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Title: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:35:25 PM: It's a casual summer wedding. I'm good friends with the bride and groom and they said just some nice pants and nice shirt would be fine. omg, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Help me ... please?
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Powerslave on February 16, 2008, 05:36:06 PM: Aren't you a girl?
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM: Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: demi on February 16, 2008, 05:39:59 PM: It means one where you show off your speed bumps
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Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2008, 05:48:44 PM: Nothing.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Powerslave on February 16, 2008, 05:51:49 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM
Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

then I need some bodyshots to help me recommend you clothing that complements your bodytype and measurements :burgerking
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2008, 05:56:02 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM
Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

It means don't wear your Hooters T-shirt.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 16, 2008, 05:57:34 PM: Nice shirt and pants is code for thong only in swinger circles.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM: Ah... how about these?

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7498/03575864100ux5.jpg)
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7472/13252451209ue6.jpg)

...with some random jewelry?
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3465/04828155013df1.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2008, 06:09:55 PM: I've never been to a wedding. I wanna get wasted at a reception. :'(
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:15:15 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2008, 06:09:55 PM
I've never been to a wedding. I wanna get wasted at a reception. :'(

zomg, me too!!! :D
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 16, 2008, 06:15:51 PM: I performed at my friend's sister's hippie wedding. It was a lot of fun, even if I had no time to rehearse, my material wasn't ready and I didn't know wtf I was doing.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2008, 06:18:13 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM
Ah... how about these?

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7498/03575864100ux5.jpg)
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7472/13252451209ue6.jpg)

...with some random jewelry?
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3465/04828155013df1.jpg)

that actually seems fine if you're not part of the ceremony or family.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on February 16, 2008, 06:31:14 PM: yeah those garments are nice rodi, they sohuld be fine for a 'casual summer wedding'

weddings are diffucult to dress for
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: demi on February 16, 2008, 06:31:22 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM
Ah... how about these?

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7498/03575864100ux5.jpg)
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7472/13252451209ue6.jpg)

...with some random jewelry?
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3465/04828155013df1.jpg)

looks good for a carpet muncher, go for it
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: brawndolicious on February 16, 2008, 07:00:20 PM: that looks fine. I always wear a suit and tie and everything to one and those are uncomfortable as hell. you may as well wear something pretty comfortable (but looks good) since weddings are usually pretty long.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 07:11:15 PM: Wow, thanks guys. I think I'll go for that outfit, if not something similar.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
wtf, people got naked at your wedding? :-*
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Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 16, 2008, 07:23:00 PM: Wedding orgies are awesome!

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 07:11:15 PM
Wow, thanks guys. I think I'll go for that outfit, if not something similar.

Why don't you wear your military uniform? Chicks in military uniforms are hot.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on February 16, 2008, 07:23:33 PM: sounds hot, I hope my wedding ends up being pretty zany
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: drew on February 16, 2008, 07:36:20 PM: That outfit looks like your a paleontologist who just got off the plane from a dig in somalia.

Or the missionary girl in Rambo IV. :lol
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2008, 07:38:24 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM
...with some random jewelry?
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3465/04828155013df1.jpg)

You should just go in that.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 07:56:23 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on February 16, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
That outfit looks like your a paleontologist who just got off the plane from a dig in somalia.

Or the missionary girl in Rambo IV. :lol

I like paleontologists who just got off digs. I think their sexy.

edit: btw, it turns out that its a semi-formal event and I'm now looking for a dress or a nice pant suit. :'(
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 16, 2008, 07:59:49 PM: Military uniforms are formal, no?
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 08:02:25 PM: Being part of the military, neither the groom, bride, or I want to wear our military uniforms. It's a patriotic thing. ;)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM: pant suits are hot :drool
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 16, 2008, 08:48:19 PM: Quote from: Scenester on February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
pant suits are hot :drool

I think I'd look too much like a dyke though. It's a wedding in the mid-west, don't really want to push it since I almost saw the hosts of Top Gear almost get killed.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 16, 2008, 09:35:18 PM: omg crotch digger TOTAL. :duh
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: brawndolicious on February 16, 2008, 09:36:43 PM: The top gear people were in alabama. just go with a pant suit.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 01:49:21 AM: Ok. Get this:
Petite lightweight wool blazer & pant
3/4 sleeve v-neck criss-cross top (if you get the lavender one it's on sale for $29.99 - up to you)
(http://www.bananarepublic.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Outfit/108/OUT10862/outfit/br-otf-out10862odv01.jpg)
http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862 (http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862)

I have a coupon/discounts. Give me a call. :duh
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2008, 01:52:53 AM: I've worn something like that before
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 02:03:50 AM: SsSSSssHHHhhHH!!!!

