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Title: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 05:49:21 PM
A couple days ago I was trying to play something (St. Cornelius' rap song) in real player and a gay porn video came up. I originally thought it was Corny's doing but I'm starting to see a pattern of similar stuff.

Normally I use Firefox for internet browsing but I decided to check my email using Internet Explorer a few minutes ago. I was checking my Gmail account, and when I typed in "g" I noticed a bunch of google searches came up. The url searches:

Latin gay porn
x-tube
gay blowjob
Latin gay

I've barely used this computer for porn purposes since it's not mine, but when I do I stick to Firefox and then delete the history/cookies/etc. Whoever did this is clearly a fucking amateur. Rule #1 is always DELETE THE EVIDENCE. Now I'm rather intrigued by this discovery. I've got 3 brothers so I don't know which one is the guilty party. I deleted the IE history which might give the person a heads up. This is building up to be quite the mystery

BROTHER #1
Age: 17
Probability: 30%

I doubt it's him. He's 17 and knows enough about computers to delete the history. Plus he doesn't strike me as a possible gay. He's somewhat of an intellectual

BROTHER #2
Age: 15
Probability: 60%

I suggested he was gay years ago, but he disappeared from my gaydar about a year ago. He used to put on a blanket as a cape and strip for me and my brothers but I never consented. The biggest hint of evidence is that he doesn't know much of anything about computers. The other two play computer games and use various programs but he's always been behind the curve

BROTHER #3:
Age: 14
Probability: 20%

I highly doubt it's him. He's the stereotypical suburban kid who listens to gangsta rap and thinks he's awesome. Well, he's not. The only thing that makes me suspect him is the fact that he's an Ntard.


So EB, what's the best way to find out who it is? I don't want to be sneaky and catch people in the act. I'd rather set up an ingenious trap and trace the culprit
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 05:49:43 PM
Are you sure it's not porn you left there?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 28, 2008, 05:51:36 PM
yeah I think this is a Memento-style scenario in which you forgot you downloaded the gay porn
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 05:52:24 PM
brother #1 - intellectuals are usually gay.  sup, prole?

brother #2 - you said all you need to say

brother #3 - obviously over compensating

maybe they're all fucking each other.  watch out for robbed rite-aids in your community
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 05:56:01 PM
AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 05:56:53 PM
Well, since those brothers got arrested, there's an opening in the black gay incest market.  There's money to be had, PD.  Bring in your gay friend Himuro if you need someone non-blood related for penetration.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 05:57:01 PM
Epic thread.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 05:57:26 PM
AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa
why you laughing?  we all know why you were sent to Florida

only steers and queers come from texas.  and you're not a steer, garrett.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 05:57:35 PM
black people jerking off to latinos... now i have seen it all
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
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Whoever did this is clearly a fucking amateur. Rule #1 is always DELETE THE EVIDENCE.

:rofl

I love you Maurice. On some real shit.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 05:58:50 PM
AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa
why you laughing?  we all know why you were sent to Florida

only steers and queers come from texas.  and you're not a steer, garrett.

 :lol
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
I am sure your brothers are labeling you as gay as well. Where the women at?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: drew on February 28, 2008, 05:59:35 PM
You're not doing your job as a brother.  Just assume it's the youngest and beat the gay out of him.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
I mean, Himuro can't even draw art titties.  He probably has never even seen a tit.  I bet he's scared of them.  And his first choice of who to fuck out of The Breakfast Club was ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL!
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:00:35 PM
black people jerking off to latinos... now i have seen it all

Are you serious? I've got a ton of Latina porn on my hd. Marquetta Jewel :drool
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:01:26 PM
why the fuck do you people download porn?  youporn.com  dur
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 06:01:36 PM
What you can do:

Use the comp before Brother 2 is gonna use it. Leave the gaysite he browsed open in the browser but minimize it. If he doesn't come up to you mentioning it, you got the guy.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:01:45 PM
I mean, Himuro can't even draw art titties.  He probably has never even seen a tit.  I bet he's scared of them.  And his first choice of who to fuck out of The Breakfast Club was ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL!

