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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 07:36:18 PM

Title: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 28, 2008, 07:36:18 PM: Background: I do not believe Himumu can provide us with a self-made picture of competently drawn art titties and hairy gash. I believe that as a gay black man, he knows absolutely nothing about titties, and even less about providing aesthetically pleasing art titties and hairy gash.

The Challenge: By the end of this weekend, and I will be nice and define that as 12AM PST, March 3rd (AKA Sunday at midnight), Himuro must provide us with adequate and satisfying self-made drawings and/or paintings of art titties and art gash. My previously stated guidelines (that I'd like something Klimt/Schiele-esque with a twist of Bacon) are to be taken as mere suggestions.

The Vote: A panel of five judges will be chosen. If the majority of the judges agree that Himuro's art titties and gash are of adequate quality, Himuro will be rewarded with Evilbore's Official Black History Month Trophy, also known as my copy of Scarface.

Right now, I need judges. Any volunteers? I need some sort of credentials. Why should you be a judge in the Himuro Art Titties and Bits Challenge?
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:37:24 PM: I love tits.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: drew on February 28, 2008, 07:40:01 PM: *offer retracted based on my not giving a shit*
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: demi on February 28, 2008, 07:41:22 PM: I want to see him hang, let me vote
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: drew on February 28, 2008, 07:41:51 PM: I also once earned 3rd place in a national Crayola drawing contest. :-*
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: tiesto on February 28, 2008, 07:50:03 PM: I'm in... I have an art minor, if that gives me any credibility :P

And plus, I know quite a bit about aesthetically pleasing hairy pussies...
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 28, 2008, 08:04:53 PM: :rofl

Delivers
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 09:04:30 PM: Why hasn't Himuro posted here accepting his challenge yet?
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 09:11:00 PM: I accept this challenge.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2008, 09:12:39 PM: THE BLACK HISTORY AWARD IS SCARFACE??!?!? :o

:piss :o :piss2
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 02:39:10 PM: What's your progress, Himumu?
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on February 29, 2008, 02:45:32 PM: I have an assignment to finish and once i finish that i'll start workin on it
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM: i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

:piss traditional paint :piss2
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 02:51:50 PM: oh my god
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on February 29, 2008, 02:52:33 PM: traditional paint am too messy and annoying and i suck at it

I use Painter and Photoshop and Illustrator
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 02:54:21 PM: Hint: your deviantart animu scribbles do not count as art titties and gash.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM: I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on February 29, 2008, 07:05:25 PM: Progress update, plz.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 07:15:15 PM: At this point I am expecting Himumu to give us poorly rendered Bryce titties run through a PS filter or three.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: drew on February 29, 2008, 07:18:16 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

:piss traditional paint :piss2

[youtube=425,350]Hxx2KcPWWZg[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: demi on February 29, 2008, 07:30:33 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

show me your titties and bits
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: brawndolicious on February 29, 2008, 07:42:46 PM: I don't think himu's even started.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: pilonv1 on February 29, 2008, 09:21:25 PM: I like where this thread is going.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 09:30:50 PM: I think Himumu expects me to just give him Scarface, but this is a legitimate contest. I will name the judges tonight.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 29, 2008, 09:34:20 PM: I think my expertise in art shows that I'm a worthy candidate.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on February 29, 2008, 09:46:37 PM: Genghis Cohen
tiesto
Junpei
demi
Joe Molotov

If we can come up with 2 more judges, we can make this a world series best of seven kind of thing.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on February 29, 2008, 09:47:45 PM: I'll help with the judging. I took some art classes back when I was in junior high.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Enl on March 01, 2008, 03:24:28 AM: I'll throw in my name to be a random, unknown judge. I just took some figure drawing classes last semester so I'm somewhat trained in the art of nipple warts and ass hairs.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 01, 2008, 03:37:35 AM: Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

show me your titties and bits

Not until we're married. :-[
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on March 01, 2008, 06:11:13 AM: I did Himumu a favor and sent him a wide variety of art titties and gashes. From what he said, though, we are getting crude pensil drawings. I asked for Klimt and I'm getting Liefeld.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM: Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 01, 2008, 01:30:45 PM: WHERE ARE THE TITS
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on March 01, 2008, 02:58:07 PM: Quote from: Ichi on March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM
Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.

He's a stoner. He'll procrastinate to the last minute anyway. 4 days is as good as 4 weeks to those sorts.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2008, 05:48:08 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 01, 2008, 02:58:07 PM
Quote from: Ichi on March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM
Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.

He's a stoner. He'll procrastinate to the last minute anyway. 4 days is as good as 4 weeks to those sorts.

:lol

I love you so much

TVC = himu's favorite online person
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: tiesto on March 01, 2008, 07:13:04 PM: Awesome, looking forward to judging.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 01, 2008, 07:51:24 PM: Quote from: tiesto on March 01, 2008, 07:13:04 PM
Awesome, looking forward to judging.

There's nothing to judge, Himu won't/can't do it. :(
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 01, 2008, 10:38:20 PM: Himu better stop being lazy and start working on that piece of art!
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2008, 10:49:07 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on February 29, 2008, 07:18:16 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

:piss traditional paint :piss2

[youtube=425,350]Hxx2KcPWWZg[/youtube]
omfg :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on March 02, 2008, 08:36:17 PM: Time is RUNNING OUT, Himumu. My Art Titties and Gash decorative clock indicates that you have a tad bit more than 7 and a half hours to deliver.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 02, 2008, 08:37:26 PM: lol, you honestly think Himu is going to do this
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: TVC15 on March 02, 2008, 08:42:00 PM: He accepted the challenge. There should be some form of punishment if he does not deliver SOMETHING, even if it's something the judges don't declare the winner.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 02, 2008, 08:45:50 PM: I admire your faith in Himu but I think it's misplaced. He's probably dumpster diving behind a Taco Bell somewhere looking for half-eaten gorditas, and this contest is the farthest thing from his mind.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 02, 2008, 09:12:11 PM: I'm going to send you two a picture,I truly hope you do not mind. Oh and NSFW
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2008, 09:13:26 PM: Junpei will come through in the clutch. I predict it :bow
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 02, 2008, 09:15:06 PM: I've been thinking about doing something with charcoal.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 02, 2008, 09:21:49 PM: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SEND ME SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 02, 2008, 09:29:41 PM: I'm very sorry,please calm down.
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: Ichirou on March 02, 2008, 09:33:01 PM: You are a fucking halfwit. WTF, I didn't make a BIG ENOUGH DEAL when that creep Synbios spammed NSFW shit into my inbox!?
Title: Re: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge
Post by: demi on March 02, 2008, 10:02:48 PM: it's hard to tell when you make a big deal out of everything.