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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:36:04 PM

Title: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:36:04 PM
sup doodz!  wife's about to birth the little one within the next couple of hours.  :o  i've got a few mins to relax, so i just thought i'd say hi straight from the room where magic happens (our hospital has a bad ass WiFi connection and a cool little desk for daddy's laptop).  wish us luck boreans!

and... it was nice knowin' ya.  :-\
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 18, 2008, 10:36:39 PM
Good luck! You're gonna need it.

It's pretty awesome that Evilbore probably knows before a lot of people he knows in real-life, including family members. :lol
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2008, 10:36:40 PM
hyp was a good man.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:37:10 PM
:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2008, 10:39:15 PM
Can I have your XBL account?
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:39:52 PM
only if you baby sit.  :-*
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2008, 10:42:57 PM
I charge $19/hr., and I need medical.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Eric P on February 18, 2008, 10:45:37 PM
good luck

remember to eat the afterbirth so that predators can't follow your pack
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 18, 2008, 10:50:17 PM
Congrats! Let me know if you want me to do some rigorous psychological testing on the tyke in three or four years.  ;)
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:54:38 PM
thanks guys  :)  i really do appreciate it, especially the comic relief. 
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2008, 10:56:49 PM
I didn't even know you were married.  Good luck.  Do you know if its a boy or a girl yet?
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 18, 2008, 10:57:35 PM
good luck

remember to eat the afterbirth so that predators can't follow your pack

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Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Valcrist on February 18, 2008, 11:22:52 PM
enjoy the new chapter of your life.  :D
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 11:32:52 PM
Congrats dude, when you're up at 2am you can check the bore.  :-*

PS - You should totally raise your baby to be a killer ninja.  :ninja
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2008, 11:34:08 PM
you can get about a cool grand for it on the international black market

ask willco, he has the chinese hookups
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 18, 2008, 11:40:49 PM
Good luck, pal! 

I guess you won't be playing TF2 anytime soon but I'll be down for a game whenever you have time. 
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2008, 11:47:39 PM
sup doodz!  wife's about to birth the little one within the next couple of hours.  :o  i've got a few mins to relax, so i just thought i'd say hi straight from the room where magic happens (our hospital has a bad ass WiFi connection and a cool little desk for daddy's laptop).  wish us luck boreans!

and... it was nice knowin' ya.  :-\
holy shit dude

congrats :bow :bow

I guess you'll be posting even less :'(
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: brawndolicious on February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM
yeah, you get pretty tense before it happens (I was in the waiting room for my mom 7 months ago).  The conditions for the mom and spouse are actually really comfortable though and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

good luck and take cute pictures. :)
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:08:17 AM
and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Oblivion on February 19, 2008, 12:09:35 AM
Holy shit, I didn't know you was gonna have a baby. Congrats, mang! :)
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: brawndolicious on February 19, 2008, 12:13:42 AM
and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
well it's hell but it ain't impossible...they do sleep A LOT!

he'd still have a little time to play games.  especially if he learns how to hold the baby while playing which is really easy.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:16:05 AM
and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
well it's hell but it ain't impossible...they do sleep A LOT!

he'd still have a little time to play games.  especially if he learns how to hold the baby while playing which is really easy.
They stop sleeping a lot after the first year.   But you can continue your life and still do stuff like play games.  But saying "it's not too much trouble" is giving the man the wrong idea.  Your life changes greatly (in a good way :) )

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me. 
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 19, 2008, 12:35:55 AM

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me. 

Is that a good pickup line?
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: thekavorka on February 19, 2008, 12:47:02 AM
congrats
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Fresh Prince on February 19, 2008, 12:52:10 AM
yeah, you get pretty tense before it happens (I was in the waiting room for my mom 7 months ago).  The conditions for the mom and spouse are actually really comfortable though and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

good luck and take cute pictures. :)
At the age ot three stick'em in front of a TV and give meals. You might have to seperate siblings if neccessary.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: abrader on February 19, 2008, 01:12:07 AM
congrats
!

Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: xnikki118x on February 19, 2008, 05:18:37 AM
Congratulations! I hope everything is going/went well for mother and baby!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: MCD on February 19, 2008, 05:26:47 AM
congrats dude.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: hyp on February 19, 2008, 05:39:56 AM
6lbs, 14ounces!  she's a little one, but boy does she get heavy after holding her for a while.   thanks for the tips, she's already turning me into a softie.  i see bad things ahead when she learns the art of coercion.  :-\

the wife and kid are now sound asleep, i'm about to get some rest too.  what a night.  i must say that i've got 10x respect for women after experiencing the hell my wife just went through.  thanks for the love bore and goodnight/morning!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2008, 06:01:04 AM
Congrats!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Powerslave on February 19, 2008, 06:40:43 AM
you seem pretty laid back about the whole thing hyp :)
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: cloudwalking on February 19, 2008, 06:51:39 AM
congratulations! it's great that everything went well for you and she's healthy and happy!

what did you name her?

we all want to see pics!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 07:23:58 AM

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me. 

Is that a good pickup line?
The fact that I have a child is usually a turn off for women

CONGRATS HYP!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2008, 08:47:38 AM
awesome, congrats
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Akala on February 19, 2008, 10:43:17 AM
Congrats!   :D
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2008, 10:46:33 AM
Grats :bow

Good to hear everything went smooth as a baby's bottom
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2008, 11:06:29 AM
GOOD JOB HYP :lol

bravo, my man
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Rman on February 19, 2008, 11:42:22 AM
Congrats.  Best wishes to wifey and baby.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: demi on March 01, 2008, 06:57:18 PM
it is a girl? trade it in and get a new one
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: tiesto on March 01, 2008, 07:10:42 PM
Congrats, dude!!!
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Tauntaun on March 01, 2008, 09:44:35 PM
Pics man, PICS so we can: awwww :heart
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 01, 2008, 10:15:02 PM
Congratulations, hyp! You're going to make a great father. :)

All the best.
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2008, 02:39:58 AM
fathers :rock
daughters :rock
wireless :rock
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2008, 02:45:57 AM
fathers :rock
daughters :rock
wireless :rock

Why come you left out the wife? 
Title: Re: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2008, 02:48:50 AM
because this thread is about fathers, daughters, and wireless?

wives :rock