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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 03:29:06 PM

Title: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 03:29:06 PM: By A.E. Housman, a poet which I am sure most, of not all of you know. But don't forget that Arvie is like illiterate and Canadian.

WHEN I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
‘Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;

Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free.’
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me.

When I was one-and-twenty
I heard him say again,
‘The heart out of the bosom
Was never given in vain;
’Tis paid with sighs a plenty
And sold for endless rue.’
And I am two-and-twenty,
And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 13, 2008, 03:32:59 PM: Is Arvie a virgin?
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2008, 03:46:04 PM: there once was a virgin canuck
named arvie for whom love brought no luck
he considered a coke whore
whilst rubbing his cock sore
yet it was boys that he must inevitably fuck!
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 04:18:43 PM: Man, I forgot how much fun Housman was when I was younger. He probably is one of the best poets to start out with as far as interpretation goes, since not only are his poems easy, but they are targeted at people on the cusp of adulthood. It's all so simple now, but kawaaaaaaaaaidesu

also yay alcoholism

Why, if ’tis dancing you would be,
There’s brisker pipes than poetry.
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God’s ways to man.
Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world’s not.
And faith, ’tis pleasant till ’tis past:
The mischief is that ’twill not last.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half-way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I’ve lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Then I saw the morning sky:
Heigho, the tale was all a lie;
The world, it was the old world yet,
I was I, my things were wet,
And nothing now remained to do
But begin the game anew.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Robo on February 13, 2008, 04:25:53 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 13, 2008, 03:46:04 PM
there once was a virgin canuck
named arvie for whom love brought no luck
he considered a coke whore
whilst rubbing his cock sore
yet it was boys that he must inevitably fuck!

:rofl
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 04:34:09 PM: When Arby was one and seventeen
He heard a wise man say
"All women are whores;
Tis smarter to just go gay"
But Arby was one and seventeen
And fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2008, 04:42:56 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 04:34:09 PM
When Arby was one and seventeen
He heard a wise man say
"All women are whores;
Tis smarter to just go gay"
But Arby was one and seventeen
And fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 04:58:51 PM: Guys, guys, guys. Father_Mike is fragile. He thought about suicide once!
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2008, 05:02:01 PM: i think about suicide every time "hey jealousy" plays in a supermarket
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 05:02:27 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 04:58:51 PM
Guys, guys, guys. Father_Mike is fragile. He thought about suicide once!

That's nothing. Once I thought about masturbating in the hospital during one period where I was in there for like 3 days straight while my brother was getting cancer treatments/hospitalized.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 05:04:18 PM: That's totally understandable after 3 days.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 13, 2008, 05:07:38 PM: I also once thought about puking over an overpass in Philthadelphia. And then I did puke over that overpass.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 05:25:32 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 13, 2008, 05:02:01 PM
i think about suicide every time "hey jealousy" plays in a supermarket

You and Father_Mike should start a support group!
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Tauntaun on February 13, 2008, 05:27:45 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 05:07:38 PM
I also once thought about puking over an overpass in Philthadelphia. And then I did puke over that overpass.

How was the splatter effect? Also I keep thinking you're PD cause of your avatar, then I read your posts and am like, :dizzy
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2008, 09:53:23 PM: I had fever dreams about her all last night :(
Why do men have to be so damn ugly?

I will have to look into A.E. Housman now.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2008, 10:04:50 PM: once you get your prostate burst like an overripe tomato from sex butlering tvc, you'll never dream of that hussy again.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 10:05:06 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 09:53:23 PM
I had fever dreams about her all last night :(

It's not a fever dream unless you actually have a fever. What you're thinking of is called wet dream. :P
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2008, 10:08:25 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:05:06 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 09:53:23 PM
I had fever dreams about her all last night :(

It's not a fever dream unless you actually have a fever. What you're thinking of is called wet dream. :P

I was fully under the impression that I had a fever until I woke up in the morning to find myself not sick.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2008, 10:22:58 PM: Do you often wake to puddles of sticky jissom in your shorts when you're sick?
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2008, 01:37:50 AM: Quote
Well, no. . .even BD had those problems, but at least BD looked fucking stellar. From textures to the lack of AA, this doesn't particularly look impressive. Why did they license the UE3 engine when they could have probably pulled this off equally well, if not better, with the tech developed for BD?

BD and LO are made by different developers. Japanese developers rarely reuse or share tech, even between different groups in the same company.
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: TVC15 on February 14, 2008, 01:40:45 AM: Don't you have a senior citizen to be jerking off to?
Title: Re: To Arby, on account of his gay obsession with a stupid smelly girl
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2008, 01:46:26 AM: This (http://citeseer.ist.psu.edu/meijer91functional.html) does get me kinda hard
spoiler (click to show/hide)
but nowhere near the A range =(
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