THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: max_cool on March 09, 2008, 08:21:53 PM
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You start the day off feeling hung over, but that can't be right you didn't drink last night. hmm. So You make yourself a nice healthy breakfast because it's Saturday morning and you have time for that, cheesy eggs, hashbrowns, and sausage, de-fucking-liscious.
Oh, what's this, a little stomach ache, maybe you shouldn't have eaten so much, time to pop a Tums.
Oh Jehovah, what is this pain in your stomach, the Tums, they do nothing!
RUN RUN fuck yes, you made it to the bathroom just in time to spew out a firehose of breakfast, water, juice, and god knows what else... what is this pleasant tingling in your face, arms, and back.'
It feels like a freezer in here, turn the heat up. What? it's already at 90? Oh god I can;t tell if that's a fart or a shart...
It was a shart. What's that? you have to pee? where is this liquid coming from?
OMFG, peeing makes you shit! now there is liquid shit on your bathroom floor. Oh god, more firehose vomiting.
At least you should sleep well tonight.
Why are you awake at 4am?
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i don't know what kind of monkey virus you got, but i never shit myself when i had the flu
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maybe you guys had the flu combined with a stomach virus
i have had near accidents when i've had stomach viruses, but i will stick a thumb up my asshole as a stopper before i suffer the indignity of shitting myself
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Oh man, imagine getting the flu AND were drinking heavily... and ate a shit ton of low-quality food at Dave and Busters. That's what happened to me last Friday night, I must've vomited bucketloads, all over my friend's basement rug. Then I wake up Saturday, try to eat an apple, vomit... drink water, vomit... can't hold anything down until late Sat night. That was the worst weekend ever :(
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ha, i guess "flu" threw me off
hope you're feeling better, max
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Ive felt kinda weird today too, had some fever headache, but it passed after a few hours and some pills.
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The good news is, I probably won't need to have a colon cleaning for another 10 years or so.