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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2008, 02:39:49 AM

Title: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2008, 02:39:49 AM
I just had to leave my gate, go through security again, then take a fucking tram to the new gate which is operated by the same goddamn company that I just flew with!  The terminals reek of cigarette smoke and the slot machines feature some of the most depressing, shallow shell of people you ever met.  Then, some dumb fuck thought it was a great idea to feature security check point videos on how to check your stuff with security with famous Las Vegas celebrities (Klingons are apparently Las Vegas celebrities) - people just gawk at the monitors and don't fucking move.

Now I'm sitting outside some awful pretzel stand, holding my butt after being thoroughly raped for four dollars and fifty cents for the most pathetic excuse of a hot dog you ever saw.

I need an adult!
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: demi on March 07, 2008, 03:11:57 AM
doesnt feel good to get jewed over now does it
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
Would jew stop whining?
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: brawndolicious on March 07, 2008, 04:04:00 AM
This is when you goto whoever is in charge and say "Look bitch, I work for GAMESTOP. I demand this shit hole get fixed ASAP before I buy this entire fucking place and LEVEL IT!"
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: Akala on March 07, 2008, 10:07:17 AM
On the upside, it's the gateway to paradise.  :hyper
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 07, 2008, 01:29:30 PM
I never gambled before, but I was in the Vegas airport and gave it a try and won $5 at the shitty slots. I bought a sandwich with my winnings and flew the hell out of that shithole.

I beat vegas. unf unf
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 01:34:32 PM
This is when you goto whoever is in charge and say "Look bitch, I work for GAMESTOP. I demand this shit hole get fixed ASAP before I buy this entire fucking place and LEVEL IT!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: T234 on March 07, 2008, 01:36:01 PM
 :rofl :rofl @ PR and Sho Nuff. Their avatars even fit the posts :lol
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 01:41:42 PM
doesnt feel good to get jewed over now does it

Remember this when you're hawking Subs and Preorders. :wag
Title: Re: Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!
Post by: TVC15 on March 07, 2008, 01:55:24 PM
Blame your people for doing those 9/11 attacks.