THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 11:55:37 AM
-
I mean for the love of god shuthefuckup. If you dont have a date fukin get over it.
-
:(
-
I mean it, god damnit keep it to one thread or something. Im tired of hearing the same ol shit every thread. GIMME TIPS and like NO ONE USES THE TIPS OR THEY ARE BAD TIPS so the next month I SEE THE SAME THREAD BY THE SAME PERSON!
-
my eyes glaze over horribly when i see this myspace LOLZ GURLZ shit
-
All I see on the forum today is HOW DO EYE EAT GURLS OUT RITE LOL AND OMG WHITE WOMEN N BLACK WOMEN and HOW DO I GET FRIENDS FOR FREE SEX and WHERE BEsT DATE TO TAKE OMG
-
This has nothing to do with Myspace.
-
it has everything to do with juvenile, barely-pubescent relationships, which are the very bedrock of myspace
-
Im gonna clean some house, brb
-
I'm glad there was no internet when I was a confused virgin. Whatever happened to asking your friends? Fuck, best advice I ever got as far as women was from Sam Kinison - spell out the alphabet with your tounge on their clit, and you can't go wrong!
I don't think it's so bad to ask for advice every now and then, but it's always the same people. Fuckin' Phoenix Dark posted the exact same thread at OA - what kind of advice do you expect to get from a bunch of knuckledraggers that call each other x/n/sfags all day long?
-
i got no problem with occasional sincere request for advice, but JESUS the front page here today is embarrassing
there's a reason they're perenially dateless -- they spend more time overthinking dumb sex shit than they do making honest attempts to interact with women
-
I'm glad there was no internet when I was a confused virgin. Whatever happened to asking your friends? Fuck, best advice I ever got as far as women was from Sam Kinison - spell out the alphabet with your tounge on their clit, and you can't go wrong!
I don't think it's so bad to ask for advice every now and then, but it's always the same people. Fuckin' Phoenix Dark posted the exact same thread at OA - what kind of advice do you expect to get from a bunch of knuckledraggers that call each other x/n/sfags all day long?
PD is the only person who really posts relationship threads. I rarely ever make one.
-
how about that okami
-
OKAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I mean - Okami! :-X :-\ :-*
-
PD is the only person who really posts relationship threads. I rarely ever make one.
Well, I know I am definitely interested in you liking white women over black women.
-
Im here for quality control and the occational banning, nothing anyone says will make me change my stance on what I see here today.
-
What the fuck did I wake up to? Is the forum sexually frustrated or something?
-
You're white right? I completely understand. A lot of white guys apparently want to bone atleast one black woman in their life. I say go for it! :violin :punch
-
we're all white on the inside here
-
I dont care what color any of you are, quit posting these stupid ass threads!
-
we're all white on the inside here
(http://www.giftmela.com/images/857_thumb.jpg)
-
I don't want to bone any black chicks - I mean, the ones I'd want to bone are unobtainable.
If I was into black women, I would've probably lost my virginity a good three, four years earlier than I did. Sistas LOVE me. :-*
-
i do lub me some fried chick'n an' biskitz
-
MAF, if only you had a vagina .. you would get ALL the attention that you deserve.
;)
-
If I had a vagina id never leave my house.
-
If I had a vagina id never leave my house.
:lol :lol
-
i do lub me some fried chick'n an' biskitz
Dude if you lived in Houston you could go to the most awesome fried chicken place ever!
FRENCHIES! A black food staple in H-town! They're greasy but omg good!
You might get diabetes from it though. :'(
-
:(
Lament about past loves and betrayals in PM like Melissa and I do please. We are trying to be hardcore here and you are ruining our immersion!
-
Yeah, totally. PMs are for lamenting. And sexy time.
-
You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!
wtf why?
-
Because it doesn't make sense, stupid.
-
:(
Lament about past loves and betrayals in PM like Melissa and I do please. We are trying to be hardcore here and you are ruining our immersion!
Your PM box is full! I tried to PM you :(
-
She has a lot of lamenting to do.
-
:(
Lament about past loves and betrayals in PM like Melissa and I do please. We are trying to be hardcore here and you are ruining our immersion!
Your PM box is full! I tried to PM you :(
Fuck it is full again! Willco...
PM me on OA I have plenty of space there :-*
-
Y'know, if you're going to pull that card, I'm not going to give you more space.
-
Here's the deal.
You get a bigger inbox with your own membergroup, but you'll lose your tag and I get to pick the membergroup name.
-
What sort of drama queen shit is that to say?
-
Here's the deal.
You get a bigger inbox with your own membergroup, but you'll lose your tag and I get to pick the membergroup name.
deal
-
I want to be in a member group :(
-
I PM'd you
-
I want to be in a member group :(
Buy one.
-
you know I have better things to spend my money on :-[
-
Waychel needs a new whip?
-
no, he needs to buy a codpiece in oblivion for 500 gamerpoints
-
deal
Enjoy your unlimited inbox!
