THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:29:19 AM

Title: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:29:19 AM
Seriously. It's Halloween already here and the kids that come to the door are absolute punks. They're hardly ever in costume and at one point, ten of them came to the door at once and started trying to step inside and shit. Not to mention not one of the fuckers thanked me.

I've also noticed it's always the fat ones trying to scam extra candy. One little shit of the aforementioned ten tried to argue the point with me despite the fact I'd already given him a chocolate bar and some wrapped sweeties, saying he wanted another chocolate bar. No dice. Then a little fat girl tried to pull the "my friend's waiting outside can I have some for her too?" scam. She didn't realise that being a morbidly obese fagass gave her away to all and sundry.

Fuck Halloween.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 02:30:35 AM
It's not even midnight PST - where the hell do you live, future traveler?
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:30:53 AM
New Zealand.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 02:31:32 AM
So wait, doesn't that mean you're behind me?  So how is it Halloween?
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 31, 2006, 02:35:28 AM
And The Phantom Menace lol
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!  :punch
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:39:52 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!  :punch

I live here. I think I would know.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:42:09 AM
It was New Zealand
http://www.newzealand.com/travel/about-nz/culture/lotr-2003/introduction.cfm

 :lol :lol :lol

POLARI OWNED

Looks like you're out of the loop on your own country mate.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2006, 02:42:28 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:39:52 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!  :punch

I live here. I think I would know.
http://www.newzealand.com/travel/about-nz/culture/lotr-2003/introduction.cfm (http://www.newzealand.com/travel/about-nz/culture/lotr-2003/introduction.cfm)
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2006, 02:42:40 AM
Damn, beaten by PD.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:44:10 AM
Hey Polari what's the national bird of New Zealand?
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2006, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:44:10 AM
Hey Polari what's the national bird of New Zealand?
OH SHIT PD TALKING SMACK
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:47:41 AM
Lies, all lies.

The scene where they hide from those horsemen in the first film is where I go on my morning run.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:49:32 AM
:o
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2006, 02:50:14 AM
You am live in New Zealand mountains?
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:51:43 AM
Yes. The children traverse the mountains in an epic quest for candy only to get headbutted by my goat and called out on their obesity.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2006, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:51:43 AM
Yes. The children traverse the mountains in an epic quest for candy only to get headbutted by my goat and called out on their obesity.
That must've been a big goat to catch up and hit down big children.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:57:24 AM
Everything here is bigger. DVDs are the size of laserdiscs, for example.

If anyone wants to work within the original parameters of the topic, which were how we should line up all children and shoot them, feel free.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Polari on October 31, 2006, 03:00:52 AM
God I hate you, "Last Edit" message. :(
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2006, 03:10:43 AM
A spin, something rude I did to a kid (on accident):

I was playing basketball and the ball in the court was half-flat so I asked this kid if he wanted to play basketball with us since he had a good ball and he said "just give it back to me when you're finished" and when I got back to the court, I threw the ball to my friends since there's a iron fence with spikes on top of it (not chainlink) going around the court so I just threw it to them instead of walking around with it and it hit directly on one of the spikes and popped it. I spent 10 minutes looking for duct tape and said there was an accident when he saw the duct tape on the ball. He was in SHOCK.

If it's any consolation the kid acts ghetto (he's like 11).

I don't actually stock up on candy for Halloween.  I just buy twenty bags the day after for $5.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 31, 2006, 07:25:46 AM
Yeah, halloween sucks.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 31, 2006, 11:55:40 AM
kids are kids, the older I get the more I dont like em. Fact is aside from the obvious adults I dont like you kids either.
Title: Re: Children today are so rude
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2006, 11:58:30 AM
the greatest shame of this age is the fact that we made beating other people's kids a crime