Bitch, if you told me that crazy chick was in lesbian movies i would have picked her first
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:04:05 PM
PD I recommend getting a cheap webcam and installing some surveilance software.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:04:58 PM
why the fuck do you people download porn?  youporn.com  dur

xtube or bust, mupes
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:05:15 PM
checking it out now
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:07:12 PM
I will not believe Himumu is straight until he provides us with original art titties.  And maybe some Schiele-style gash, too.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:07:28 PM
xtube's videos are not loading
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
you're on keith

Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
xtube's videos are not loading


Works for me, could be something on your end
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:12:40 PM
you're on keith



Bring it, bottom bitch.  I want something Shiele/Klimt-esque.  If you want some bonus points, you're going to have to Bacon it up a bit.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:13:10 PM
there are some white girls who came by campus the other week. i got their numbers. because of how i dress (specifically my hat) they said I look like an artist. I'm going to ask one of them if she wants to me to draw her nude.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:14:20 PM
I've never used Xtube. Usually I just use tnaflix and certain download sites. The fact that a porn came up in Real Player suggests someone either downloaded it or is going to those 30 second clip sites, which of course can lead to spyware problems. Their computer has always had spyware problems that I have to fix, so maybe this is why.

Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:14:43 PM
But all artists are fegs.  They think you are gay.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:17:12 PM
Fuck off lol
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 28, 2008, 06:19:24 PM
i would have read the initial post but i need it formatted in the classic sohh style
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:22:03 PM
mupepe had the best fucking deepthroat porn on his computer when we were 15 (or when he was 14 or something). God that was the best shit. I saw it on his pc when i was over once and I immediately searched for it on kazaa when i got home. I got it and ended up deleting it later because this was back when we had like 10 gig hd
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 06:22:26 PM
Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?


Sometimes, you wanna know.

sounds like first hand experience to me!
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:23:41 PM
xtube is alright.  interface seems clunky and videos are generally short
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?


Sometimes, you wanna know.

I can't read this while Clooney is staring back
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
xtube is alright.  interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: drew on February 28, 2008, 06:24:28 PM
Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?


Sometimes, you wanna know.

 :lol

no.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:24:33 PM
Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.

I'm sure you can devise a plan using keylogging software, too.  Fo free
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:26:04 PM
xtube is alright.  interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?
yes!  i like the amateur videos where they switch positions a few times and whatnot.  plus, i'm not a fucking quickie.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: MCD on February 28, 2008, 06:26:50 PM
check their mobile phones if they have any, you may find evidence there.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 28, 2008, 06:27:08 PM
i would have read the initial post but i need it formatted in the classic sohh style

this is a great idea, sadly no time at work tonight
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:27:58 PM
xtube is alright.  interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?
yes!  i like the amateur videos where they switch positions a few times and whatnot.  plus, i'm not a fucking quickie.

Sometimes I just want to go to bed, Mupepe.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:29:01 PM
And Himumu, I mean ART titties, not just like circles with nipples.  Needs artistry.  I want the art tities and gash version of this, basically:

(http://www.artquotes.net/masters/bacon/bacon_triptych1973.jpg)
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:30:01 PM
Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.

I'm sure you can devise a plan using keylogging software, too.  Fo free

I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2008, 06:35:01 PM


I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087

How dare he encroach on her privacy like that.  :lol

She has a 12 year old's body.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 06:42:54 PM
This is some crazy shit.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2008, 06:43:22 PM
I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087

I totally see a mini-PD throwing a condom at you while him a a latina lover boy get nasty in the computer chair.

Quote
She has a 12 year old's body.

Perfect for himuro
She's not an actual 12-year-old though.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:44:28 PM
What with the obsession with latin pr0n, I am guessing he is a budding transgressionist.  Leave copies of Crash and The Story of the Eye by the computer.  Give him something with literary merit to fap to.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:47:44 PM
What with the obsession with latin pr0n, I am guessing he is a budding transgressionist.  Leave copies of Crash and The Story of the Eye by the computer.  Give him something with literary merit to fap to.

