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Title: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 09, 2008, 07:44:59 PM
So I met a friend for lunch today at the food court of the local Japanese grocery store (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=12721#comments) and we noticed a large group of nerds (or is that a group of large nerds?) taking up two benches next to us. Obese blonde girls in cat ears and unfastened bustiers, doughy guys wearing "OTAKU" shirts in the Oakley font, even a token pudgy Japanese girl who had been ostracized by her peers and had been forced to hang out with the fattie Americans to find societal succor. There was even a guy in a Naruto headband.

My friend and I were like, what's going on here? My theory was that they were a local community college anime club, judging by the number of food-stained manga sharing being awkwardly brandished about. BUT THEN! A pock-faced man-child wearing a Polysics t-shirt reached into his manpurse and pulled out a stack of full-page, black-and-white printouts of the Super Smash Brothers Brawl cast and distributed them to the group. He then started setting up the brackets on a specially-designed Excel printout.

:japancry :usacry
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 09, 2008, 07:53:13 PM
great story, very sickening

although the bit about the pudgy Japanese girl gave me hard on, and Im at work  :-X

Im gonna have to wank it off when I get home, thats for sure
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2008, 07:54:39 PM
The little kids behind me in line were like random Internet meme generators. Among other things, I overheard them talking about "doing a barrel roll", "Pedobear", "Chris Hanson", "Epic Fail", "Encyclopedia Dramatica", "Jews", and hilarious photoshops of Hillary Clinton. This was in a 5-minute span. I thought about asking if they post at GAF, but that would have required acknowledging their presence.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: TVC15 on March 09, 2008, 08:02:55 PM
The little kids behind me in line were like random Internet meme generators. Among other things, I overheard them talking about "doing a barrel roll", "Pedobear", "Chris Hanson", "Epic Fail", "Encyclopedia Dramatica", "Jews", and hilarious photoshops of Hillary Clinton. This was in a 5-minute span. I thought about asking if they post at GAF, but that would have required acknowledging their presence.

Reminds me of Wii launch night.  After that ordeal, it's not a manner of opinion but a law of science:  all Nintendo fans are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 09, 2008, 08:05:46 PM
I try not to pick up Nintendo games on launch days, because I would rather pound nails through my dick than associate with Nintards.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2008, 08:27:46 PM
So I met a friend for lunch today at the food court of the local Japanese grocery store (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=12721#comments)

My God, the food court at Uwajimaya (Japanese grocery store in Seattle) pales in comparison to Mitsuwa....
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 09, 2008, 08:37:17 PM
So I met a friend for lunch today at the food court of the local Japanese grocery store (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=12721#comments)

My God, the food court at Uwajimaya (Japanese grocery store in Seattle) pales in comparison to Mitsuwa....

http://www.mitsuwa.com/tenpo/cost/efloor.html

:bow Mitsuwa :bow2
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2008, 08:44:28 PM
So I met a friend for lunch today at the food court of the local Japanese grocery store (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=12721#comments)

My God, the food court at Uwajimaya (Japanese grocery store in Seattle) pales in comparison to Mitsuwa....

http://www.mitsuwa.com/tenpo/cost/efloor.html

:bow Mitsuwa :bow2

I saw the big list of food places at all locations and was floored. Looking at the layout of the one you go to in Costa Mesa, it's actually pretty comparable to Uwajimaya. Plus, we've got Pink Godzilla across the street.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 09, 2008, 08:48:47 PM
The little kids behind me in line were like random Internet meme generators. Among other things, I overheard them talking about "doing a barrel roll", "Pedobear", "Chris Hanson", "Epic Fail", "Encyclopedia Dramatica", "Jews", and hilarious photoshops of Hillary Clinton. This was in a 5-minute span. I thought about asking if they post at GAF, but that would have required acknowledging their presence.

