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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on March 07, 2008, 04:20:42 AM

Title: Fell asleep on the toilet
Post by: bagofeyes on March 07, 2008, 04:20:42 AM: At work. Took a few too many cold tablets before, then went to go do a number 2 (no I wasn't drinking the water) and fell asleep. When I woke up someone had turned all the lights off and I still had to clean myself up :-\
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Post by: Raban on March 07, 2008, 04:45:02 AM: :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2008, 10:23:59 AM: lololol for how long?
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Post by: Rman on March 07, 2008, 10:37:15 AM: Hilarious. :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 10:45:56 AM: Probably the best thread I've read here in days. Pure awesome.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 07, 2008, 10:53:24 AM: :lol
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Post by: Himu on March 07, 2008, 11:49:43 AM: what was it like wiping your ass in the dark
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Post by: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:54:11 AM: :lol :lol

i love you
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Post by: T234 on March 07, 2008, 11:56:46 AM: One time at work, I went to pitch a loaf after my shift was over. When I got outta the can, they had turned off all the lights and locked the doors. I set the alarm off on the way out. Nobody showed up for 30 minutes, so I just left.
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Post by: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM: How did you leave when the doors were locked
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 11:59:02 AM: Did you fill your water bottle up before or after?
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Post by: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM: does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 12:03:27 PM: :bow THIS THREAD :bow2

:rofl
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Post by: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.
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Post by: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM: Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 07, 2008, 12:06:31 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.

Wait - so you were standing outside the office for 30 minutes waiting to explain yourself? What a night :lol

Quote from: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.

Sometimes I go Costanza-shirtless when I shit
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Post by: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:08:56 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on March 07, 2008, 12:06:31 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.

Wait - so you were standing outside the office for 30 minutes waiting to explain yourself? What a night :lol

Quote from: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.

Sometimes I go Costanza-shirtless when I shit
Yep. Finally, I called my boss on the main campus that I work at, and he just said to go home.
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Post by: xnikki118x on March 08, 2008, 03:44:24 AM: I've fallen asleep on the toilet before, lol.

Further proof that I can absolutely fall asleep anywhere.