If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
Oh, man, you've got to get out more. Sadly those people exist.I've known one guy who's dad had a weed plant in the backyard for "medicinal purposes" but he beat the shit out the kid when he came home to see the kid passed out on the couch and the whole house smelling like weed. Well, the kid was only 13 at the time but still, that article sounded like an exaggeration to me.
A great way to make white people feel good is to tell them about situations where poor people changed how they were doing things because they were given the ‘whiter’ option. “Back in my old town, people used to shop at Wal*Mart and then this non-profit organization came in and set up a special farmers co-op so that we could buy more local produce, and within two weeks the Wal*Mart shut down and we elected our first Democratic representative in 40 years.” White people will first ask which non-profit and are they hiring? After that, they will be filled with euphoria and will invite you to more parties to tell this story to their friends, so that they can feel great.
But it is ESSENTIAL that you reassert that poor people do not make decisions based on free will. That news could crush white people and their hope for the future.
I'm so sorry for you. :(
I'm so sorry for you. :(
What? You look whiter than most pure-bled Aryans.
I'm not the one pretending not to be white.
Eric P, are you familiar with the writings of David Brooks?
Does that mean you carry a bigger switchblade? </stereotyping>I'm so sorry for you. :(
What? You look whiter than most pure-bled Aryans.
It's actually camouflage. I'm not white, but my pale complexion helps me avoid lynchings whenever I travel to southern states. :shh
:lol Cajole. I'm more Puerto Rican than you, dude.
Does that mean you carry a bigger switchblade? </stereotyping>spoiler (click to show/hide)There are more guns in the trunk of my car than in most people's houses that I know. lol southerner[close]
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Jeez the comments on the site are worth the price of admission.
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I would only move to BC, because that is where all the chinas and viet bitches live, and you know how I love that g**k pussy.
Jeez the comments on the site are worth the price of admission.
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I would only move to BC, because that is where all the chinas and viet bitches live, and you know how I love that g**k pussy.
Stuff White People LikeJeez the comments on the site are worth the price of admission.
Look at this gem:QuoteWhite Guy
I would only move to BC, because that is where all the chinas and viet bitches live, and you know how I love that g**k pussy.
i found a feminist sit which had comments from their readers about this site. racist and classist.
i swear to christ, white people...
Link?
It strikes me as a collection of stereotypes; but that in itself is probably part of the point. Getting to think of ourselves as individuals and not just cyphers onto which people project their preconceived notions is an element of white privilege.
I don’t know who is behind the site or who it’s for, either. I like to think that it’s a group of POC. If it’s some het white cis hipster dudes making fun of a bunch of only slightly different het white cis hipster dudes, then it’s just cheap more-x-than-thou.
I didn’t laugh. But then, my humorlessness is well known.
I don’t know who is behind the site or who it’s for, either. I like to think that it’s a group of POC. If it’s some het white cis hipster dudes making fun of a bunch of only slightly different het white cis hipster dudes, then it’s just cheap more-x-than-thou.