Reminds me of Wii launch night.  After that ordeal, it's not a manner of opinion but a law of science:  all Nintendo fans are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

the guy dressed as a waggle wand touched me in a bad way :'(
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 09, 2008, 08:53:36 PM
why would you repeat things you read on the internet out loud in front of regular people

i think about this stuff and i just get so goddamned furious at the way the internet has empowered the total lack of self-awareness amongst shut-in mongoloids
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 09, 2008, 08:56:02 PM
why would you repeat things you read on the internet out loud in front of regular people

i think about this stuff and i just get so goddamned furious at the way the internet has empowered the total lack of self-awareness amongst shut-in mongoloids

To be fair, the vast majority of people there, if not all, would probably not be classified as "regular."
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 09, 2008, 09:03:44 PM
that's true, but if there were any parents doing the "stand in line so my kid will stop wailing" thing and were forced to listen to that shit, i am sure they all had this look on their faces:

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/7539MThe-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: tiesto on March 09, 2008, 09:04:35 PM
I went to the local store, there were a bunch of people standing outside, nothing too freakish IMO, they looked like your typical high schoolers... A few parents with their kids, but most of the crowd were your typical high school emo/nerd/hipster/dork/etc. kid. Almost everybody there was white. There were a few skinny, plain girls in the crowd too, with their boyfriends. Didn't really see anything too funny, I heard some young (HS probably) kid in front of me who, when looking at the Lost Odyssey poster hanging on the storefront, complaining about turn based RPGs... wanted to smack him across the face on principle.  :-\

Yeah, so then we got kind of cold, so I pulled my car up next to the store, just hung out there listening to some house music. Then some kid knocks on the window asking if he could sit in my car  :lol So I'm like, "yeah why not, what the hell?" He was a high schooler. No he didn't try to rape us or anything.

So no there are no horror stories. No crazy bearded stalkers trying to jump me for my copy to throw it into the street or anything like that  :lol I am going to I-CON in a few weeks, I'm sure I'll have some horror stories from that. Like the last year I went and a fat girl with huge tits in a low cut dress wanted me to reach into her cleavage for some candy.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Ichirou on March 09, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
I believe the OP's story, but I think he's leaving the part out where he made friends with the group and sat at their table and started macking at the Japanese girl.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: bork on March 09, 2008, 09:09:30 PM
I believe the OP's story, but I think he's leaving the part out where he made friends with the group and sat at their table and started macking at the Japanese girl.

Plus there's the part about eating in a Japanese food court.  Wouldn't seeing "otaku" be the norm there? 
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 09, 2008, 09:10:16 PM
So no there are no horror stories. No crazy bearded stalkers trying to jump me for my copy to throw it into the street or anything like that  :lol I am going to I-CON in a few weeks, I'm sure I'll have some horror stories from that. Like the last year I went and a fat girl with huge tits in a low cut dress wanted me to reach into her cleavage for some candy.

Oh I-CON...I guess I should go to that just to see, considering I go to the fucking school. :lol

Last year's lineup of guests was better though. I should've went. Captain Adama and that chick from Mythbusters.  :-*
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 09, 2008, 09:49:19 PM
I heard some young (HS probably) kid in front of me who, when looking at the Lost Odyssey poster hanging on the storefront, complaining about turn based RPGs... wanted to smack him across the face on principle.  :-\

what a cunt, I wouldve given him a wedgie and said 'oooh I bet you like FF12 you sack of shit'

Like the last year I went and a fat girl with huge tits in a low cut dress wanted me to reach into her cleavage for some candy.

dammit guys stop turning me on at work  :'(
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 09, 2008, 09:51:24 PM
Quote
what a cunt, I wouldve given him a wedgie and said 'oooh I bet you like FF12 you sack of shit'

:lol
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: drohne on March 09, 2008, 09:53:17 PM
i woke up and saw like five smash brothers threads on evilbore
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: T234 on March 09, 2008, 10:09:27 PM
So no there are no horror stories. No crazy bearded stalkers trying to jump me for my copy to throw it into the street or anything like that  :lol I am going to I-CON in a few weeks, I'm sure I'll have some horror stories from that. Like the last year I went and a fat girl with huge tits in a low cut dress wanted me to reach into her cleavage for some candy.

Oh I-CON...I guess I should go to that just to see, considering I go to the fucking school. :lol

Last year's lineup of guests was better though. I should've went. Captain Adama and that chick from Mythbusters.  :-*
YOU SHOULDA GONE
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 09, 2008, 10:11:17 PM
I didn't know :(
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2008, 10:53:48 PM
i woke up and saw like five smash brothers threads on evilbore
:lol
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on March 10, 2008, 05:30:06 PM

:bow Mitsuwa :bow2 +1
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Rman on March 10, 2008, 06:30:30 PM
i woke up and saw like five smash brothers threads on evilbore

Things EB despises usually garners a lot of threads.   

