THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 14, 2008, 12:08:52 PM
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who am I
where am I
where are you
what's going on here, oh my god, I can't take it anymore
my god it's full of stars
in his house at versailles dead cthulhu lies sleeping
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HAHA NOW YOU ARE THINKING WITH THE POWER OF FRANCE
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I'M SO FRUNKED UP RIGHT NOW
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
i'm so scared
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he couldn't handle the europe
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YOURE SO SCARED
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Sometimes I start to focus on the beating of my heart and think that I might subconsciously fuck up its rhythm. Don't do that.
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quick FIND A MCDONALDS
FIND A MCDONALDS
IT IS YOUR ONLY HOPE
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ORDER SOMETHING AMERICAN FROM MC DONALDS! LIK A BREAKFAST CROSSIANT! HAHA OH WAIT
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that's burger king
or as they call it in Italy BURGAR REX
he'll be fine
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I asked for a Quarter Pounder and they didn't know what I was talking about ???
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NO HE WONT! FRENCH ROAST COFFEE!
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Ask for some Freedom Fries
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ASK FOR A LITER O' COLA!
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Versailles has this effect on people. :hyper
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I asked for a Quarter Pounder and they didn't know what I was talking about ???
they're on the metric system. they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
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Ask for a Quarter Livre!
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Demolish a smart car with your bare hands!
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claim that people have oil in them and that you're going to sell rights to drilling their faces
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Spray a mime with invisible ink!
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call everyone you see "un petite fromage"
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start a "baguette" stand, but wrap the baguette's in bacon and grill them right under the nose of the French Sanitation Bureau(x)!
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Just run around with an American flag draped around you screaming "IF IT WASN'T FOR US YOU'D BE SPEAKING GERMAN YOU SMELLY FRENCHIES!" It would help if you were dressed up as a WWII soldier with an M1 rifle slung over your shoulder. :gun
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show them your huge gaijin penis
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Take a picture of yourself naked and PM it to me