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Title: Attention font masters!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 06, 2008, 05:39:09 AM
What are the necessary fonts any self-respecting man should own and cherish?
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: xnikki118x on March 06, 2008, 06:58:46 AM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/ei2vxv.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 06, 2008, 11:30:56 AM
Comic Sans (for presentations on programming language theory, see e.g. here (http://lucacardelli.name/Slides/2007-08-02%20An%20Accidental%20Simula%20User%20(ECOOP%20Prize).pdf) (PDF), here (http://research.microsoft.com/~simonpj/papers/marktoberdorf/Marktoberdorf.ppt) (MS PowerPoint), here (http://conferences.oreillynet.com/presentations/os2007/os_peytonjones.pdf) (PDF))

Computer Modern Roman (for everything else)

That's all.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: TVC15 on March 06, 2008, 01:23:12 PM
Anything and everything designed by Adrian Frutiger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Frutiger), typographer of the forever.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Rman on March 06, 2008, 01:42:21 PM
That's some great stuff there from Adrian Frutiger.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: demi on March 06, 2008, 01:45:32 PM
Bebas
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 06, 2008, 01:46:17 PM
I learned my Swiss designer friends are buddies with Frutiger tvc.  They have a bunch of original woodblocks he did in their office.

I can't believe you didn't end this sentence with a :swiss
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Powerslave on March 06, 2008, 06:34:09 PM
Zrnic
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
who the fuck cares about fonts. they're just black letters
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Rman on March 06, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
smh
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Powerslave on March 06, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
smh

couldn't find this font. link it.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2008, 07:36:49 PM
 :lol

I know your not serious but its still funny. 
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Robo on March 06, 2008, 07:48:03 PM
who the fuck cares about fonts. they're just black letters

. . . Too easy.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Robo on March 06, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
You need to find Optima and Futura.  You should already have Tahoma and Verdana, which are decent enough approximations of Frutiger, and plenty of good serif fonts packed in with your OS.  Font whores will pop their monacles, but the real deal isn't necessary.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
I don't understand half the words you just said. Words are words. As long is it's not pink with hearts in place of periods it's fine.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Robo on March 06, 2008, 08:14:03 PM
Particular fonts have particular application, PD.  Incorrect usage might be fine in an informal setting, but formal writing should always use something appropriate.  Getting into the different styles might seem a bit nuanced and extraneous, but a well-chosen font goes a long way in enhancing the presentation of a document.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 06, 2008, 08:23:02 PM
Fonts are like clothing for your words. If you use Arial or TNR you like 98% of the fuckers out there. If you use Comic Sans you buy your clothes from those stores that sell $2 joke shirts that only tweens/fobs/red necks find funny.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: pilonv1 on March 06, 2008, 08:51:22 PM
monotype sorts
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: demi on March 06, 2008, 08:56:56 PM
I don't understand half the words you just said. Words are words. As long is it's not pink with hearts in place of periods it's fine.

homeschooooled
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: bagofeyes on March 06, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
I don't understand half the words you just said. Words are words. As long is it's not pink with hearts in place of periods it's fine.

It's probably the case that you don't notice the use of fonts because they feel natural. If you looked at something that had bad fonts you would better realise the role of good fonts.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 09:21:08 PM
Granted I can understand why an unprofessional font wouldn't be ideal in a professional work setting, but when it comes to internet nonsense I don't get the fervent love/hate of various fonts. WHO CARES

 
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Powerslave on March 06, 2008, 09:22:48 PM
you guys fell for such an easy troll
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: APF on March 06, 2008, 09:45:25 PM
Adobe Caslon
Adobe Garamond
Akzidenz Grotesk
Avenir
Bell Centennial
Bell Gothic
Bembo
Bodoni
Clarendon
Courier
Din
Excelsior
Franklin Gothic
Frutiger
Futura
Gill Sans
Helvetica
Lucida
Meta
Minion
Myriad
Perpetua
Sabon
Stempel Schneidler
Times New Roman
Trade Gothic
Trajan
Univers
Vag Rounded
Walbaum

Are oft-cited
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 09:57:12 PM
you guys fell for such an easy troll

 :lol
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Rman on March 06, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
you guys fell for such an easy troll

Trolling fonts just doesn't make sense, though.  If you don't care about fonts why even post about them.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 09:59:06 PM
pd needs a "trolling white people" blog
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: APF on March 06, 2008, 10:19:14 PM
TRAJAN IS THE MOVIE FONT

[youtube=425,350]t87QKdOJNv8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2008, 12:10:37 AM
Thanks duders!
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 12:23:51 AM
No problem, duder.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2008, 12:35:20 AM
You are so angry.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 12:36:48 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT IM NOT ANGRY ok?
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2008, 02:37:22 AM
you guys fell for such an easy troll

Trolling fonts just doesn't make sense, though.  If you don't care about fonts why even post about them.

Because font fetishists tend to be easily riled assholes.
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: APF on March 07, 2008, 12:59:43 PM
STOP YOUR UNKERNED, VERDANA-LEADEN LIES!


You're the kind of people who would steal sheep
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 01:05:06 PM
STOP YOUR UNKERNED, VERDANA-LEADEN LIES!


You're the kind of people who would steal sheep

piracy is not stealing
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: APF on March 07, 2008, 05:29:57 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Attention font masters!
Post by: xnikki118x on March 08, 2008, 03:50:36 AM
Would you really use an uncommon font for like a presentation or a resume or something? I've always been afraid to use anything but Arial or TNR for stuff like that. [Except for headings, of course.]