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:bow Smash :bow2
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Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2008, 06:54:21 PM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 10, 2008, 07:11:54 PM
i woke up and saw like five smash brothers threads on evilbore

Things EB despises usually garners a lot of threads.   

if that were true there'd be like a hundred million threads
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2008, 07:20:22 PM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

sounds like your date didn't pan out
Title: after launch experience
Post by: hyp on March 10, 2008, 07:31:45 PM
just got back from fry's.

no one in line, fuck ton of copies available, the 'ole in-out.  i leave with a 2/10 game.  patience wins again.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Rman on March 10, 2008, 08:09:38 PM
You didn't like Patapon, hyp?
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: hyp on March 10, 2008, 08:32:06 PM
i liked patapon!  but i'm kinda stuck right now...  :-\
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: drozmight on March 10, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
When I was leaving the mall, this group of nintendorks was walking in. The mall security guard was all, "YOU AINT COMIN IN HERR BITCHES!"

Later, we were walking away when this same group of dorks from behind us yelles, "YOU GUYS GET THE GAME?!" My friend and I started to walk faster. "CAN WE SEE IT!?" We began to walk a little bit faster. "WE JUST WANT TO SEE IT." I started to run.




Luckily we made it back okay.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 09:29:07 PM
 :lol

omg that had better be true Drozmight, too awesome
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2008, 09:38:28 PM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

sounds like your date didn't pan out

Oh snap.

Himurowned

:piss :bawl :piss2
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: drozmight on March 10, 2008, 11:06:59 PM
It's true. I ran for a bit, and then turned around instead. Fat people can't run well. They just looked at the box with envy and one of them (I think it was a chick) pretended to faint. I told them they should just call the store, maybe they'd come out and give them their copy.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: tiesto on March 10, 2008, 11:29:34 PM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

I don't really like going on coffee dates for a first date... b/c you're forced to rely on your conversation skills and wittiness for an hour or two, and it's kind of hard to venue switch. I usually try and go on activity dates... like bowling or Dave and Busters... then after that I will suggest going for dinner or dessert. Activity dates are fun, you can make observational conversation instead of rattling off about yourself like an interview process, it's GREAT flirting - like if they are bowling and get a gutter ball, you can tease them, or if they are playing pool and are unsure how to take a shot, you can get behind them and show them how to hold the cue, or even simple body contact like high fiving them after getting a good shot. Best first date ever, I was at Dave and Busters with this awesome girl (that was about 5'11" and built like a rugby player, but really pretty face) and we were playing Time Crisis. And she told me how she loves to shoot a gun and owned one when she lived in VA. That gave me the biggest boner ever.

Every single first date I went to bowling or Dave and Busters at, I got a second date... I only got a second date from a coffee date ONCE (out of being on 30+ coffee dates). We venue switched to a bar though, since she was an Irish girl.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
yeah I agree, coffee dates are the pits

bar dates are way better becuase you can both loosen up a bit and actually get a good indication of chemistry (if there is any)... but fuck I havent been out on a date for so long.. the city I live in is full of babes but they are mostly dumb and boring, I'll hopefully get laid when I move back home, chicks you find in bars there are generally geekier (big plus) and you can talk nonsense to them all night and they'll get really into it
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2008, 11:58:12 PM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

sounds like your date didn't pan out

Naw, we had a good time. I went over to Gamestop afterwards.

I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

I don't really like going on coffee dates for a first date... b/c you're forced to rely on your conversation skills and wittiness for an hour or two, and it's kind of hard to venue switch. I usually try and go on activity dates... like bowling or Dave and Busters... then after that I will suggest going for dinner or dessert. Activity dates are fun, you can make observational conversation instead of rattling off about yourself like an interview process, it's GREAT flirting - like if they are bowling and get a gutter ball, you can tease them, or if they are playing pool and are unsure how to take a shot, you can get behind them and show them how to hold the cue, or even simple body contact like high fiving them after getting a good shot. Best first date ever, I was at Dave and Busters with this awesome girl (that was about 5'11" and built like a rugby player, but really pretty face) and we were playing Time Crisis. And she told me how she loves to shoot a gun and owned one when she lived in VA. That gave me the biggest boner ever.

