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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:29:36 AM

Title: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:29:36 AM: was at the office at 8:30 AM ET - just got home at 1:00 AM ET.

tomorrow i get to do it again

got home to my girlfriend nagging like id been out fucking someone.

just what i needed.

she is cool now - but fukk mann fukk.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:32:08 AM: also i left my powerbook in the car and the battery is dead :( and i dont have time ot charge it tomorrow because ill be about all day...andim in my boxer shorts and its 40 deg outside so dont feel like getting it but know i need to
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: bagofeyes on February 28, 2008, 02:32:57 AM: teach your gf who's boss :punch
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2008, 02:34:29 AM: Tell her to post here if she's bored. We'll take good care of her.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:35:31 AM: she fucking hates video games
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2008, 02:38:11 AM: So? We've got plenty of modern renaissance men like TVC, Patel, Cohen, Prole, Ichi, etc... who have many interests outside of videogames.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:41:00 AM: this is true - still she makes fun of me for posting here....

And she cant even remember the forum name - she sees it from across the room and calls it Evil Boris.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 02:45:48 AM: We actually have a poster called Evil Boris. :o :o :o
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: abrader on February 28, 2008, 02:47:12 AM: im pretty posative she has an acount here - she use to lurk it - but i dont think she has done it in a LONG time because she hasnt said anything about me or another users posts lately.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 02:55:57 AM: If you ever wanna prank her, you should announce you're planning to break up with her here, and wait to see if she reads it.
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 12:15:26 PM: Just fart on her every once in a while, keep her in her place! :sonic
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 12:50:56 PM: Take it from Tauntaun, he's a happily married man, he knows what works!
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 12:56:58 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 12:50:56 PM
Take it from Tauntaun, he's a happily married man, he knows what works!

Straight up! :punch I farted several times while my wife and I were snuggled on the couch watching American Idol last night!!! /no homo :-*
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 01:03:34 PM: She's yer wife, why would it be homo? Farting in chicks' faces is a surefire turn-on
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 01:05:08 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 01:03:34 PM
She's yer wife, why would it be homo? Farting in chicks' faces is a surefire turn-on

I was referring to the American Idol part. :shh
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 01:06:39 PM: Yeah, that is pretty gay.

:piss Tauntaun :piss2

I bet you like watersports too, don'tcha

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I like water polo best...get in the water, I'll play with your pole, oh! :-*
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Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 01:48:29 PM: I don't like water sports.

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We can play in the bathtub though. :-*
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Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 01:51:48 PM: I like to shower :-*
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 01:51:58 PM: Naked :-*
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 01:59:36 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
Naked :-*

:omg
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 02:01:26 PM: Shocking, innit? :-*
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: tiesto on February 28, 2008, 02:29:46 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
Just fart on her every once in a while, keep her in her place! :sonic

One or two Dutch Ovens should do the trick...
Title: Re: fukk im paralyzed
Post by: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 02:33:33 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 02:01:26 PM
Shocking, innit? :-*

More titillating actually. :hump