:44 AM
but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site.  and why would the site lie?  it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Eric P on February 13, 2008, 09:08:45 AM
but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site.  and why would the site lie?  it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site

and if wikipedia has taught me anything, it's to believe everything on the internet

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: aoi tsuki on February 13, 2008, 09:49:21 AM
This reminds me of the Best of Craigslist posting, Big-Dick LIARS (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/68700934.html).

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Girth is a technical term that means "how big around it is." I know I've been using a lot of technical terms here. Get over it. Get a dictionary. And NO, that is NOT a book that tells you how large your penis is
:lol

whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ
Is Jesus that hung?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2008, 10:01:38 AM
Nothing makes a girl hotter than fucking the back of her uterus
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2008, 10:27:27 AM
how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?

Quote
A few women confessed to me that most of them have sex cravings in which they fantasize about being taken by a rugged, well-endowed masculine man. Women love the feeling of being conquered and ravished. Book covers of women's love stories usually depict a woman being ravished. The desire to be ravished explains also why women love to  have intercourse standing up.

Don't try to lie to make us poor 5 inchers feel better, we know the truth now. All you girls want is to be ravished and conquered by some stud with a huge cock who can deposit his sperm directly onto your ovaries.  :(
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 13, 2008, 10:33:55 AM
SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Eric P on February 13, 2008, 10:35:07 AM
SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES

tap that shit so hard you scramble her eggs
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:55:32 AM
7.5 inches FTW :bow
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: elektrikluv on February 13, 2008, 01:10:29 PM
The only thing this chart is right about is 7-7.5 being an A and even then its all down to the girl's personal preference, there's no such thing as a 'perfect' penis its all relative, obviously a fat slut with a huge cave-like vagina won't be easily satisfied with a 6 inch while for another girl it will be the maximum she can take without it becoming uncomfortable. Jesus at 11 inches being enjoyable, what kind of vaginas did the women they ask have?!

They're selling penis enlargement pills, go figure.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2008, 01:16:30 PM
7.5 inches FTW :bow

Maurice's social incompetence FTL :bow
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:49:32 PM
This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7721/penischarthp7.jpg)
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".
FUCK YEAH!

I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA?  I'VE GOT AN A.  YAH!
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2008, 01:53:48 PM
a paper towel tube is 5.something inches around -- who the fuck has a dick that thick?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:56:02 PM
black guys
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
I have a good amount of girth, but I can't say it's necessarily a good thing most of the time.  Condoms are hard to get and most women my age (early to mid 20s), haven't had kids or anything, so sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:57:30 PM
tell me more, willco :)
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 13, 2008, 01:58:00 PM
sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 02:03:30 PM
sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best
with me, it's usually "ashamed" :(

i get a lot of "shut up.  make this quick." comments
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2008, 02:05:29 PM
"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Eric P on February 13, 2008, 02:05:43 PM
sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best

in my experience they feel "soft" and "warm"
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 02:06:29 PM
Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got mine, baby.  Night night."
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 02:13:45 PM
FUCK YEAH!

I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA?  I'VE GOT AN A.  YAH!

Not according to what you've told me!  ;)
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
I think the chart looks accurate for the A range...I do not see anything wrong with what they consider A range at all....

I agree that I havent met one girlie who wants some 11 inch horse cock - unless she was some psycho S&M bitch that also wanted you to  hook her nipple rings up to a trailer hitch and drag her up a mountain thru a barb-wire field.


Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2008, 04:34:33 PM
"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"

Business hours are over!
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Beezy on February 13, 2008, 05:14:16 PM
I'm "ideal" on CG's chart. :-[
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 05:15:18 PM
7.5 inches FTW :bow

Maurice's social incompetence FTL :bow

This is the internet dude :bow
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2008, 05:21:07 PM
I've never measured girth before. I really don't want to tie a string around my penis just to measure it to see if it's a good size though.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 06:39:13 PM
I like CG's chart way way more.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Oblivion on February 13, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got a question: Why are you still here?"

Fixed for my own studliness.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: warcock on February 13, 2008, 08:55:53 PM
I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE :(.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2008, 09:04:16 PM
I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE :(.
warcock has the girls begging for morecock.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:04:23 PM
So why dont we just have a peen-off?

I guess its illegal or something.

Sounds like a good thread for Opa-Ages no?

I wonder what they do over there if i start off a thread with a photo of my schlong and ask them to follow suite - I mean they say uncensored no?

Then we can have the ultimate e-penis battle of the millennium.


Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: etiolate on February 13, 2008, 09:04:56 PM
I am pretty sure OA has already done that.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2008, 09:06:40 PM
abrader will do anything to get his cock fix.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: warcock on February 13, 2008, 09:11:40 PM
I JUST BOUGHT A 5ive se7en LOL!OLZZ

(http://www.enemyforces.com/firearms/fiveseven_3.jpg)

damn are those nato 5.56s?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:12:42 PM
no lie i think cocks are awesome.

But its a topic reserved for adults.

Thats funny OA has already done it.

IF

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:23:42 PM
imagine if there was a forum where every users avatar was their cockshot - and it had to be wearing a cape and have a face drawn on the head of it.

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 09:23:52 PM
I took a pic of my cock once.

Only because TVC came to mind while JOing.

I mean...  :-X


:-*
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:24:45 PM
And the admin of the foum would have the title "CAPTAIN CONDOM"

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: brawndolicious on February 13, 2008, 09:30:24 PM
It's hilarious how a lot of you got so pissed off at this graph when it's obviously not real if it expects the girth to be the same as the length.

and abrader, they had a thread like that at OA that had like 5-10 people participate and it was put into the hall of shame.  please do not take a picture of your penis though.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
^^ you wont sport it as your avatar?

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: brawndolicious on February 13, 2008, 09:36:56 PM
I would not, dude.

but seriously, they might get pissed off if a new guy suddenly starts posting that.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: abrader on February 13, 2008, 09:37:48 PM
you need a new avatar tho

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Mandark on February 13, 2008, 09:54:50 PM
I heard abrader got penis reduction surgery.

Is this true?
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:02:38 PM
Quote
another day another poster fishing for cockshots.  oh evilbore


Evilbore : the defacto home for 'curious' males confirmed.

Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 12:04:26 AM
"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"
[youtube=425,350]kHOSEcmZvG8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: etiolate on February 14, 2008, 01:27:14 AM
Male preference stats now included

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/iamnotgoodatmspaint.jpg)



Somehow it came out looking like a BJ from Janice the Muppet.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 01:28:05 AM
Perv.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: etiolate on February 14, 2008, 01:31:17 AM
Perv.

CrystalGemini: Hey was that Eastern Promises on joox?
CrystalGemini: Oh nevermind, I found the youtube clip.
Title: Re: Penis Preference Chart
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 01:50:15 AM
 :ninja