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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2006, 01:13:54 PM

Title: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2006, 01:13:54 PM
They will lie and cheat and steal our products.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: whiteACID on November 01, 2006, 01:14:41 PM
Your boss is a very wise man.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 01:19:47 PM
the code phrase is ching chong bing bong

try it
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 01:21:03 PM
My Japanese grandmother says the same thing!
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2006, 01:21:51 PM
When CrystalGemini came into my office for lunch one time, I think everyone raised the Chinese Terror Alert Level to Mandarin Orange.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 01, 2006, 01:23:05 PM
I worked for a Chinaman for 7years, your boss is right.

Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2006, 01:23:46 PM
shenmue taught me this
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 01, 2006, 01:24:01 PM
the proper nomenclature is "Asian-American" dude
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2006, 01:25:25 PM
My brother works for a company that produces expensive industrial pumps. Each one sells for about 20k-30k dollars. A Chinese company bought one, but never used it. They copied it and now sell to their international customers for half the price.

Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 01, 2006, 01:47:59 PM
Jet Li is slowly stealing our hard earned gangster rap music.  This insanity must stop.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2006, 02:05:33 PM
My brother works for a company that produces expensive industrial pumps. Each one sells for about 20k-30k dollars. A Chinese company bought one, but never used it. They copied it and now sell to their international customers for half the price.

This happened with us.  I work at a housewares manufacturer.  Some Chinese guy ordered two of every product, took them to China, copied it and now sells knock offs at half price.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Takuan on November 01, 2006, 03:46:26 PM
Yeah, don't trust us. Soon we'll be manufacturing everything at a fraction of the cost. Undercutting businesses is what we do.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 01, 2006, 04:14:12 PM
Yeah, don't trust us. Soon we'll be manufacturing everything at a fraction of the cost. Undercutting businesses is what we do.

Are you one of the Willco-san clan as well?
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 04:22:50 PM
I WATCHED THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL TERRORMENTRY ON CHINA AND FRANKLY IM SO SCARED I SHIT MYSELF!
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Bacon on November 01, 2006, 04:24:32 PM
I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 04:24:59 PM
*titanic soundtrack fires up*
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Takuan on November 01, 2006, 04:36:13 PM
I don't know what that means.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Fatghost28 on November 02, 2006, 12:22:35 PM
Every Chinese person I have ever met has advised me not to trust Chinese people.


Head asplode from irony?
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
CrystalGemini is the most anti-Chinese person I know.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 02, 2006, 03:06:13 PM
Chinks smell like hundred year old moth balls.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 02, 2006, 03:07:13 PM
I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.
I wouldn't. 
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 03:07:40 PM
God, you're so friggin' hot.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
PRIVATE MESSAGES PEOPLE!
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 03:20:32 PM
I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.
I wouldn't. 

Why do you say such awful things?
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 03:20:59 PM
rodi is a notorious blabbermouth.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 03:34:36 PM
Sounds like it runs in the family.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Takuan on November 02, 2006, 05:21:21 PM
Chinks smell like hundred year old moth balls.
What the hell is this about? Two of my Chinese friends used to always smell like moth balls back in high school, until collective teasing got to them and they presumably removed every moth ball from their homes. Me, I've never used moth balls, so maybe it's an HK thing. Do you?
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 05:24:16 PM
CrystalGemini smells beautiful.
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: Takuan on November 02, 2006, 05:25:46 PM
Would you describe the scent of moth balls as "beautiful", Will?
Title: Re: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 05:29:37 PM
Definitely not.  CrystalGemini washes herself more than any person I know.  Her bathroom looks like a department in Bath & Bodyworks.