Latinas are hot, and I'm man enough to say many latina cheeseburgers look amazing. But "latin gay"? SMH
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 06:49:16 PM
Ask Prole!  He was reading it in the bookstore today.  It's like the middle ground between Ballard and de Sade.  I think I am too obsessed with this shit to give an objective recommendation.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 07:00:43 PM
You can nab the PDF of it here:

http://supervert.com/elibrary/georges_bataille

It's basically public domain.

hahaha, the wikipedia synopsis is awesome

Quote
The pair undertake an orgy with other adolescents, which does involve some broken glass and involuntary bloodletting, ending in Marcelle's breakdown, without any further sexual contact at this stage. The narrator flees his own parents' home, and takes a pistol from the office of his bedridden, senile and violent aged father. They view Marcelle within a sanatorium, but fail to break her out. Naked, they flee during night, back to Simone's home, and there are more displays of exhibitionist sex before Simone's widowed mother before the two are finally able to break Marcelle out of the institution. Unfortunately, Marcelle is now totally insane, and deprived of her therapeutic environment, she hangs herself. The pair have sex next to her corpse.

Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
smh @ that girl and little boy body

 :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:09:13 PM
So is you brother a cigarillo or what?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:14:14 PM
What makes me a homophobic?
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Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 07:16:05 PM
stfu cigarillo hater
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 07:32:47 PM
What makes me a homophobic?

Would you touch a penis?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:36:08 PM
I touch my penis all the time.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 07:38:15 PM
You are being evasive, are you concerned you will be outed as the homophobe you are?

What are your crimes?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 07:42:14 PM
I've made sure to test two brothers so far, the 17yo and 14yo. Nothing so far. The other will get on later I'm sure

Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 07:44:55 PM
How are you testing them?  Walking up behind them and slinging your cock over their shoulder?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:47:16 PM
Did you make passes at them? They probably think you are gay now. lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2008, 07:51:10 PM
 :lol
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 28, 2008, 07:54:22 PM
I clicked this thread
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 07:57:22 PM
How are you testing them?  Walking up behind them and slinging your cock over their shoulder?

When I see they're on the  computer I go upstairs, wait till they come back up, then go down and check the history. Kinda weak plan right now, but I'm guessing things will happen later tonight. That's when I'd look at porn
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 07:59:30 PM
Isn't it only like 5-6PM for you?  If there was illicit homofappin going on, don't you think they'd display more discretion in their chosen fapping time?



Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 08:22:17 PM
Isn't it only like 5-6PM for you?  If there was illicit homofappin going on, don't you think they'd display more discretion in their chosen fapping time?





I agree. Last night I fapped around 2am during my nightly porn discussion with Smooth Groove. I'll spend most of the night reading but when I'm done I'll see what's up
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 08:24:14 PM
I made a poll.  Let's let Evilbore decide.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2008, 08:25:42 PM
did PD just admit to jerking off while talking to Smooth?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 08:27:22 PM
Isn't it only like 5-6PM for you?  If there was illicit homofappin going on, don't you think they'd display more discretion in their chosen fapping time?





I agree. Last night I fapped around 2am during my nightly porn discussion with Smooth Groove. I'll spend most of the night reading but when I'm done I'll see what's up

You jerked off while talking to a dude?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 08:27:34 PM
He just did.  Uhm, I'm quoting this before he deletes it, for evidence.

I wonder if he's ever jerked off while talking to me.  I hope so.

Isn't it only like 5-6PM for you?  If there was illicit homofappin going on, don't you think they'd display more discretion in their chosen fapping time?





I agree. Last night I fapped around 2am during my nightly porn discussion with Smooth Groove. I'll spend most of the night reading but when I'm done I'll see what's up
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
He sent me some stuff and I fapped. What's gay about sharing porn?  ???
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
Uhhh...circle jerks are gay.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 08:32:03 PM
He sent me some stuff and I fapped. What's gay about sharing porn?  ???

I don't know, PD, why don't you share some porn with some of your classmates.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2008, 08:37:22 PM
A scene from the Cooks dinner table.

Brother 1:  Last night I was jerking off a dude and he came all over my favorite shirt!  How do I get that out?

PD: Baking soda. 
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Candyflip on February 28, 2008, 08:41:58 PM
Isn't it only like 5-6PM for you?  If there was illicit homofappin going on, don't you think they'd display more discretion in their chosen fapping time?





