THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2006, 04:23:04 PM
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Since we all love bad games and have nothing better to do, me, MAF, and TVC-15 have decided to play some bad games we bought each other (in a strictly non-gay way) this weekend and provide some color commentary on Evilbore.
MAF got 50 Cent: Bulletproof since he's the only dude we know that's whiter than PhoenixDark. He is gonna be stone cold thuggin' with his G-Unit pals Young Buck and Tony Yayo and some other thug life dude in the mean streets.
TVC-15 got The Polar Express because he loves Christmas, the second-worst holiday of the year. He's pretty pissed that the game lacks violence, and is doubly irked that it seems to have a preponderance of saucy children.
I got Gamecube fan-favorite (over 1M copies sold!) Shadow the Hedgehog for the PS2. I can't say the thought of its distinguished mentally-challenged mascot antics and unplayable controls thrills me, although I am vaguely curious about whether or not he is, as the box suggests, a "hero or a "villain".
I also was gonna preorder a Wii in order to get Zelda early until TVC showed me that Red Steel footage over at GAF. It looks like the worst thing ever. Fuck the Wii.
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In honor of this sad event I will be switching my avatar accordingly.
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Drinky, you got off easy. You should have picked up Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg instead.
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Shadow the hedgehog :lol
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Hay I liked Billy Hatcher a little :(
Jesus 4 CDS of crappy 50 cent rap soundtrack :(
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(http://www.ic-games.co.uk/images/screenshots/2622/screenshots/2.jpg)
Im about to lay some smack down on a record exec!
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i think shadow is blacker than fitty
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I don't know what worse, chemo or 50 Cent Bulletproof. I'd rather lose my hair than lose my mind though.
MAF, RIP :(
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You 2 are fools. The Polar Express probably takes like 15 minutes to beat.
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You hope
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No way the Shadow game can be more fun than the official site. (http://www.shadow-the-hedgehog.com/en/base.html)
There was a page that was almost as good for the Shadow Nubytech controller, but I can't find it now.
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Shadow's not that bad unless you play multiplayer. Polar Express can't be too much material. MAF got fucked hard.
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TVC is convinced I got off easy.
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I think I should not have to play Polar Express if I take some hot shots of freaks tonite.
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No you have to play it
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TVC is convinced I got off easy.
The other two are mediocre, you got 4 CD'S OF FIFTY CENT MUSIC TO PLAY THROUGH.
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:(
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I thought Bulletproof was supposed to be "good"? You know, a servicable GTA clone. I'm so out of the loop
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Shadow the Hedgehog makes me hate Sonic Adventure and I love those games.
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Best steer clear of THIS loop, Corney.
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I finished all three of those games.
MAF got the easy one.
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WTF demi?! No WAY you played Polar Express
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Try me.
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WTF!?! You did 100% in Open Season too?!
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That I did.
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Damn, demi is NO JOKE.
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gross demi even Shadow? That's the first game I ever rented and returned because I was utterly disgusted by the horrid gameplay/story.
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holy hawaiian muscle fuck, demi. WHY.
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Shadow is awful. Why did a million Gamecube owners buy this shit?
Oh yeah, they'll buy anything with a mascot in it!
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Buy a RPG, ya know?
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Final Fantasy 12! Woo!
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Final Fantasy 12! Woo!
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/demi.jpg)
"DEMI. I have come for YOU. KISS ME!"
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Valkyrie Profile 2 > FF12
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i put roughly an hour into shadow. my GOD the frame rate is criminal -- it jumps between 10 and 30 fps (ps2 version) and if i even SLIGHTLY touch left or right on the analog stick, the camera yawns ridiculously. how can people play this? the plot is hilarious, though. shadow's out for DARK JUSTICE!