THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 03:43:17 AM
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg)
*cries*
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ROKK - im in A range on both axis ;)
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This thread is now about circumcision
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fuck
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This is insane. Nearly 7 inches around? How the fuck...?
Disclaimer: I've never measured the girth (or length) of any penises. For all I know every one I've encountered has been that wide, but it just seems insane.
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i thought the same thing, and so i got a piece of paper, measured approximately 2 and a half inches and then made it into a cylinder. doesn't seem that outrageous. it's what all the ones in pornos look like
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I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.
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I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.
I lol'd about that too.
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I'm good! 8)
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Honestly, I can't see a 10- or 11-inch penis being "enjoyable" at any width. Like holy shit. A vagina only goes so deep before you hit the cervix, and that HURTS!
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I'm good! 8)
That chart is for women, not men.
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my penis has an 11 inch circumfrence. anyone want pics?
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i use my feet
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I'm good! 8)
That chart is for women, not men.
Men don't have a preference, hence, I'm good! 8)
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Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.
I'm going to randomly jackhammer the next girl I sleep with just to get back at them and their chart. That'll show her.
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Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.
Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.
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i'd love to have any kind of bulge that's not mis-represented via a cucumber or can of pringles in my pants
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:lol
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Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.
Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.
Would you like to have zipper bulge while a standing around a group of guys
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Oh a bulge like a boner that you're trying to hide? I thought you were talking about the bulge that a flaccid penis creates, that some guys use socks and stuff to try to duplicate lol.
If you have a stiffy you can just move it so it like sticks up against your abdomen.
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and then splooge in your belly button. it's awesome
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Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.
Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.
No. zipper bulge is always a huge don't. All it shows is that you wear a belt and like to lean forward when you sit down, not that you're packin. :lol
Guys stuffed socks into their pants in the 70's because they thought they could pull it off like Mick Jagger. One problem, during that period Mick was asleep all day, saving the general public from his sin...but guys thought they could rock this while hanging out on the street. Corny times, at least Mick could blame it on the coke.
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I like how I'll believe anything if it's nicely laid out in a chart.
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how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?
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Agreed. Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.
Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.
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they must have only interviewed slutty fatties for this one
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(http://mckinley.neadwerx.com/TRPT2/.thumbs/large-TRPT2008.jpg)
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I thought this was about how the results resemble a penis.
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Question: Would you girls rather have a guy who's in the A group, and knows he is. ;)
Or a guy who in the lesser spot (I'll cut it off at 5ish, let's be real :lol)...but doesn't keep a fucking tape measure in his sock drawer to measue the circumference of his dick ?
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Agreed. Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.
Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.
but you're asian lolz
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this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm
the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.
i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.
also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.
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this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm
the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.
i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.
also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.
:bow :bow :bow
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whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ
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this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm
Oh God, I just got to page two and it's giving me Cloverfield flashbacks. :lol
http://www.penissizedebate.com/page53_small-penis-advice.htm
Now what in the hell is going on here? Dude is just sitting out in his backyard suntanning his boner!?
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My dick in a box or my dick is shaped like a box? YOU DECIDE!
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fuck...
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This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7721/penischarthp7.jpg)
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".
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YES
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Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s)
Seriously, saying 3 1/2 inches is enjoyable is basically admitting you think an 8th grader would be a good lay.
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this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm
the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.
i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.
also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.
http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/vagina_penetrated4.jpg
:rofl
CAJOLE OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD :rofl:rofl I am DYING here
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but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site. and why would the site lie? it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site
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but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site. and why would the site lie? it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site
and if wikipedia has taught me anything, it's to believe everything on the internet
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This reminds me of the Best of Craigslist posting, Big-Dick LIARS (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/68700934.html).
Girth is a technical term that means "how big around it is." I know I've been using a lot of technical terms here. Get over it. Get a dictionary. And NO, that is NOT a book that tells you how large your penis is
:lol
whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ
Is Jesus that hung?
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Nothing makes a girl hotter than fucking the back of her uterus
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how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?
A few women confessed to me that most of them have sex cravings in which they fantasize about being taken by a rugged, well-endowed masculine man. Women love the feeling of being conquered and ravished. Book covers of women's love stories usually depict a woman being ravished. The desire to be ravished explains also why women love to have intercourse standing up.