I agree. Last night I fapped around 2am during my nightly porn discussion with Smooth Groove. I'll spend most of the night reading but when I'm done I'll see what's up

You jerked off while talking to a dude?
Oh the stories I could tell.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
You jerked off talking to a dude too? Man, and here I thought I was getting somewhere with this charade
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 28, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
dudes don't share porn with other dudes

spoiler (click to show/hide)
except by helping seed once their download finishes
[close]
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2008, 09:01:12 PM
dudes over 15 don't share porn with other dudes

spoiler (click to show/hide)
except by helping seed once their download finishes
[close]

fixed
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 28, 2008, 11:06:21 PM
"I doubt it's him. He's 17 and knows enough about computers to delete the history. Plus he doesn't strike me as a possible gay. He's somewhat of an intellectual"

.... seriously? You heard it here first guys, gays are dumb.

lol. I did not know what to make of that either.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2008, 12:01:50 AM
I didn't mean it like that. I was just saying he's an intellectual type dude who..ok I won't dig the ditch deeper. But I didn't mean to offend

ANYWAY I went out to eat awhile ago. When I came back I casually checked the history and found more searches

Latin gay anal
fist
x-porn

What
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 29, 2008, 12:03:19 AM
 :kylielaff

house nicca brother of yours is mad homo
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 29, 2008, 12:07:37 AM
cheebs prolly used your bros computer
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 29, 2008, 12:09:55 AM
I didn't mean it like that. I was just saying he's an intellectual type dude who..ok I won't dig the ditch deeper.


Why do I suddenly get the feeling "intellectual" and "Christian theologian" could be interchanged here  :duh
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 29, 2008, 12:55:26 AM
I didn't mean it like that. I was just saying he's an intellectual type dude who..ok I won't dig the ditch deeper. But I didn't mean to offend

ANYWAY I went out to eat awhile ago. When I came back I casually checked the history and found more searches

Latin gay anal
fist
x-porn

What

I will always love you, PeeDee.  :-*
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 29, 2008, 01:37:49 AM
Maurice sez: GAY PEOPLE ARE STUPID WHY ELSE WOULD DEY BE GAY?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 29, 2008, 02:58:48 AM
sexually confused christian goes on homosexual witch hunt through his own home-schooled household.  it's funny but genuinely fucked up.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 29, 2008, 03:03:06 AM
set up a camera and review the footage each night

over time, you will realize you're narcing on yourself

A Scanner PhoenixDarkly
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
Ok, he's got an account on youporn

SmoothLilBoi__ (the rest are numbers which I won't show so you can't find his account)

This basically rules out the 17yo. It's one of the younger ones confirmed. The 15yo was playing WoW most of the night while I was on the opposite side of the basement reading. I have no idea what time this was done; I was reading for 2-3 hours, and I know he was playing WoW for that time because he called me over a few times for help. I went to bed around 2:30AM, at which point he was off the computer. Maybe someone got up and went down there after that time because I know for a fact no porn was on the computer at midnight.

I'm going to delete the account in a second and see what happens
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 02:59:56 PM
Anyone that spells 'boy' as 'boi' wants penises in his ass.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 03:08:39 PM
But you've admitted a Clooney mancrush.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 29, 2008, 03:14:23 PM
Why would you delete his account?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Himu on February 29, 2008, 03:15:14 PM
This is on some cheebs level shit. Just confront them and ask why the fuck they've been googling for dude's swallowing another dude's load
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: drew on February 29, 2008, 03:18:55 PM
 :lol

Who has an account on youporn?  That is just silly.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 29, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
Why would you delete his account?
this is what I'm wondering.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 29, 2008, 03:21:13 PM
Anyone that spells 'boy' as 'boi' wants penises in his ass.

:( :( :( :(

briboix is my aim account. Ive used briboix since the 6th grade. 

What? Aren't you in 7th grade? That's not long at all
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2008, 03:28:35 PM
:lol

Who has an account on youporn?  That is just silly.

I never noticed the comments people make about videos. The comments for interracial videos are always sooo racist lol
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:34:48 PM
Hurry up, PD! We need resolution on this mystery.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 29, 2008, 03:37:07 PM
http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=110035

PD's probably joking if he's posting something like this on OA.  Or maybe he's that stupid.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Candyflip on February 29, 2008, 03:40:53 PM
PD is pretty pro at trolling.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 29, 2008, 03:42:15 PM
http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=110035

PD's probably joking if he's posting something like this on OA.  Or maybe he's that stupid.