Every single first date I went to bowling or Dave and Busters at, I got a second date... I only got a second date from a coffee date ONCE (out of being on 30+ coffee dates). We venue switched to a bar though, since she was an Irish girl.

it wasn't a coffee date. We just both like coffee cake.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 11, 2008, 12:20:20 AM
I went on a date tonight and a Starbucks is right next to a Gamestop. We decided to head to Starbucks for some coffee cake, and the place was full of dudes with Triforce hats and t-shirts.

I went after that to see if they had a Patapon demo umd and it was full of ntards and stunk like hell

sounds like your date didn't pan out

You mean Himuro's date didn't Patapan out?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know it's pon. Fuck. That was still horrible, though.  :-\
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Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 11, 2008, 12:23:48 AM
the correct ending sound is patapoon
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 11, 2008, 12:26:20 AM
patapork
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 11, 2008, 12:27:30 AM
pat-a-pussy
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Eric P on March 11, 2008, 12:28:05 AM
i love it when you call me big pata
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 11, 2008, 12:32:09 AM
^ winnar

notoriousBIGeatingpopcorn.gif
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 11, 2008, 01:32:48 AM
well sort of back on topic:

Ive been reading some ludicrous threads at GAF and Gamefaqs, theres so many idiots out there who actually cant believe that a lot of people dont like Smash Brothers.. comments like omg youre a troll for saying you dont like this game, or go kill yourself if you dont buy smash etc., unbelievable

And its not like Im reading Smash threads either, a lot of these comment were on the Army of Two board.. you just cant escape from this game
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: drozmight on March 11, 2008, 02:49:08 AM
I loved melée which iswhy I wanted this one. Its just hilarious and fun.


Though I can see why people might not like it. It pure fan servce.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 11, 2008, 03:31:41 AM
I stayed at home and played Call of Duty 4 and kept asking people how to unlock the Tae Kwon Do perk
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Bloodwake on March 11, 2008, 03:36:28 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/bloodwake/cosplayer.jpg)

I think this picture will do instead of a story.

Well, I will mention that this kid I sorta knew from high school kept trying to engage me in conversation about how awesome Nintendo was while I desperately tried to duck out. This is the payment I get for proving I know some Nintendo trivia. I won five bucks because I was the only guy in the store to answer that the Game Boy came out in 1989.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: The Sceneman on March 11, 2008, 04:27:57 PM
lol...

that dude in the ghostbusters hoodie looks like hes ready to pork big boss
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: T234 on March 11, 2008, 04:32:27 PM
I dig that sweatshirt. Also, wow.

What 'stop was that in, London?
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Bloodwake on March 11, 2008, 06:03:06 PM
I dig that sweatshirt. Also, wow.

What 'stop was that in, London?

Yep. London, KY. Store 2858 for those keeping track.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: BobbyRobby on March 11, 2008, 06:49:45 PM
I love stories like this, think they are very funny.  I don't understand the contempt though.  When I'm in the vicinity of extremely nerdy kids I love it.  Are you angry because you think they'll make you look bad by association for being gamers?


Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: MoxManiac on March 11, 2008, 07:13:43 PM
I didn't get it on launch day because I was housesitting for my sister and her fucking furnace broke so I had to stay around for the repair guy to get there.

I ended up getting it monday after work. I got it mainly due to the online play, as a couple friends were getting it too. But I don't get the obession. It feels kinda sloppy and shallow for a fighter. It's okay though.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 11, 2008, 07:20:39 PM
The little kids behind me in line were like random Internet meme generators. Among other things, I overheard them talking about "doing a barrel roll", "Pedobear", "Chris Hanson", "Epic Fail", "Encyclopedia Dramatica", "Jews", and hilarious photoshops of Hillary Clinton. This was in a 5-minute span. I thought about asking if they post at GAF, but that would have required acknowledging their presence.

Reminds me of Wii launch night.  After that ordeal, it's not a manner of opinion but a law of science:  all Nintendo fans are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

Yeah, they're so delusional about Smash Bros. being an actual fighting game...

