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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2008, 03:08:43 PM

Title: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2008, 03:08:43 PM
They accidentally put BACON in it

:o

 :D
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: TVC15 on March 01, 2008, 03:11:07 PM
You didn't need those extra 15 years at the end of your life anyway.
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2008, 03:14:09 PM
If my lifestyle kills me at 70 or 80. I DO NOT CARE. Who the fuck in their right minds wants to be 90?

:rock
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: demi on March 01, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
You didn't need those extra 15 years at the end of your life anyway.

do you get them back if you vomit it back up, in your case?
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
I don't think I want to live past 70.  Anything after that is pretty awful.  Have you seen old people?  It's like being tortured.  Death is a vacation!
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: demi on March 01, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
I think Stack Attacks are hella good, for the price
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
Shit yes.
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 01, 2008, 03:27:04 PM
I don't think I want to live past 70.  Anything after that is pretty awful.  Have you seen old people?  It's like being tortured.  Death is a vacation!

That's only because old farts before didn't know how to use computers or play videogames.  When our generation gets old, we'll still be able to entertain ourselves. 
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2008, 03:28:10 PM
No, it's because old people have a bevy of health problems.  They can barely keep it up.  They poop on themselves.
Title: Re: I just ordered a Stack Attack at Wendys and...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 01, 2008, 03:38:42 PM
My Grandpa was 94 when he died, and was pretty healthy up until the couple of months of his life.  Most of my family lives into their 80s.  Only young people say they want to die before a certain age, because young people are so goddamned stupid it's amazing.  When you're 69, let someone ask you if you want to die before you're 70.  You'll fucking beg for that extra year, and cry like a little baby if you think you're not going to get it.