I don't think that's PD,unless he has two account's.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on February 29, 2008, 03:43:27 PM
That's not PD, that's someone else who posts here
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2008, 03:45:19 PM
That's not me. OAers constantly take people's posts from GAF/EB and copy/paste
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 29, 2008, 04:06:17 PM
well a lot of OAers have two accounts.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 29, 2008, 04:42:53 PM
people who crosspost other people's forum posts are boring and devoid of personality and lack the creativity to create their own posts
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: bud on February 29, 2008, 05:43:41 PM
downloading porn? smh.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Candyflip on February 29, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
downloading porn? smh.

lol, I had a few gigs from Spankwire until I reformatted. It really is pointless though.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Candyflip on February 29, 2008, 10:02:41 PM
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8012/wtfpdjw3.th.png) (http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8012/wtfpdjw3.png)
:lol
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: drew on February 29, 2008, 10:12:34 PM
The hell?

EB is the center of the internet now?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Candyflip on February 29, 2008, 10:13:16 PM
1 & 2.
Only apply during raids.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Ichirou on February 29, 2008, 10:40:27 PM
It'd be funny if PD's gay bro checked this thread (since PD is using his bro's computer) and saw that his homosexuality was on the verge of becoming public knowledge.

Suicide would inevitably follow.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2008, 11:37:02 AM
Well it's confirmed: it's the 15 year old.

My mom kicked him out the house on friday because he wasn't listening to her; she sent him to my place, which is currently under renovation. I've been shacked up with my parents so he was the only person at my place...with my computer.

I give him credit: he didn't go to any porn sites on my computer. So at first I breathed a sigh of relief figuring that it wasn't them. But with a bit more investigation into the history I found lots of youtube hits...questionable youtube hits. Decide for yourself

[youtube=425,350]q6F03KEfaQo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6F03KEfaQo&feature=related

[youtube=425,350]wHFKDZQ-R24[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHFKDZQ-R24&feature=related

[youtube=425,350]xJdnoQCsWsQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJdnoQCsWsQ&feature=related

[youtube=425,350]yGMKgLRU-3c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMKgLRU-3c&feature=related

[youtube=425,350]XxKFuEtPxIw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKFuEtPxIw&feature=related

And no, he's not into working out/bodybuilding of any type. I could understand this a bit if he was working out, but...yeah
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Rman on May 20, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
So your parents aren't going to disown him, right?  You say they're religious, but are they cuckoo religious?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2008, 11:40:58 AM
Are you going to be a good Christian and dash his head against the rocks, Maurice?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2008, 11:45:33 AM
So your parents aren't going to disown him, right?  You say they're religious, but are they cuckoo religious?

There's no doubt in my mind that they'd send him to a christian gay "reform" camp, so I'm not saying anything. I might casually show him how to, oh I dunno, FUCKING DELETE THE HISTORY INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT FOR ALL TO SEE. If he gets caught everyone suffers
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Tieno on May 20, 2008, 11:55:40 AM
So what are you going to do with your brother? Ungay him or just accept him?
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2008, 11:58:28 AM
I have many gay friends and Al Sharpton colored friends, so I'm an accepting guy. He's already in a shit load of trouble due to him failing school so gay rumors would only make my parents even more upset with him. He needs to chill and be more careful because if he's caught he's dead.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Crushed on May 20, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
Stick your penis up his rectum until he stops being gay.

"STOP BEING GAY OR THIS STAYS UP YOUR BUTT" you'll shout at him. Try thrusting it back and forth to make it even more painful. If possible, pee or release other liquids into his colon.


It'll de-gay him in seconds.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2008, 01:46:25 PM
Show him your stash of cheeseburger stuff, maybe you can at least bring him half-way back.
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 02:17:05 PM
Show him your stash of cheeseburger stuff, maybe you can at least bring him half-way back.

heh
Title: Re: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer...
Post by: demi on May 20, 2008, 02:21:47 PM
PD probably showed his little brother his dick and took showers with him