Option #2:
Cashmere argyle short-sleeve sweater $148 / PXS
(Wear this with a collared button up shirt, smarty, like in the picture)
(http://www.jcrew.com/images/newshots2004/main305/90723_KD6082_m_SP08.jpg)
Petite ryan minicheck wide-leg pant $68.60 / 0P
(http://www.bananarepublic.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Product/548/548570/big/br548570-01vliv01.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2008, 02:09:44 AM: the pigs are walking!
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 02:13:46 AM: It's quite simple, rodi:

Just dress like Olivia Benson.
(http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070328mariska.jpg)
(http://ten.com.au/ten/images/LO-SVU_Mariska_Hargitay_300wide.jpg)

You can pretend like you're on a special victims unit case while you're snacking on hors d'oeuvres; you'll still look smokin' hot yet no one will question your sexual orientation.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2008, 02:23:52 AM: Post some pics of yourself after the wedding so we can see what you chose to wear. ;)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: xnikki118x on February 17, 2008, 05:07:24 AM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 01:49:21 AM
Ok. Get this:
Petite lightweight wool blazer & pant
3/4 sleeve v-neck criss-cross top (if you get the lavender one it's on sale for $29.99 - up to you)
(http://www.bananarepublic.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Outfit/108/OUT10862/outfit/br-otf-out10862odv01.jpg)
http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862 (http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862)

I have a coupon/discounts. Give me a call. :duh

I want.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 17, 2008, 07:32:39 AM: I kind of like the cardigan. I'll talk with you later, CrystalGemini.

Quote from: am nintenho on February 16, 2008, 09:36:43 PM
The top gear people were in alabama. just go with a pant suit.

As you can see from the picture below, it's not too far off. They're both pink states.

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4467/mapamericagoodtc2.png)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:36:27 AM: Wait. What state is it in again? ???
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM: Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2008, 08:15:19 AM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM
Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!

wtf, when I told you about that incident you swore you wouldn't tell a soul!
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 08:24:38 AM: Option 3 (el cheapo option):
Old Navy lightweight cardigan $24.50
(http://www.oldnavy.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/568/568068/big/on568068-03vliv01.jpg)
Suede Ballet Flat $19.50
(http://www.oldnavy.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/521/521965/big/on521965-01vliv01.jpg)
OR Ankle Strap Flats $9.99
(http://www.oldnavy.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/522/522925/quick/on522925-00qlv01.jpg)
With the above pants.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 08:25:03 AM: Quote from: Ichi on February 17, 2008, 08:15:19 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM
Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!

wtf, when I told you about that incident you swore you wouldn't tell a soul!
:ninja
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2008, 08:26:49 AM: at least leave out the parts about Mupepe and Himuro and the jar of Crisco. :'(
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 08:29:53 AM: Hey, rodi, if I suggested you wear this you probably laugh in my face and shut the door huh?
Beach dress $98
(http://www.jcrew.com/images/newshots2004/main500/88943_BL8783_m_SP08.jpg)
Trench coat $198
(http://www.bananarepublic.com/Asset_Archive/BRWeb/Assets/Outfit/108/OUT10882/outfit/br-otf-out10882odv01.jpg)
Espadrilles $78.40
(http://www.jcrew.com/images/nov299/emstyle/91013_BL8465.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 08:30:41 AM: Quote from: Ichi on February 17, 2008, 08:26:49 AM
at least leave out the parts about Mupepe and Himuro and the jar of Crisco. :'(
Crisco... mMmMMMmmmmm.....
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2008, 08:31:53 AM: Himuro's nipples looked exactly like Hershey's chocolate Kisses...

*shudder*
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: abrader on February 17, 2008, 09:05:42 AM: Casuau eh?

show up with a thong on and a condom on each finger.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: cloudwalking on February 17, 2008, 09:25:56 AM: crystalgemini has awesome fashion sense. you're making me want to go clothes shopping :o
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 17, 2008, 09:47:36 AM: I need a fashion consultant. I have a female friend who periodically offers to fill the role, but never follows through.
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2008, 12:48:30 PM: i need a woman who knows how to dress :o
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Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2008, 12:57:34 PM: i need a woman
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 06:06:16 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 17, 2008, 09:25:56 AM
crystalgemini has awesome fashion sense. you're making me want to go clothes shopping :o
:-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 18, 2008, 01:06:40 AM: I"m going on a messenger. You better be on, Crystal Gemini!

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Sorry about the late response, I was sleeping!!!
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The wedding's in Wyoming. I know, I know. :o
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: TVC15 on February 18, 2008, 01:22:04 AM: Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 08:48:19 PM
Quote from: Scenester on February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
pant suits are hot :drool

I think I'd look too much like a dyke though. It's a wedding in the mid-west, don't really want to push it since I almost saw the hosts of Top Gear almost get killed.

Are you saying that FBI AGENT DANA SCULLY looks like a dyke?
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 18, 2008, 02:07:35 AM: No, but to a wedding she would. Actually, she's kind of sexy. lawl
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM: How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: T234 on February 18, 2008, 02:35:05 AM: Speaking of possibilities even the pope would condone masturbating to:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_02/JohanssonWIRE1602_468x656.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]Re93Xl3ty_o[/youtube]
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: rodi on February 18, 2008, 02:55:25 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM
How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff

:gun :gun :gun :maf
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2008, 10:34:39 AM: rodi pwned.

I have to be at work at 5am tomorrow :(
Title: Re: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!!
Post by: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 10:45:26 AM: Quote from: rodi on February 18, 2008, 02:55:25 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM
How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff

:gun :gun :gun :maf

Your e-bullets are no match for my e-manliness! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! :pimp