-
but the interwebs will sort out my life!
-
deal
Enjoy your unlimited inbox!
come one come all
-
cum dumpster
-
she has her own group haha "inbox slut"
-
fuck off pretty boy
-
Clearly the only logical way of dealing with this new fad is by BANNING PHEONIX DARK. :punch
-
Come on Phoenix, people are reading from work.
-
uh..........
-
Have you checked your balls lately? I think I have a hernia an inch or so away from my balls.
-
Nah, it's probably just cancer. ;)
-
Have you checked your balls lately? I think I have a hernia an inch or so away from my balls.
That's where I had my hernia! If you feel like you have a strange third nut down there, [kool moe dee]go see the doc-tor[/kool moe dee].
My shit was pushing into my bladder so when I had to piss, it HURT.
-
Have you checked your balls lately? I think I have a hernia an inch or so away from my balls.
That's where I had my hernia! If you feel like you have a strange third nut down there, [kool moe dee]go see the doc-tor[/kool moe dee].
My shit was pushing into my bladder so when I had to piss, it HURT.
For real?
What did you do about it? I think it's a hernia, and it doesn't seem to be moving. I remember my doctor telling me that those can wind up moving into the testes and really fucking you up (in terms of making it hard to pee). I have a physical coming up so I'll ask
-
Well if your physical isn't "coming up" soon, I would make an app't quicker and go in there, have it checked out. Because stuff on the balls is NO JOKE, you know what I mean? It could be something completely different.
In my case, I was at E3 99 (I'm not trying to brag or whatever, it's just the first time I remember it happening and I also really loved that E3 so it's how I remember it) and I all of a sudden had this sharp ass pain in my bladder. I was like, what the fuck, and I kinda had to piss too, so I went to the bathroom, pissed... and the pain went away. And then like 7 times out of 10 if I got a somewhat full bladder, it hurt enough to have to stop what I'm doing to take a leak. Lots of fun on long trip!
So then one day I was totally beating off and I was like, whoa, what the fuck is this weird like, extra little ball to the right of my right testicle? It was all dull feeling, like numb but not quite - and of course that shit was disturbing so I immediately called 911 and had an ambulance come and pick me up!
No, I'm lying about that last part. I did call a doctor and I very quietly whispered to the nurse, "uh there seems to be some kind of a lump by my testicles", and she made an appointment for me to come in. I swear dude, I was praying to god and changing my evil ways - I think I even stopped Bopping the Bishop, which I haven't done since I went insane and joined the Mormons for a few months back in the early 90s - almost ready to cry when I laid down on the table so he could get a better look at the boys.
But he took one look, kinda chuckled knowingly and said "oh, that's a hernia. We'll get to that" and made an appointment for me to have surgery a week later.
The surgery was no thang whatsoever; I mean, I had heart surgery when I was a youngin' so I'm not THAT scared, anymore. You get sedated, then they put the mask on your face, and then you're out pretty damn soon after that. I swear to god these surgeons were blasting Zep as I passed the fuck out! I mean, it's that routine for these dudes.
I woke up a little while later, convalesed in the recovery area for a while - where I kept making the fucking alarms go off because I'm a shallow breather and they thought I was falling out! So I had to keep taking deep breaths. I didn't feel a fucking THING, I couldn't believe how NOT in pain I was.
I went home a little while after that, and after climbing the steps back to my loft, the pain DEFINITELY was happening and that was just really shitty. I threw up a few times, which sucks because you think you're going to rip the stitches out of your crotch - and fuck, you just might - what I really wanted was to smoke a bowl because that cures nausea like a mofo but having a rip would just make me cough and that's fucking with the stitches too and.... ahhhh, the recovery part is the hardest part.
AND my dick turned black. I swear to god. It gets all bruised and that motherfucker is BLACK. I was a little, you know, that much close to being Da Illest F'REAL - hahahahah Cornies' wigger fantasies come true - but my dick also HURT so I couldn't really play with it. But I did, you know, cause I'm an addict
-
Can a hernia be located higher above the groin? I've been feeling something fierce today and it feels like a pressure i thought it was my back door cloged and then i remembered my dad had a hernia really bad. All i can find is that its a sharp pain which i got but thats vague.
If the pain continues till tommorrow i'm seeing a doctor asap.
-
WTF
Yeah, it's not on my balls or anything, just to the side in the groin area. Hmm. I'd hate to have to miss school and shit...
-
What the fuck did you do to me Phoenix Dark? seriously what the fuck kind of sick thing did you put in me. Must be our time of the month.
-
i've heard of sympathetic pregnancy, but never sympathetic rectal prolapse
-
I was abuducted by aliens last night i swear to god they put the probe so far up my ass i'm feeling today OH boy let me tell you the shit is gonna hit the fan when my ass explodes tonight. Darlene give me some of that turbolax i gotta work one out on the pot.
Thank god for laptops.