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Title: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 12:03:57 PM
(http://www.4c-parfum.de/product-images/armani_aqua_di_gio_men.jpg)

I'm wearing it to my various interviews today, and already I got people telling me I smell amazing.

Buy it for Christmas.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 12:05:12 PM
who the fuck actively smells people?

all i ask is that people don't reek. the rest is just faggotry!

Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 12:06:42 PM
women drinky, women.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 12:07:55 PM
women want the heady musk of pure testosterone

girly men get put in the friend zone
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 12:09:41 PM
so I should go to the gym and then go on the interview?  Smelling like hot man juice?
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 01, 2006, 12:12:59 PM
Yes.  Instead of shaking hands with your interviewer, you should urinate on his shoes.

Let him know who the fuck is boss.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 12:14:17 PM
Cologne sucks. I dont even like most after-shaves. If you dont just smell CLEAN after a shower and some unscented deoderant, do some goddamned laundry.

Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 12:20:05 PM
laundry sucks
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 12:22:56 PM
COLOGNE IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR LAUNDRY!
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Error Macro on November 01, 2006, 12:30:26 PM
Wait...

Do your laundry WITH COLOGNE!  :o
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 01, 2006, 12:41:26 PM
I used to like this cologne called "Bowling Green" but I really don't wear cologne anymore. I agree with the people saying soap, deodorant and detergent is all you really need.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 01:09:21 PM
I just dont think a person should smell good or bad. I dont even buy scented deoderant. Unscented ftw
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Loki on November 01, 2006, 01:27:19 PM
I used Aqua di Gio for a couple of years along with Jean Paul Gaultier.  Nowadays I use Armani's Mania and Clinique Happy for Men for outdoors days in the spring/summer.

I've been meaning to shop for a new scent lately, though.  I've been using Mania for about 2 years now, so it's time for a change.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 01:29:01 PM
we really need that limp-wristed emoticon from oa
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 01, 2006, 01:30:43 PM
I just dont think a person should smell good or bad. I dont even buy scented deoderant. Unscented ftw


Me too! Most deodorants make me break out so I use this one that's made from Aloe, not Talc. (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/supergay.gif)
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 01:32:19 PM
Well its like, all scented deoderants do is tell people around you that youre either nervous or out of shape.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 01:33:41 PM
I use MITCHUM cause it sounds like that Joe Don Baker character and also it promises I only hafta use it once a day
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 03:25:51 PM
Loki - I have Armani Mania myself I have a whole assortment of them actually ;p

So colonge is gay now?  I didn't know that spraying a scent on you makes you attracted to cock
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 01, 2006, 03:31:04 PM
GIRLS KISS ME ON THE CHEEK AND HUG WHEN I SMELL NICE THAT MEANS THEY WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE RITE??
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 03:32:54 PM
:-*
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 01, 2006, 03:34:05 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: whiteACID on November 01, 2006, 03:35:48 PM
(http://www.escentual.co.uk/isroot/Escentual/SiteImages/ProductImages/TommyHilfiger/TrueStarMen/edt.jpg)
Instant I-gotta-change-my-pants scent
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 01, 2006, 03:36:27 PM
That thing looks like an Alienware case.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Takuan on November 01, 2006, 03:58:23 PM
Wow, didn't know Hilfiger made colognes.

There's a sample of Banana Republic's Gray Slate in this month's GQ, and that smells pretty nice.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 01, 2006, 04:17:28 PM
File this thread under UBER FAGGURTRY.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 04:19:20 PM
I think when a person gets all 'growed' up and practical they stop with silly things.

Unless of course they end up somewhere above middle management standing in the middle of whatever business they run talking about fishing and golf and CHIKS RITE?
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 04:20:01 PM
WELL WERE NOT ALL GROWN UP YET MAF
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 01, 2006, 04:21:19 PM
WELL WERE NOT ALL OLD AND JADED YET MAF

Fixed. :punch
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 04:21:36 PM
I AM!
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 01, 2006, 04:22:35 PM
We know. :'(
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Bacon on November 01, 2006, 04:25:24 PM
I always thought the Tommy scents smelled like shit.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 04:26:05 PM
my best friend wears that shit on overdose I agree
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: etiolate on November 01, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
I know people who put WAY too much of aqua di gio on and it has made me come to dislike the cologne over time. I think well used, it's a good cologne.

I use

(http://www.perfume.net/w/290.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 01, 2006, 05:48:33 PM
I"m a cool water man it does me well and chicks dig the smell. I even splash a little on the junk for good luck.
Title: Re: Best Cologne ever
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2006, 05:55:23 PM
Cologne sucks. I dont even like most after-shaves. If you dont just smell CLEAN after a shower and some unscented deoderant, do some goddamned laundry.


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