::goes back to Virtua Fighter 5::
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: bork on March 11, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
I like Smash, although I haven't played in weeks, ever since I finished the Subspace Emmisary mode.   The main game generally doesn't interest me enough to play it over other fighters, although I have yet to go online.  Playing through it, it's clear that Smash is an incredibly solid game, and the last one did come out back in 2001, so the hype is understandable...

...BUT I can't help but think that so many Wii owners are going nuts for the game simply because they have nothing else to play, as has been the "Nintendo Difference" since the N64 days. 

What the hell happened to the Wii?  It was on a roll with a steady software line-up in the late summer/fall, and now it's sort of dead again.


Yeah, they're so delusional about Smash Bros. being an actual fighting game...

::goes back to Virtua Fighter 5::

Not only is it a fighting game, but it's the most popular fighting game in the world today!  :o  HATERS AM OWNED
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
What the hell happened to the Wii?  It was on a roll with a steady software line-up in the late summer/fall

 :wtf

I've been thinking about selling VF5.  :-\
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2008, 09:19:32 PM
I don't hate it, or think it sucks, I've just overcome my N-fan manchild tendencies. I don't give a shit about it, period.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 12, 2008, 01:28:12 AM

Yeah, they're so delusional about Smash Bros. being an actual fighting game...

::goes back to Virtua Fighter 5::

Not only is it a fighting game, but it's the most popular fighting game in the world today!  :o  HATERS AM OWNED

I'm a ninthing in training, but I'll never subscribe to the "Smash Bros. is a fighting game" meme. Never.  :wtf
(I love that smiley, btw... :wtf)
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Shuri on March 12, 2008, 08:07:16 AM
I'm not sure why people are so excited. It's a well made game, but not worth going batshit insane over it. Why are people gushing over the music? I mean, it's well done, but people are going batshit insane. I think the game is a fun little party game.. but that's it.

And Lyte Edge is right; the hype is caused by wii owners starving for decent title.

Also On my first game online against 4 players; I finished second even if I wasnt touching my controller for half of the game as I was on the phone with my friend  :-*
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 12, 2008, 10:38:13 AM
Pataporn


Yeah, I'm late, so sue me.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Beezy on March 12, 2008, 12:47:07 PM
Smash hype is caused by the people who loved the previous games, you fools. You know, that N64 game and the best selling GC game?

Why are people gushing over the music?
Wtf, you're actually hating on the soundtrack? Do you like anything?
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: bluemax on March 12, 2008, 02:52:03 PM
Launch day lulz. I bought the game 3 days early at a store down the street. Avoiding the unwashed masses FTW.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: brawndolicious on March 13, 2008, 02:12:32 AM
it's not really a fighting game, it's more of a physics-based real-time RPG..that takes place in side-scrolling stages..and has no story.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Candyflip on March 13, 2008, 03:14:21 AM
it's not really a fighting game, it's more of a physics-based real-time RPG..that takes place in side-scrolling stages..and has no story.
You do realize there's a multiplayer option, right?

I love stories like this, think they are very funny.  I don't understand the contempt though.  When I'm in the vicinity of extremely nerdy kids I love it.  Are you angry because you think they'll make you look bad by association for being gamers?



Not angry so much as embarrassed. So yes.
Title: Re: Post your Smash Brothers launch day horror stories here
Post by: Oblivion on March 13, 2008, 06:38:10 PM
...BUT I can't help but think that so many Wii owners are going nuts for the game simply because they have nothing else to play, as has been the "Nintendo Difference" since the N64 days. 

I'm not sure why people are so excited. It's a well made game, but not worth going batshit insane over it. Why are people gushing over the music? I mean, it's well done, but people are going batshit insane. I think the game is a fun little party game.. but that's it.

And Lyte Edge is right; the hype is caused by wii owners starving for decent title.

Not saying that Wii was being flooded with quality software, but Smash was always a highly anticipated, popular game, regardless of your own personal level of fondness.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 13, 2008, 06:43:37 PM
it's not really a fighting game, it's more of a physics-based real-time RPG..that takes place in side-scrolling stages..and has no story.
You do realize there's a multiplayer option, right?
It's got a lot of things.  you can't put it in any one genre is what I'm getting at.