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Title: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2006, 04:23:04 PM
Since we all love bad games and have nothing better to do, me, MAF, and TVC-15 have decided to play some bad games we bought each other (in a strictly non-gay way) this weekend and provide some color commentary on Evilbore.

MAF got 50 Cent: Bulletproof since he's the only dude we know that's whiter than PhoenixDark. He is gonna be stone cold thuggin' with his G-Unit pals Young Buck and Tony Yayo and some other thug life dude in the mean streets.

TVC-15 got The Polar Express because he loves Christmas, the second-worst holiday of the year. He's pretty pissed that the game lacks violence, and is doubly irked that it seems to have a preponderance of saucy children.

I got Gamecube fan-favorite (over 1M copies sold!) Shadow the Hedgehog for the PS2. I can't say the thought of its distinguished mentally-challenged mascot antics and unplayable controls thrills me, although I am vaguely curious about whether or not he is, as the box suggests, a "hero or a "villain".

I also was gonna preorder a Wii in order to get Zelda early until TVC showed me that Red Steel footage over at GAF. It looks like the worst thing ever. Fuck the Wii.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 04:26:30 PM
In honor of this sad event I will be switching my avatar accordingly.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2006, 04:26:31 PM
Drinky, you got off easy. You should have picked up Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg instead.

Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Vizzys on October 30, 2006, 04:28:59 PM
Shadow the hedgehog :lol
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 04:31:14 PM
Hay I liked Billy Hatcher a little :(

Jesus 4 CDS of crappy 50 cent rap soundtrack :(
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 04:46:29 PM
(http://www.ic-games.co.uk/images/screenshots/2622/screenshots/2.jpg)

Im about to lay some smack down on a record exec!
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2006, 04:47:13 PM
i think shadow is blacker than fitty
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:47:39 PM
I don't know what worse, chemo or 50 Cent Bulletproof. I'd rather lose my hair than lose my mind though.

MAF, RIP :(
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: TVC15 on October 30, 2006, 04:50:09 PM
You 2 are fools.  The Polar Express probably takes like 15 minutes to beat.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 04:53:36 PM
You hope
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Mandark on October 30, 2006, 05:02:58 PM
No way the Shadow game can be more fun than the official site. (http://www.shadow-the-hedgehog.com/en/base.html)


There was a page that was almost as good for the Shadow Nubytech controller, but I can't find it now.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: brawndolicious on October 30, 2006, 05:38:08 PM
Shadow's not that bad unless you play multiplayer.  Polar Express can't be too much material.  MAF got fucked hard.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:38:31 PM
TVC is convinced I got off easy.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: TVC15 on October 30, 2006, 05:42:56 PM
I think I should not have to play Polar Express if I take some hot shots of freaks tonite.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:43:18 PM
No you have to play it
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: brawndolicious on October 30, 2006, 05:45:11 PM
TVC is convinced I got off easy.
The other two are mediocre, you got 4 CD'S OF FIFTY CENT MUSIC TO PLAY THROUGH.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:45:42 PM
:(
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 05:49:01 PM
I thought Bulletproof was supposed to be "good"? You know, a servicable GTA clone. I'm so out of the loop
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Christopher on October 30, 2006, 05:49:41 PM
Shadow the Hedgehog makes me hate Sonic Adventure and I love those games.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:49:49 PM
Best steer clear of THIS loop, Corney.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: demi on October 30, 2006, 05:50:01 PM
I finished all three of those games.

MAF got the easy one.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:50:28 PM
WTF demi?! No WAY you played Polar Express
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: demi on October 30, 2006, 05:50:59 PM
Try me.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:51:20 PM
WTF!?! You did 100% in Open Season too?!
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: demi on October 30, 2006, 05:51:56 PM
That I did.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 05:52:41 PM
Damn, demi is NO JOKE.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Christopher on October 30, 2006, 05:53:30 PM
gross demi even Shadow?  That's the first game I ever rented and returned because I was utterly disgusted by the horrid gameplay/story.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2006, 10:14:03 PM
holy hawaiian muscle fuck, demi. WHY.
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2006, 10:21:27 PM
Shadow is awful. Why did a million Gamecube owners buy this shit?

Oh yeah, they'll buy anything with a mascot in it!
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 10:22:28 PM
Buy a RPG, ya know?
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: demi on October 30, 2006, 11:37:28 PM

Final Fantasy 12! Woo!
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: TVC15 on October 30, 2006, 11:47:26 PM

Final Fantasy 12! Woo!

(http://indarktrees.com/pics/demi.jpg)

"DEMI.  I have come for YOU.  KISS ME!"
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 11:47:38 PM
Valkyrie Profile 2 > FF12
Title: Re: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2006, 12:35:17 AM
i put roughly an hour into shadow. my GOD the frame rate is criminal -- it jumps between 10 and 30 fps (ps2 version) and if i even SLIGHTLY touch left or right on the analog stick, the camera yawns ridiculously. how can people play this? the plot is hilarious, though. shadow's out for DARK JUSTICE!