Don't try to lie to make us poor 5 inchers feel better, we know the truth now. All you girls want is to be ravished and conquered by some stud with a huge cock who can deposit his sperm directly onto your ovaries. :(
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SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES
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SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES
tap that shit so hard you scramble her eggs
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7.5 inches FTW :bow
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The only thing this chart is right about is 7-7.5 being an A and even then its all down to the girl's personal preference, there's no such thing as a 'perfect' penis its all relative, obviously a fat slut with a huge cave-like vagina won't be easily satisfied with a 6 inch while for another girl it will be the maximum she can take without it becoming uncomfortable. Jesus at 11 inches being enjoyable, what kind of vaginas did the women they ask have?!
They're selling penis enlargement pills, go figure.
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7.5 inches FTW :bow
Maurice's social incompetence FTL :bow
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This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7721/penischarthp7.jpg)
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".
FUCK YEAH!
I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA? I'VE GOT AN A. YAH!
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a paper towel tube is 5.something inches around -- who the fuck has a dick that thick?
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black guys
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I have a good amount of girth, but I can't say it's necessarily a good thing most of the time. Condoms are hard to get and most women my age (early to mid 20s), haven't had kids or anything, so sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).
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tell me more, willco :)
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sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).
sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best
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sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).
sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best
with me, it's usually "ashamed" :(
i get a lot of "shut up. make this quick." comments
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"That's it?!?"
"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"
[she frowns]
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"
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sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).
sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best
in my experience they feel "soft" and "warm"
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Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got mine, baby. Night night."
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FUCK YEAH!
I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA? I'VE GOT AN A. YAH!
Not according to what you've told me! ;)
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I think the chart looks accurate for the A range...I do not see anything wrong with what they consider A range at all....
I agree that I havent met one girlie who wants some 11 inch horse cock - unless she was some psycho S&M bitch that also wanted you to hook her nipple rings up to a trailer hitch and drag her up a mountain thru a barb-wire field.
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"That's it?!?"
"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"
[she frowns]
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"
Business hours are over!
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I'm "ideal" on CG's chart. :-[
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7.5 inches FTW :bow
Maurice's social incompetence FTL :bow
This is the internet dude :bow
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I've never measured girth before. I really don't want to tie a string around my penis just to measure it to see if it's a good size though.
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I like CG's chart way way more.
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Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got a question: Why are you still here?"
Fixed for my own studliness.
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I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE :(.
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I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE :(.
warcock has the girls begging for morecock.
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So why dont we just have a peen-off?
I guess its illegal or something.
Sounds like a good thread for Opa-Ages no?
I wonder what they do over there if i start off a thread with a photo of my schlong and ask them to follow suite - I mean they say uncensored no?
Then we can have the ultimate e-penis battle of the millennium.
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I am pretty sure OA has already done that.
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abrader will do anything to get his cock fix.
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I JUST BOUGHT A 5ive se7en LOL!OLZZ
(http://www.enemyforces.com/firearms/fiveseven_3.jpg)
damn are those nato 5.56s?
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no lie i think cocks are awesome.
But its a topic reserved for adults.
Thats funny OA has already done it.
IF
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imagine if there was a forum where every users avatar was their cockshot - and it had to be wearing a cape and have a face drawn on the head of it.
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I took a pic of my cock once.
Only because TVC came to mind while JOing.
I mean... :-X
:-*
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And the admin of the foum would have the title "CAPTAIN CONDOM"
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It's hilarious how a lot of you got so pissed off at this graph when it's obviously not real if it expects the girth to be the same as the length.
and abrader, they had a thread like that at OA that had like 5-10 people participate and it was put into the hall of shame. please do not take a picture of your penis though.
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^^ you wont sport it as your avatar?
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I would not, dude.
but seriously, they might get pissed off if a new guy suddenly starts posting that.
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you need a new avatar tho
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I heard abrader got penis reduction surgery.
Is this true?
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another day another poster fishing for cockshots. oh evilbore
Evilbore : the defacto home for 'curious' males confirmed.
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"That's it?!?"
"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"
[she frowns]
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"
[youtube=425,350]kHOSEcmZvG8[/youtube]
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Male preference stats now included
(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/iamnotgoodatmspaint.jpg)
Somehow it came out looking like a BJ from Janice the Muppet.
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Perv.
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Perv.
CrystalGemini: Hey was that Eastern Promises on joox?
CrystalGemini: Oh nevermind, I found the youtube clip.
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:ninja