THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: CurseoftheGods on March 10, 2008, 02:51:45 AM

Title: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 10, 2008, 02:51:45 AM
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Cover: GTA IV

Scores:

Wii:

Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed - C+ D+ C+
No More Heroes - B A- B-
Obscure: The Aftermath - D+ D D+ (Shame of the Month)

Multiplatform:

Dynasty Warriors 6 - C D+ D+
MLB 2K8 - B B- B
Condemned 2: Bloodshot - A- B+ B (Silver)
Sega Superstars Tennis - B- C+ C

Xbox 360:

Lost Odyssey - B+ B- B

DS:

Professor Layton - A- B+ A- (Silver)
Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword - A- A- B (Silver)
Ace Attorney 4 - A- B+ A- (Silver)
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - A B- B-

PSP:

God Of War: CoO - A A- A- (Gold, Game of the Month)
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - B+ B+ A- (Silver)

I'm willing to do scans of reviews. Any requests?
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2008, 02:54:07 AM
Scan Dynasty Warriors 6, I wanna know why it got such awfully low scores.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2008, 03:00:23 AM
Cause its the worst DW in ages, also cause they didnt play it. LAWLZ
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 10, 2008, 03:01:53 AM
(http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/46610/2002870974024546422_rs.jpg)
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: demi on March 10, 2008, 03:03:16 AM
This is new? I've had it for a while now
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 10, 2008, 03:05:02 AM
It's new up here in Canada! :cancry
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2008, 03:07:54 AM
Ouch, Dynasty Warriors 6 getting slammed.  Hard.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Raban on March 10, 2008, 04:24:37 AM
You forgot the most important part: Scarface 2 in 2009. Oh and Wheelman is hitting Fall 2008 and it looks good.

Sauce:

http://i29.tinypic.com/25g76n5.jpg (http://i29.tinypic.com/25g76n5.jpg)

http://i30.tinypic.com/15n9374.jpg (http://i30.tinypic.com/15n9374.jpg)

Note: The motion blur is 100% in game. It was NOT an added effect.


You bastard  :lol :lol
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: TVC15 on March 10, 2008, 05:04:41 AM
Do you people not know how to use a camera?  Those last two shots are even worse than the shots PD posts of himself.  They aren't even focused!
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 10, 2008, 10:18:13 AM
When did they change their review scheme?  I haven't gotten my free sub yet ;(
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Rman on March 10, 2008, 12:39:40 PM
I've haven't gotten my free sub as well.  The portables games did pretty excellently.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Robo on March 10, 2008, 12:50:57 PM
Is this the first issue with EGM's new rating system?
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Rman on March 10, 2008, 01:08:55 PM
I believe so.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 10, 2008, 01:10:18 PM
in pacific northwest, new egm gets you
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: T234 on March 10, 2008, 01:13:25 PM
in pacific northwest, new egm gets you
You guys get all the fun.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: pancakesandsex on March 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM
DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 10, 2008, 02:33:01 PM
DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.

...

Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: pancakesandsex on March 10, 2008, 03:33:21 PM
DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.

...



I'm having more fun with it than 4-5, its got higher production values, more interesting maps, and thats in spite of "less content" (which doesnt bother me all that much).

I have a ton of fun hitting targets too.

Also, I meant best DW yet, not getting into SW / orochi
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Robo on March 10, 2008, 03:53:36 PM
swimming and ladder climbing!  :o
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 07:49:15 PM
:piss EGM :piss2

for giving Lost Odyssey Bs, its A+ at least
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: Robo on March 10, 2008, 11:04:10 PM
 :piss PR's four inch pubic hair :piss2
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM.
Post by: tiesto on March 11, 2008, 12:05:32 AM
Is that a picture of Synbios in the GameCrazy shirt?
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 11, 2008, 12:21:21 AM
PUBIC HAIR
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: drew on March 11, 2008, 12:23:01 AM
Fact: even pubic hair is more interesting than EGM.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2008, 12:32:30 AM
Gamecrazy Beatdown: Pubes of Fury

Looks like a solid 7.5 game. Bad art, though.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 02:04:57 AM
omg wtf did you actually shave your pubes into an MAF face?
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2008, 02:11:46 AM
Not curly enough, it's from his head. If not, WILD HOMO.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 11, 2008, 02:27:09 AM
yeah pubes would not bend to your will for a mere EB advert!
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 02:28:33 AM
Did you shave your head just to win Evilbore's approval? :o
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 02:31:16 AM
Your devotion to Evilbore is admirable, my padawan.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: T234 on March 11, 2008, 02:31:29 AM
The weird thing is, I actually have enough pubic hair to make that ad.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 02:35:06 AM
Yeah, I know...him. Ugh.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 11, 2008, 02:37:01 AM
Yeah, he's a dick.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Robo on March 11, 2008, 03:05:46 AM
 :gloomy
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 03:42:57 AM
We don't mean YOU.  We mean...that other guy.
Title: Re: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 11, 2008, 09:20:58 AM
Got my free EGM yesterday, thanks demi  :-*