THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Forgotten Ancient on February 13, 2008, 04:39:30 PM
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Ok ok ok, I'm bored at work, but this is pretty self explanatory. Try to guess the band/book/movie that is the subject of a review, and then copy down an awful review of something else.
I'll start:
Album Review
This is a reminder of what a force of nature (XXX) were at the cusp of the new millennium. These nu-metal provocateurs polarized as many listeners as they galvanized with their ham-fisted hybrid of white-boy rap, dance beats, buzzy guitars and bluster. But underneath it all, (lead singer of XXX) had the heart of a philosopher, dispensing advice and twisted-up homilies that attracted a legion of disaffected listeners who suffered from their own self-image problems. (lead singer of XXX) blazed a trail of negativity and humor, creating a group primal scream in these 17 songs that helped fans blow off steam instead of blowing up buildings.
Let's see what other great reviews are out there! :tophat
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Album Review:
Huntington Beach's G-Punk (that's "Gangsta-Punk") bad boys deliver a new album that sounds a little like Urban Dance Squad's "************" on steroids. With earthquake rhythms, screaming guitars and vocals more beefy than a San Diego burrito, (*****) redefine Rap Metal's boundaries.
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Here's another one. :)
Album Review:
**** ***** continues to question himself, creating the interesting mix of self-loathing and bravado that resulted in world record sales in excess of 29 million -- even non-fans can hum "**********" The band's third outing is a little more adventurous, with Peter Frampton-esque voice boxes, fat but sludgy riffs and a surprisingly elegant slide guitar on "*******." The lyrics are more poetic and injured, touching on matters of abuse, complicated relationships and, once again, the fear of dashed dreams.
:lol
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in before vociferous laudations
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The first one, without any research, is probably referring to Linkin Park.
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I'm kinda stumped Maji lol
The first review might be a bit hard.
But the second one, if I give too many hints it'll be too easy.
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Hmm...
Creed or Nickelback?
I need to wash my hands just typing that.
One of your choices is correct. Pick the correct one!
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8.8